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12 years ago
Drawing porn. Mom is suddenly at my bedroom door looking in (my room is unfortunately set up in a way you can see the computer screen from the door) and starts telling me about dinner plans. I am startled. I do not have time to minimize my porn. My pride does not allow me to get embarrassed. I am stubborn. I'm not listening to the dinner plans. I am busy talking myself up that dammit, if mom can't handle that I draw porn of... let's face it, cartoon animals, then she can go to hell.
I AM NOT IN THE WRONG BECAUSE I AM DEFIANT. IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO FIGHT THE POWER. I WEAR GLASSES, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T NEED THEM, BECAUSE I'M IRONIC.
She finishes telling me about dinner plans I did not hear. I turn back to my computer screen.
My tools box is placed over the porn part of my drawing. With it there, it simply looks like a drawing of a sleeping penguin.
I sit and laugh hardily over my accidental victory.
I AM NOT IN THE WRONG BECAUSE I AM DEFIANT. IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO FIGHT THE POWER. I WEAR GLASSES, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T NEED THEM, BECAUSE I'M IRONIC.
She finishes telling me about dinner plans I did not hear. I turn back to my computer screen.
My tools box is placed over the porn part of my drawing. With it there, it simply looks like a drawing of a sleeping penguin.
I sit and laugh hardily over my accidental victory.
I've seen many porn-related arts here on FA for the past 19 months, anyway. And I'm 21.
So, yeah. This doesn't bother me... as much as before.
If you wanna draw smut, then who am I to argue.
Porn has always been high in demand in the furry fandom for many years.
I'd just rather my mother not know I draw porn of animals. Because, y'know, awkward.
And furaffinity is pretty much a porn site. I guess seeing porn here is like seeing red dirt and/or sand in the desert.
Once.
Trouble is she's forgetful, especially of things which mothers don't wish to think about. So I'm pretty sure she's forgotten the kind of things that I draw and as bound to do walk in on it all over again.
It's hard to draw pron with mothers around.
Hope you're keeping well
I've been well! I hope things are well on your end, daaahling
Life is good to me