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100 questions TMI thingy
12 years ago
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Stolen from :iconlavenderwolf
1. Are you a virgin?
Yes
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
Mmhmm
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
None
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
See question #1
5. Do you swear under celibacy?
Um...its kinda forced right now since we live like...700 miles away
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?
I'm still a virgin
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
Virgin
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
No but have nearly been walked in on while I was rubbing one out numerous times....my damn family gives me little privacy.
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
Porn.
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
VIRGIN
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
Car. I wanna give my boyfriend's car suspension a good workin. Make it look like he's got hydraulics!
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
Um...12?
13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"?
One time, with one of my ex's
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
Im a horny son of a bitch. I get at least three per day
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
Right now.
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
Only when I make it noticeable to a certain someone~
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
Hands. They're always around and never complain >:3
18. What is your bra/penis size?
Hah. Good one. That's for my special somebody to know and those that already know to remain silent with x3
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
That would be a yes
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
Um....im not telling.
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
Depends on the person, but I like both ^_^ For a first time together, though, I usually prefer intimate, and then rough can be later on, but things usually don't last long enough for that ;=;
22. When was the last time you masturbated?
Shortly after I finish this meme
23. When was the last time you had sex?
V-I-R-G-I-N
24. When was the last time you watched porn?
Last night
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
Yeah. Just a pump but later on I plan to get myself David~ Mmmm....
26. Guys: Circumsized?
Sure. Oh wait you're asking if I am? No.
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
Nipples.
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
Everything down there if you're one of two special people I know
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
*is a guy and has never been with a woman*
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
Red briefs
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
Most definitely
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
Hell
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
Fuck no.
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
Eww Tumblr
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
Two nights ago
36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
The one where I had a foot long dick >:3
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
Umm...Im going to remain silent on account of a potential newspaper barrage....>.>
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
Just about any of the characters I've written about XD
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
Yes
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
Yep
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
*facepaws* Im. A. Virgin.
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
I may be a virgin but I definitely know I dont like being called that.
43. Are you into any BDSM?
Um.. >.> Yes
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
Yes.
45. Turn on's?
Muscle (Specifically pecs and biceps), nipple play
46. Turn off's?
Assery, dickheadedness
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
Yep.
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
Yes.
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
You dont wanna know
50. Do you like dirty talk?
Depends
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
Silent as a morgue. Having been masturbating in my room for so long with my parents around you learn to keep it down >.>
52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
Many very close calls.
53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?
None
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
None
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
Stuff thats got muscles, big dicks and big boobs. Yes I like boobs! I dont like vaginas. *shudders*
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
Furry porn. Was a big, fat, and knotted werewolf dick too. Mmmmmm....
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
Something on xhamster or whatever its called. Just a big cock
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
None
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
Um...does my current mate count? He's older than me.
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
I dont have it yet.
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?
V I R G I N
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
Fuck surgery.
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
Um...depends what my fox says. And I dont have a tumblr
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them?
Yes.
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
VIRGIN!
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
Yes and yes
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
Mmhmm. I have to worry about my parents >.<
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
>////> When I was in 6th grade and humped an exercise ball
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 position,only from masturbating a certain way)
Pretty much
70. Favorite type of oral?
*shrugs*
71. Strangest sexual position you've tried?
I. Am. A. Virgin.
72. Have you ever made up a sexual position?
*facepaws*
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
Virgin male. >.>
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
Guy.
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
Dom. Paws and knees. NOW
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
Oh yes.
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?
All the time. We're only seperated by like....4 states :I
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
Virgin.
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
Umm...
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?
Dammit how many times do I have to say im a virgin!?
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
My fox is filthy~ In previous relationships yes. If he did now I would be furious.
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?
Male.
83. Birth control or condoms?
Wrap it before you tap it. Not like I would. I hate vaginas. >.>
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
Isnt that what it's for?
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
All you pervs and nutjobs that're watching and those that bother to read this will know a hell of a lot more than when they began.
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
Hahahaha no. My parents would flip their shit if they even had a remote feeling of that. I plan to but they wont know for years to come.
87. Do you have any STDs?
I fucking better not..
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
FA.
89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"?
*growls* Virgin...
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
*shrugs*
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
*sighs*
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
I do have a special somebody wanting to take my virginity. But it will be during love time~<3
93. Have you ever experienced with the opposite sex?
No. Dont want to.
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous?
IM A VIRGIN DAMMIT
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
Only did it once and it was in MY apartment at the time. So no.
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
I still havent lost it...
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
Does he know? Dear god he fucking KNOWS when im masturbating
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
Fucking yes.
99. Do you like masturbation?
Hell yes
100. If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?
No. You're not one of two people that are allowed to.
1. Are you a virgin?
Yes
2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
Mmhmm
3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
None
4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
See question #1
5. Do you swear under celibacy?
Um...its kinda forced right now since we live like...700 miles away
6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?
I'm still a virgin
7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
Virgin
8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
No but have nearly been walked in on while I was rubbing one out numerous times....my damn family gives me little privacy.
9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
Porn.
10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
VIRGIN
11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
Car. I wanna give my boyfriend's car suspension a good workin. Make it look like he's got hydraulics!
12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
Um...12?
13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"?
One time, with one of my ex's
14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
Im a horny son of a bitch. I get at least three per day
15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
Right now.
16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
Only when I make it noticeable to a certain someone~
17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
Hands. They're always around and never complain >:3
18. What is your bra/penis size?
Hah. Good one. That's for my special somebody to know and those that already know to remain silent with x3
19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
That would be a yes
20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
Um....im not telling.
21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
Depends on the person, but I like both ^_^ For a first time together, though, I usually prefer intimate, and then rough can be later on, but things usually don't last long enough for that ;=;
22. When was the last time you masturbated?
Shortly after I finish this meme
23. When was the last time you had sex?
V-I-R-G-I-N
24. When was the last time you watched porn?
Last night
25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
Yeah. Just a pump but later on I plan to get myself David~ Mmmm....
26. Guys: Circumsized?
Sure. Oh wait you're asking if I am? No.
27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
Nipples.
28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
Everything down there if you're one of two special people I know
29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
*is a guy and has never been with a woman*
30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
Red briefs
31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
Most definitely
32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
Hell
33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
Fuck no.
34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
Eww Tumblr
35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
Two nights ago
36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
The one where I had a foot long dick >:3
37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
Umm...Im going to remain silent on account of a potential newspaper barrage....>.>
38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
Just about any of the characters I've written about XD
39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
Yes
40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
Yep
41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
*facepaws* Im. A. Virgin.
42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
I may be a virgin but I definitely know I dont like being called that.
43. Are you into any BDSM?
Um.. >.> Yes
44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
Yes.
45. Turn on's?
Muscle (Specifically pecs and biceps), nipple play
46. Turn off's?
Assery, dickheadedness
47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
Yep.
48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
Yes.
49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
You dont wanna know
50. Do you like dirty talk?
Depends
51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
Silent as a morgue. Having been masturbating in my room for so long with my parents around you learn to keep it down >.>
52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
Many very close calls.
53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?
None
54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
None
55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
Stuff thats got muscles, big dicks and big boobs. Yes I like boobs! I dont like vaginas. *shudders*
56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
Furry porn. Was a big, fat, and knotted werewolf dick too. Mmmmmm....
57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
Something on xhamster or whatever its called. Just a big cock
58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
None
59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
Um...does my current mate count? He's older than me.
60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
I dont have it yet.
61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?
V I R G I N
62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
Fuck surgery.
63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
Um...depends what my fox says. And I dont have a tumblr
64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them?
Yes.
65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
VIRGIN!
66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
Yes and yes
67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
Mmhmm. I have to worry about my parents >.<
68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
>////> When I was in 6th grade and humped an exercise ball
69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 position,only from masturbating a certain way)
Pretty much
70. Favorite type of oral?
*shrugs*
71. Strangest sexual position you've tried?
I. Am. A. Virgin.
72. Have you ever made up a sexual position?
*facepaws*
73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
Virgin male. >.>
74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
Guy.
75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
Dom. Paws and knees. NOW
76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
Oh yes.
77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?
All the time. We're only seperated by like....4 states :I
78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
Virgin.
79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
Umm...
80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?
Dammit how many times do I have to say im a virgin!?
81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
My fox is filthy~ In previous relationships yes. If he did now I would be furious.
82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?
Male.
83. Birth control or condoms?
Wrap it before you tap it. Not like I would. I hate vaginas. >.>
84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
Isnt that what it's for?
85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
All you pervs and nutjobs that're watching and those that bother to read this will know a hell of a lot more than when they began.
86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
Hahahaha no. My parents would flip their shit if they even had a remote feeling of that. I plan to but they wont know for years to come.
87. Do you have any STDs?
I fucking better not..
88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
FA.
89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"?
*growls* Virgin...
90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
*shrugs*
91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
*sighs*
92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
I do have a special somebody wanting to take my virginity. But it will be during love time~<3
93. Have you ever experienced with the opposite sex?
No. Dont want to.
94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous?
IM A VIRGIN DAMMIT
95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
Only did it once and it was in MY apartment at the time. So no.
96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
I still havent lost it...
97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
Does he know? Dear god he fucking KNOWS when im masturbating
98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
Fucking yes.
99. Do you like masturbation?
Hell yes
100. If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?
No. You're not one of two people that are allowed to.
