Hehe, sorry, I couldn't resist answering this, it's such an interesting question. Hmm...I think I would be 'Detour' sign. I picked this traffic sign because it does take a while to get to know the real me. There isn't just a straight path to the destination, since it's kinda "under construction" because of how I was treated in the past. The road needs some work. But, even if you have to take a little bit of a detour to finally see the real me, the journey there may be a very surprisingly pleasant drive filled with moments of hidden kindness and generosity that's just off the beaten path. I appreciate those who do use the detour instead of ignoring the 'Road Closed' sign and getting stuck in tar, and those who put in a little bit of time to help me open up really get rewarded with some neat surprises. :3

That was such a good answer, you get an e-cookie. (And not the kind hackers use) ^.=.^ I like people who can think out of the box like this and genuinly think about a question that's frankly a little bizarre.