A sex meme as My first meme... really?!
12 years ago
Ok, let's get this started...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure thing!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning and/or afternoon and... Late at night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left side, always.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yup.
5. How often? Lately?
One fap a day... takes the ɚɑɕϑϕ away.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, never!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths when alone, shower with the proper gender.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, yes I have.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I do, but only on My own.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I might say a bit of both.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I think I do, yes...
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope, the list it too large and the world too wide!
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money. So I can afford proper setting for My love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Receiving blowjob, Giving facefuck and anal.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No because no means no.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In the forrest, late at night, under the stars and trees.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Front of My parents in law's house, in their car...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I don't think so...
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No
24. What's your sexual preference?
Bi, with strong female preference.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes, once.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, more than once.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes :3
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, if cockring count as a sextoy more than ornament :)
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Three: Cockring, Fleshlight and a Succu Dry.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yeah, of course!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggie Style
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Giving it!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Whoever isn't afraid to share their sex life I guess... Maybe you, as you read this?...
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure thing!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning and/or afternoon and... Late at night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left side, always.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yup.
5. How often? Lately?
One fap a day... takes the ɚɑɕϑϕ away.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, never!
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths when alone, shower with the proper gender.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes, yes I have.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I do, but only on My own.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I might say a bit of both.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I think I do, yes...
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope, the list it too large and the world too wide!
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money. So I can afford proper setting for My love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Receiving blowjob, Giving facefuck and anal.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No because no means no.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In the forrest, late at night, under the stars and trees.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Front of My parents in law's house, in their car...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
I don't think so...
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No
24. What's your sexual preference?
Bi, with strong female preference.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yes, once.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, more than once.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes :3
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, if cockring count as a sextoy more than ornament :)
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Three: Cockring, Fleshlight and a Succu Dry.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yeah, of course!
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggie Style
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Giving it!
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Whoever isn't afraid to share their sex life I guess... Maybe you, as you read this?...