*suddenly arrives in a cloud of smoke while laughing quite rather evilly!* Somewhere in hell, but now I'm left here!....oh wait....you said DECENT! Never mind, how silly of me! *Disappears in a cloud of smoke that was exactly like the one before, disappearing in the same sudden yet mysterious way that he arrived (including the loud "MYUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!")*

dear god i need some friends x,x

Then allow me to assist you!

oh please do