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My Original Penis Quiz
12 years ago
HEY BROSKI
I know most quizes and memes are just pussyfooting around the real issue here. Now is time to answer 50 questions about your genetaila!
YOUR PECKER
1. Do you have a penis?
WHY ELSE WOULD I BE HERE?
2. What is your penis’s name? Don’t pretend like it has no name. (If you don’t have one, make it up).
Rip Jr. Yes I'm serious.
3. List all of the names for a “penis” you can think of. I left a few hints in this quiz.
penis johnson willy scholng member unit junk dick cock pecker
4. Describe your penis using the name of a song.
Everlong
ERECTION YEAR
5. How many times a day do you guess you get a boner?
uhh easily 15-20
6. Do you get a boner when stressed out?
YES
7. Do you have good control over erections, or does it seem to have a mind of its own?
Absolutely zero control.
8. Do you have morning glory/ morning wood when you wake up?
Enough to put my eye out.
9. How long does it take to get a stiffy?
a little around a minute
10. Describe pissing with a boner using a movie title.
V for Vendetta
11. Have you ever been unable to get a boner?
Yes, when I took a medication at one time. Stopped it quickly
THE MEASURE OF A MAN
12. Do you have your foreskin still or are you circumcised?
Err... I'm funky. I'll just say I'm cut for ease.
13. Would you say you are happy with your penis?
Yes.
14. What would you change if you could?
I wish it wasn't so difficult to accommodate with clothes.
15. How long is your penis? Be honest—no shame. Remember the average is 5-6 inches and anything out of that range isn’t common.
8". Yeah I know I'm a freak.
16. What is the circumference (distance around the shaft) of your penis?
I think that's around 5.5"
17. What do you like the best about your wang?
It's... adequate lol.
18. Is your dong straight, or does it curve? If it curves, what direction does it point?
it curves up and slightly to the left.
19. Do you know what the medical term for the head of your pecker is called?
Glans Penis
20. What’s the most sensitive part of your penis?
The area just under the head, on the bottom (frenulum)
21. Have you ever injured your penis or balls in any way?
Skin tears ;;
YOUR NUTSACK AND YOU
22. Assuming you have 2 balls, which one hangs lower? Or are they even?
Right one droops more.
23. Does your nutsack hang low or does it stay closer to your body most of the time?
DANGLEBITS
24. Do you wear boxers, briefs or do you go commando/freeball?
Boxers or nothing at all.
25. Name all the terms for “testicles” you can think of.
balls orbs juevos cojones two-veg danglers clackers marbles
26. Associate one word for the following event: Scratching your nuts
Serenity
27. Which ball is larger? Or are they the same size?
my left is a little bigger. Not by much.
28. Do you have a noticeable ridge along the middle of your sack?
Like a damn mountain chain.
MASTURBATORS UNANIMOUS
29. When you’re whacking off, do you tend to polish the whole shaft or just rub a certain portion?
Usually just the end.
30. When you’re beating off, where is your non-dominant hand?
tugging on my scrotum or resting on my belly
31. How many times a day do you jerk off?
at least twice. usually more.
32. Give a quick, one sentence description of how you masturbate.
Long and slowly with a couple rapid-fire segments.
33. Have you ever been unable to get off while you’re masturbating (not assuming you had to stop due to someone interrupting)?
Yes and it is the most god awful feeling in the world.
34. Have you ever attempted to suck yourself off?
WHY YES I HAVE
IN THE JUNGLE
35. Do you have a happy trail (hair tuft up your tummy)?
yeah i do, not to by belly button though
36. Do you have a massive bush if left in its natural state?
it would be unruly without maintenance
37. Your Bush: trimmed, shaved, plucked, or au natural?
trimmed short. Very short.
38. Does your pubic hair match your hair color?
it's a little more firecrotchy >.>
39. Does any hair grow on your shaft?
Up until I shave it off-- super self conscious abotu it
DON’T BE A FOOL WRAP YOUR TOOL
40. What brands of condoms are your favorites?
Lifestyles Skyn Larges
41. What’s the funniest place you’ve ever put your penis?
Banana peel. Shut up guys ;~;
42. Do you have any birthmarks or moles on your genitals?
Not really
43. Has anyone else ever given an opinion on your pecker? If so, please share what you can.
I've had a close friend say "damn if i were you I would be out hunting small animals with it and clubbing them over the head". Weird indeed.
44. When you ejaculate, do you ejaculate a lot or a small amount?
I'd say a fairly large amount.
45. Is your spoo runny or thicker?
tends to be runny/watery
46. What does your spunk smell like?
like bleach meets spice rack D:
47. When you’re cleaning it up, how do you usually dispose of semen? Be honest!
Got a box of tissues! woo!
48. DO you have wet dreams?
Never in my life.
49. Do you get wet/ ooze precum?
On rare occasions/when I'm really turned on.
50. What is your penis doing right now?
it is napping. It is tired like me.
Debreifing:
Do you feel self-conscious now?
very
Do you feel happy you finished this list?
it was a stretch
Do you know of any friends you’d want to force to take this?
ALL OF THEM
Do you feel better about yourself? I hope this helped you open up
Not really but ehh
*BONUS POINTS* Tell me your penis.
It is very schlong.
Penis Quiz!YOUR PECKER
1. Do you have a penis?
WHY ELSE WOULD I BE HERE?
2. What is your penis’s name? Don’t pretend like it has no name. (If you don’t have one, make it up).
Rip Jr. Yes I'm serious.
3. List all of the names for a “penis” you can think of. I left a few hints in this quiz.
penis johnson willy scholng member unit junk dick cock pecker
4. Describe your penis using the name of a song.
Everlong
ERECTION YEAR
5. How many times a day do you guess you get a boner?
uhh easily 15-20
6. Do you get a boner when stressed out?
YES
7. Do you have good control over erections, or does it seem to have a mind of its own?
Absolutely zero control.
8. Do you have morning glory/ morning wood when you wake up?
Enough to put my eye out.
9. How long does it take to get a stiffy?
a little around a minute
10. Describe pissing with a boner using a movie title.
V for Vendetta
11. Have you ever been unable to get a boner?
Yes, when I took a medication at one time. Stopped it quickly
THE MEASURE OF A MAN
12. Do you have your foreskin still or are you circumcised?
Err... I'm funky. I'll just say I'm cut for ease.
13. Would you say you are happy with your penis?
Yes.
14. What would you change if you could?
I wish it wasn't so difficult to accommodate with clothes.
15. How long is your penis? Be honest—no shame. Remember the average is 5-6 inches and anything out of that range isn’t common.
8". Yeah I know I'm a freak.
16. What is the circumference (distance around the shaft) of your penis?
I think that's around 5.5"
17. What do you like the best about your wang?
It's... adequate lol.
18. Is your dong straight, or does it curve? If it curves, what direction does it point?
it curves up and slightly to the left.
19. Do you know what the medical term for the head of your pecker is called?
Glans Penis
20. What’s the most sensitive part of your penis?
The area just under the head, on the bottom (frenulum)
21. Have you ever injured your penis or balls in any way?
Skin tears ;;
YOUR NUTSACK AND YOU
22. Assuming you have 2 balls, which one hangs lower? Or are they even?
Right one droops more.
23. Does your nutsack hang low or does it stay closer to your body most of the time?
DANGLEBITS
24. Do you wear boxers, briefs or do you go commando/freeball?
Boxers or nothing at all.
25. Name all the terms for “testicles” you can think of.
balls orbs juevos cojones two-veg danglers clackers marbles
26. Associate one word for the following event: Scratching your nuts
Serenity
27. Which ball is larger? Or are they the same size?
my left is a little bigger. Not by much.
28. Do you have a noticeable ridge along the middle of your sack?
Like a damn mountain chain.
MASTURBATORS UNANIMOUS
29. When you’re whacking off, do you tend to polish the whole shaft or just rub a certain portion?
Usually just the end.
30. When you’re beating off, where is your non-dominant hand?
tugging on my scrotum or resting on my belly
31. How many times a day do you jerk off?
at least twice. usually more.
32. Give a quick, one sentence description of how you masturbate.
Long and slowly with a couple rapid-fire segments.
33. Have you ever been unable to get off while you’re masturbating (not assuming you had to stop due to someone interrupting)?
Yes and it is the most god awful feeling in the world.
34. Have you ever attempted to suck yourself off?
WHY YES I HAVE
IN THE JUNGLE
35. Do you have a happy trail (hair tuft up your tummy)?
yeah i do, not to by belly button though
36. Do you have a massive bush if left in its natural state?
it would be unruly without maintenance
37. Your Bush: trimmed, shaved, plucked, or au natural?
trimmed short. Very short.
38. Does your pubic hair match your hair color?
it's a little more firecrotchy >.>
39. Does any hair grow on your shaft?
Up until I shave it off-- super self conscious abotu it
DON’T BE A FOOL WRAP YOUR TOOL
40. What brands of condoms are your favorites?
Lifestyles Skyn Larges
41. What’s the funniest place you’ve ever put your penis?
Banana peel. Shut up guys ;~;
42. Do you have any birthmarks or moles on your genitals?
Not really
43. Has anyone else ever given an opinion on your pecker? If so, please share what you can.
I've had a close friend say "damn if i were you I would be out hunting small animals with it and clubbing them over the head". Weird indeed.
44. When you ejaculate, do you ejaculate a lot or a small amount?
I'd say a fairly large amount.
45. Is your spoo runny or thicker?
tends to be runny/watery
46. What does your spunk smell like?
like bleach meets spice rack D:
47. When you’re cleaning it up, how do you usually dispose of semen? Be honest!
Got a box of tissues! woo!
48. DO you have wet dreams?
Never in my life.
49. Do you get wet/ ooze precum?
On rare occasions/when I'm really turned on.
50. What is your penis doing right now?
it is napping. It is tired like me.
Debreifing:
Do you feel self-conscious now?
very
Do you feel happy you finished this list?
it was a stretch
Do you know of any friends you’d want to force to take this?
ALL OF THEM
Do you feel better about yourself? I hope this helped you open up
Not really but ehh
*BONUS POINTS* Tell me your penis.
It is very schlong.
> V for Vendetta
XDDDDDDDDDDD