Sex Meme
12 years ago
Everyone else is doing it, so I may as well jump on the bandwagon. :P
1. Is there anyone on your friend's list you would ever consider having sex with? - Certainly, but I'm not one to approach someone for sex "just because." It also doesn't help that I'm in a relationship. :P
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? - I'm more and afternoon/evening sort of guy.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? - Left side as viewed from approaching the bed.
4. Do you masturbate? I'm well practiced!
5. How often? Lately? Usually a few times a week. As recent as this week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? - Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? - Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? - Nope.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people? - I have, but I don't very often. To me it's just weird to be amongst other people while doing it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? I prefer someone on the aggressive side.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? - If it's to be taken in the context that I believe the question is worded for, no.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? - I've met the majority of them (I'd wager over 95%, but I only know a handful of them well.
13. Would you choose love or money? - Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? - I'm pretty straight-cut, but I do like it when they moan a little.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? - No.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? - I've only done it on a bed so....
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? - See the above response.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? - Nope.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? - Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? - Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? - Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar? - Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? - Nope.
24. What's your sexuality? - Straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater? Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom? - Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work? Nope. Nope. Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? - I want to say I have, but I can't recall when or where it was.
29. Bought something from an adult store? - Nope.
30. Do you own any sex toys? - Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they? Just one, a flesh light. It hasn't been used in a long long time.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? - My memory is fuzzy, but I'm leaning towards only a few pics.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? - Nope!
34. Have you ever had phone sex? - Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex? - Yup! On a few occasions.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse? - Why not?
37. What's your favorite sexual position? - Both my girlfriend and I are pretty in-experienced and haven't experimented much. Aside from trying a few positions, we've pretty well stuck to horizontal.
38. What's your favorite sex act? - Biting her ear during her climax. The results are always rewarding. :)
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? - Nope, can't say I've been planning on it.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this? - I'm pretty sure most of the people I know have the balls/ovaries to do it.
1. Is there anyone on your friend's list you would ever consider having sex with? - Certainly, but I'm not one to approach someone for sex "just because." It also doesn't help that I'm in a relationship. :P
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? - I'm more and afternoon/evening sort of guy.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? - Left side as viewed from approaching the bed.
4. Do you masturbate? I'm well practiced!
5. How often? Lately? Usually a few times a week. As recent as this week.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? - Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths? - Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? - Nope.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people? - I have, but I don't very often. To me it's just weird to be amongst other people while doing it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? I prefer someone on the aggressive side.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list? - If it's to be taken in the context that I believe the question is worded for, no.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? - I've met the majority of them (I'd wager over 95%, but I only know a handful of them well.
13. Would you choose love or money? - Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? - I'm pretty straight-cut, but I do like it when they moan a little.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? - No.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? - I've only done it on a bed so....
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? - See the above response.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex? - Nope.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club? - Nope.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? - Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons? - Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar? - Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? - Nope.
24. What's your sexuality? - Straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater? Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom? - Nope.
27. Have you ever had sex at work? Nope. Nope. Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? - I want to say I have, but I can't recall when or where it was.
29. Bought something from an adult store? - Nope.
30. Do you own any sex toys? - Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they? Just one, a flesh light. It hasn't been used in a long long time.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? - My memory is fuzzy, but I'm leaning towards only a few pics.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? - Nope!
34. Have you ever had phone sex? - Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex? - Yup! On a few occasions.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse? - Why not?
37. What's your favorite sexual position? - Both my girlfriend and I are pretty in-experienced and haven't experimented much. Aside from trying a few positions, we've pretty well stuck to horizontal.
38. What's your favorite sex act? - Biting her ear during her climax. The results are always rewarding. :)
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? - Nope, can't say I've been planning on it.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this? - I'm pretty sure most of the people I know have the balls/ovaries to do it.

Doberman_Guard
~dobermanguard
Heh I'll have to try that ear biting thing on Wolfbutt ^^.