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12 years ago
"Creativity is being able to make ideas that no one else has thought of before; Innovation is being able to share those ideas with the world no matter how scared you are they'll make fun of you for it."
We Interrupt your schedueled program to bring you news from a fluffy wuff's life
We Interrupt your schedueled program to bring you news from a fluffy wuff's life
A sex meme? This is not gonna go well...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Uh, no.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm sorry, "In the morning"? Uh, no, no, if she were my wife.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
...that's actually a pretty good question. Becuase I sleep on a single bed.
4. Do you masturbate?
I'll give you a hint; it has two letters. It starts with "n" and ends with "o".
5. How often? Lately?
Are you even paying attention to what I'm saying?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
...no...and that's a thing?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. Baths just make you shake all the water out, and NO ONE likes it when I do that.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Again, no, and, also again, that's a thing?
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
HELL NO
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
What does that even mean?
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Finally, a legitimate question! Unfortunately no; I do wish I could get to know them better, though!
13. Would you choose love or money?
And another legit one! Love. Money is only physical, but love means something. It shows how much you care.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
And here we go again.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Uh, no?
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Never had sex.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Seriously, are you listening to what I say?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Ugh, *points up*
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I've never seen the outside of one.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I'm 16. I've never been to a bar.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Never been to a bar.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.
24. What's your sexuality?
Straighter than a... ruler...I've never been asked that before. But I'm straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
BRO, DO YOU EVEN HEAR!?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Didn't you ask that before?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Don't have a job...and no.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Don't know any.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Wow. I'm so touched by how well you listen.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
What if I said no?
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
...had what?
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I'm sorry, I'm still on "phone sex". Cyber sex? What is that?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
...I don't even want to think about that...I just don't.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I'm sixteen, I don't know this stuff!
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Please tell me this is almost over.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
DAFUQ!?!?!?
I think I asked more questions than you asked me!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Uh, no.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm sorry, "In the morning"? Uh, no, no, if she were my wife.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
...that's actually a pretty good question. Becuase I sleep on a single bed.
4. Do you masturbate?
I'll give you a hint; it has two letters. It starts with "n" and ends with "o".
5. How often? Lately?
Are you even paying attention to what I'm saying?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
...no...and that's a thing?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. Baths just make you shake all the water out, and NO ONE likes it when I do that.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Again, no, and, also again, that's a thing?
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
HELL NO
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
What does that even mean?
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Finally, a legitimate question! Unfortunately no; I do wish I could get to know them better, though!
13. Would you choose love or money?
And another legit one! Love. Money is only physical, but love means something. It shows how much you care.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
And here we go again.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Uh, no?
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Never had sex.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Seriously, are you listening to what I say?
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Ugh, *points up*
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I've never seen the outside of one.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I'm 16. I've never been to a bar.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Never been to a bar.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.
24. What's your sexuality?
Straighter than a... ruler...I've never been asked that before. But I'm straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
BRO, DO YOU EVEN HEAR!?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Didn't you ask that before?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Don't have a job...and no.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Don't know any.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Wow. I'm so touched by how well you listen.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
What if I said no?
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
...had what?
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I'm sorry, I'm still on "phone sex". Cyber sex? What is that?
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
...I don't even want to think about that...I just don't.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I'm sixteen, I don't know this stuff!
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Please tell me this is almost over.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
DAFUQ!?!?!?
I think I asked more questions than you asked me!
