Consider asking

Done, he seems to be out of slots at the moment

try asking  buckyroo

UV mapping is usually pretty easy, and while the auto-unwrap tools are usually pretty random in their segments, most programs I've had my paws on have a 'knife' tool to draw lines down the vertex seams as hints to cut the uv islands from. For things like arms you just cut a ring around shoulder joint area and then like wrist, and then a line down the side like a cylinder to unwrap. Texturing on the other hand... I'm no artist. xD