How are you able to manipulate space? :O

I was born through incomprehensibly unlikely random quantum phenomena (I literally just popped into existence!), and thus the quantum stability of my body was quite fragile. It was improbable enough that I even came into existence, but somehow my body had adapted a sort of reflex that allowed me to reassert my quantum stability when some shock threatened it. The scientists who discovered me injected me with reflex assistance nanites which had been recalibrated to work with this innate ability of mine. The result giving me the ability to manipulate quantum strings to such precision that certain laws of physics became more like guidelines for me.

That's pretty impressive!

Why are you so prone to fall off cliffs?

Because SOMEBODY keeps pushing me off them! D:<

Who might that be?

*points directly at you*

Is there someone behind me?! D:

Um.... no... okay, to avoid confusion, I'm going to stick my dick in the party responsible. *rapes you*

oh owo'