Because there's no good translation program over there, I need some help. I've got a series of bigger stories (36 and 53 pages) and don't have any clue about how to translate so much.

Does anybody know a fast method/program/whatever to translate it? Or is there a volunteer to do so?

I would be great for all the english speaking folks out there ... because they can read the kinky crap I'm writing! X3