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Ermahgerd...MERMES!
12 years ago
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That's right: I'm doing interview memes again! And this time, I'm getting ambitious - I'm doing three villains at once! Introducing Mahud Kalyashin, AKA Sepoy, Taylor Jones, AKA 9T9, and Miguel Torres, AKA Peligro! Enjoy, ladies and germs!
1. Gender?
All three simply look at each other, before Peligro chimes in.
"Pretty sure we are all men here."
2. Age?
"46 now"
"40"
"30"
3. Hug?
All three just stare at the camera, with Sepoy raising an eyebrow.
4. Bad Habits?
"Bad habits? Don't be ridiculous."
"Uh, yeah. I smoke pot."
"Some would say my habit of seducing women is bad. They don't seem to complain, though."
5. Favorite food?
"Favoritism with food is for the undisciplined. If it is food, I will eat it."
"Hash brownies. Gives me the munchies and cures them at the same time!"
"Locro. It's a kind of stew, made with corn, beef, and local vegetables."
6. Ice cream flavor?
"I have never bothered eating ice cream."
"Weirdo. Anyway, mine's rocky road."
"Dulce de leche."
7. What is your species?
"Panther. Although if you wanted to be picky, you could say leopard."
"American porcupine."
"Giant otter, Pteronura brasiliensis."
"Showoff..."
8. Killed anyone?
"Yes. Many people."
"Yep! With fire and shrapnel!"
"I am not as eager for bloodshed as these two, but yes. I try to avoid it, though."
9. Hate anyone?
"Combat. He keeps Han Daiyu's heart from me."
"Hmm. Let's see, who's on the Forbes 100 list right now?"
"I would not say hate, but I despise the Bordicks. Misogynistic wretches, all of them."
10. Secrets?
"Plenty. And I will die before I reveal them."
9T9 leans back in his chair. "Eh...not really."
"Besides the fact that I'm a drug lord?"
11. Favorite season?
"Dry season. Good weather for sailing."
"Winter. Everyone huddles up inside. Easy targets."
Peligro raises an eye at 9T9. "You are a sick and disturbing little man. Anyway, my favorite is spring. It's nice to see life return after a long, cold winter."
12. Best Friends?
"I have a somewhat amicable rivalry with Sheng T'an Gang."
"Nah. 9T9 works alone. Everyone else keeps whining about doing it different ways."
"Aside from my mistresses, probably Ernesto. We've been together since we were both low-ranking grunts in the industry."
13. Hobbies?
"I try my hand at poetry once in a while."
"Poetry? HA! What a girly man!"
"I rather enjoy poetry, too. Does that make me a girly man?"
9T9 shrinks back in his chair between the angry glares of Sepoy and Peligro.
"Um...hacking..."
14. Fav drink?
"Once again, irrelevant."
"Beer."
"Singani. It's a Bolivian wine made from grapes grown at high altitude."
15. Birthday?
"April 24, 1968."
"Mmmmm...not telling"
"I do not feeling like telling you that, either."
16. Nice or mean?
"Children tend to call me mean. Especially after I take them hostage."
"Make no bones about it. Mean!"
"My men tell me I am rather nice, for a drug lord. Most other people seem to think I am nice, as well."
17. What do you think of your creator?
9T9 opens his mouth, but Peligro quickly interjects.
"No comment. Next."
18. Weakness?
"Some people say that I am obsessed with Han Daiyu. They usually do not live long, though."
"Telepaths can make me forget how to teleport for a while. Figures one of them would hate me for some reason."
"I have a rather high metabolism, so I have to eat more than a normal fur."
19. How long can you stay underwater?
"45 seconds."
"Never tried, and don't plan on trying."
"A minute and a half. I am an otter, after all."
20. What do you do on a regular basis?
"I practice my martial art forms and gun handling skills, and go pirating."
"I build bombs. Lots and lots of bombs."
"I work out, keep my martial arts skills fresh, keep an eye on my business ventures, and, of course, check up on my mistresses."
21. Do you love someone?
"Han Daiyu. She is the only person for whom I will ever betray any emotion."
"Nah."
"I have many mistresses. But the one I love the most is mi dulcita, Carmen."
22. Does the person love you back?
"Not yet, unfortunately. I will claim her heart, though."
9T9 makes a gagging motion, then quickly stops when Sepoy looks over.
"Por supuesto. Otherwise, the Bureau of Superheroes would be knocking on my door."
23. What do you consider fun in the day time?
"Pfft. Fun is overrated."
"Blowing shit up."
"I rather enjoy visiting my spas, such as La Descansa in Colmaton. Very relaxing."
24. At night?
"Blowing shit up."
"You certainly have a one track mind, don't you?"
"A fine night at a four-star restaurant with one of my mistresses, followed by an entertaining night in the bedroom."
25. Do you like to play video games?
"Waste of time."
"Ones where you get to blow shit up."
Sepoy rolls his eyes.
"We don't have many video games in Bolivia, so I haven't really played any, besides solitaire."
26. Are you gay?
All three look at each other, before 9T9 and Peligro burst out laughing.
27. Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for two days.
"I would be very careful. One does not simply make out with the daughter of Han Zhaoxing."
"Didn't realize you knew that meme, Mahud."
"I would pleasure them, until they were delirious with euphoria. Then, I would pleasure them again."
28. Place of origin?
"India."
"Born in the USA!"
"Bolivia."
29. Large or small family?
"Large. I was the eldest of six children."
"Only child."
"Three siblings. And I'm planning on a rather large family myself."
30. Who are your parents?
"Members of the warrior caste. Sadly, that seems to mean quite little these days."
"Couple of anarchist hippies, like me."
"Two rather poor Bolivian farmers. I can assure you, they are not poor anymore."
31. Do you have a phobia?
All three simply shake their heads.
32. Piercings/tattoos?
"I had my ears pierced in my youth, but they have closed up since then."
"Nope."
"No. No sense giving the policia or the Bureau any clues to who I am."
33. Do you have a pet?
"No. I have no time to invest emotional energy into mere ferals."
"I move around too much for a pet."
"I have a large aquarium in my home in Jamaica."
34. Lucky number?
They all simply shake their heads.
35. Favorite color?
"Gold."
"Blazing red!"
"Aquamarine. Like the dress Carmen was wearing on our first night together..."
36. Eye color?
All three simply look in the camera.
37. Hair color?
"Do you seriously need to ask? Loser..."
38. Quick! Someone kissed your love! What do you do?
"Depending on Han Daiyu's feelings for them, I would either threaten them...or kill them."
"This is purely hypothetical...but I would blow them up."
"How could I have guessed..."
"Some of my mistresses have other men in their lives, and I am fine with that. However, if they protested, I would probably break the other fur's jaw."
39. Fav music?
"I prefer silence."
"Combat rock."
"Anything you can dance to. Especially slow dances."
40. Where do you want to be right now?
"In Han Daiyu's bedroom."
"In Carmen's bedroom."
"In the president's bedroom...WITH A BOMB!"
41. What are you in your love's opinion?
"I fear she considers me just another suitor interested in her father's power. Nothing is further from the truth, though."
"I have actually been compared with a few deities, believe it or not."
42. Do you have a work?
"Not in particular..."
"Total overthrow of ALL governments!"
"Eventually dismantling my cartel and converting it entirely to legitimate business."
43. You are alone. What do you do?
"Meditate."
"Make bombs"
"Work out."
44. Do you like parties?
"No. Decadent wastes of time."
"Bunch of fat rich folks in a small space at the same time? I LOVE them!"
"I rather enjoy them. It's a good chance to catch up with fellow businessmen, and sometimes find new mistresses."
45. When you're alone at home, what do you like to do?
"Go over my art collection."
"I thought we already went over this. Make. Bombs."
"Depends on which home I'm in."
46. Has someone drawn you in a porn situation?
"They were relatively soft-core, but yes. Several of them with a certain fox from Colmaton."
47. Favorite film?
"I've never watched a film in my whole life."
"V for Vendetta. I mean, the hero blows up BIG BEN! How awesome is THAT?"
"El Norte. It's rather dramatic."
48. Tell something about your OTP before we finish.
"I sincerely hope my relationship with Han Daiyu becomes canon..."
"Really? I always shipped her with Combat."
"Why, you..."
"I've always been paired with Carmen. And that's how it's always going to be."
49. The End, would you share that quiz with someone?
Sepoy is busy trying to cut 9T9 open with his talwar, while the porcupine keeps teleporting away.
"I think
tristanbeaner might be interested in this one."
1. Gender?
All three simply look at each other, before Peligro chimes in.
"Pretty sure we are all men here."
2. Age?
"46 now"
"40"
"30"
3. Hug?
All three just stare at the camera, with Sepoy raising an eyebrow.
4. Bad Habits?
"Bad habits? Don't be ridiculous."
"Uh, yeah. I smoke pot."
"Some would say my habit of seducing women is bad. They don't seem to complain, though."
5. Favorite food?
"Favoritism with food is for the undisciplined. If it is food, I will eat it."
"Hash brownies. Gives me the munchies and cures them at the same time!"
"Locro. It's a kind of stew, made with corn, beef, and local vegetables."
6. Ice cream flavor?
"I have never bothered eating ice cream."
"Weirdo. Anyway, mine's rocky road."
"Dulce de leche."
7. What is your species?
"Panther. Although if you wanted to be picky, you could say leopard."
"American porcupine."
"Giant otter, Pteronura brasiliensis."
"Showoff..."
8. Killed anyone?
"Yes. Many people."
"Yep! With fire and shrapnel!"
"I am not as eager for bloodshed as these two, but yes. I try to avoid it, though."
9. Hate anyone?
"Combat. He keeps Han Daiyu's heart from me."
"Hmm. Let's see, who's on the Forbes 100 list right now?"
"I would not say hate, but I despise the Bordicks. Misogynistic wretches, all of them."
10. Secrets?
"Plenty. And I will die before I reveal them."
9T9 leans back in his chair. "Eh...not really."
"Besides the fact that I'm a drug lord?"
11. Favorite season?
"Dry season. Good weather for sailing."
"Winter. Everyone huddles up inside. Easy targets."
Peligro raises an eye at 9T9. "You are a sick and disturbing little man. Anyway, my favorite is spring. It's nice to see life return after a long, cold winter."
12. Best Friends?
"I have a somewhat amicable rivalry with Sheng T'an Gang."
"Nah. 9T9 works alone. Everyone else keeps whining about doing it different ways."
"Aside from my mistresses, probably Ernesto. We've been together since we were both low-ranking grunts in the industry."
13. Hobbies?
"I try my hand at poetry once in a while."
"Poetry? HA! What a girly man!"
"I rather enjoy poetry, too. Does that make me a girly man?"
9T9 shrinks back in his chair between the angry glares of Sepoy and Peligro.
"Um...hacking..."
14. Fav drink?
"Once again, irrelevant."
"Beer."
"Singani. It's a Bolivian wine made from grapes grown at high altitude."
15. Birthday?
"April 24, 1968."
"Mmmmm...not telling"
"I do not feeling like telling you that, either."
16. Nice or mean?
"Children tend to call me mean. Especially after I take them hostage."
"Make no bones about it. Mean!"
"My men tell me I am rather nice, for a drug lord. Most other people seem to think I am nice, as well."
17. What do you think of your creator?
9T9 opens his mouth, but Peligro quickly interjects.
"No comment. Next."
18. Weakness?
"Some people say that I am obsessed with Han Daiyu. They usually do not live long, though."
"Telepaths can make me forget how to teleport for a while. Figures one of them would hate me for some reason."
"I have a rather high metabolism, so I have to eat more than a normal fur."
19. How long can you stay underwater?
"45 seconds."
"Never tried, and don't plan on trying."
"A minute and a half. I am an otter, after all."
20. What do you do on a regular basis?
"I practice my martial art forms and gun handling skills, and go pirating."
"I build bombs. Lots and lots of bombs."
"I work out, keep my martial arts skills fresh, keep an eye on my business ventures, and, of course, check up on my mistresses."
21. Do you love someone?
"Han Daiyu. She is the only person for whom I will ever betray any emotion."
"Nah."
"I have many mistresses. But the one I love the most is mi dulcita, Carmen."
22. Does the person love you back?
"Not yet, unfortunately. I will claim her heart, though."
9T9 makes a gagging motion, then quickly stops when Sepoy looks over.
"Por supuesto. Otherwise, the Bureau of Superheroes would be knocking on my door."
23. What do you consider fun in the day time?
"Pfft. Fun is overrated."
"Blowing shit up."
"I rather enjoy visiting my spas, such as La Descansa in Colmaton. Very relaxing."
24. At night?
"Blowing shit up."
"You certainly have a one track mind, don't you?"
"A fine night at a four-star restaurant with one of my mistresses, followed by an entertaining night in the bedroom."
25. Do you like to play video games?
"Waste of time."
"Ones where you get to blow shit up."
Sepoy rolls his eyes.
"We don't have many video games in Bolivia, so I haven't really played any, besides solitaire."
26. Are you gay?
All three look at each other, before 9T9 and Peligro burst out laughing.
27. Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for two days.
"I would be very careful. One does not simply make out with the daughter of Han Zhaoxing."
"Didn't realize you knew that meme, Mahud."
"I would pleasure them, until they were delirious with euphoria. Then, I would pleasure them again."
28. Place of origin?
"India."
"Born in the USA!"
"Bolivia."
29. Large or small family?
"Large. I was the eldest of six children."
"Only child."
"Three siblings. And I'm planning on a rather large family myself."
30. Who are your parents?
"Members of the warrior caste. Sadly, that seems to mean quite little these days."
"Couple of anarchist hippies, like me."
"Two rather poor Bolivian farmers. I can assure you, they are not poor anymore."
31. Do you have a phobia?
All three simply shake their heads.
32. Piercings/tattoos?
"I had my ears pierced in my youth, but they have closed up since then."
"Nope."
"No. No sense giving the policia or the Bureau any clues to who I am."
33. Do you have a pet?
"No. I have no time to invest emotional energy into mere ferals."
"I move around too much for a pet."
"I have a large aquarium in my home in Jamaica."
34. Lucky number?
They all simply shake their heads.
35. Favorite color?
"Gold."
"Blazing red!"
"Aquamarine. Like the dress Carmen was wearing on our first night together..."
36. Eye color?
All three simply look in the camera.
37. Hair color?
"Do you seriously need to ask? Loser..."
38. Quick! Someone kissed your love! What do you do?
"Depending on Han Daiyu's feelings for them, I would either threaten them...or kill them."
"This is purely hypothetical...but I would blow them up."
"How could I have guessed..."
"Some of my mistresses have other men in their lives, and I am fine with that. However, if they protested, I would probably break the other fur's jaw."
39. Fav music?
"I prefer silence."
"Combat rock."
"Anything you can dance to. Especially slow dances."
40. Where do you want to be right now?
"In Han Daiyu's bedroom."
"In Carmen's bedroom."
"In the president's bedroom...WITH A BOMB!"
41. What are you in your love's opinion?
"I fear she considers me just another suitor interested in her father's power. Nothing is further from the truth, though."
"I have actually been compared with a few deities, believe it or not."
42. Do you have a work?
"Not in particular..."
"Total overthrow of ALL governments!"
"Eventually dismantling my cartel and converting it entirely to legitimate business."
43. You are alone. What do you do?
"Meditate."
"Make bombs"
"Work out."
44. Do you like parties?
"No. Decadent wastes of time."
"Bunch of fat rich folks in a small space at the same time? I LOVE them!"
"I rather enjoy them. It's a good chance to catch up with fellow businessmen, and sometimes find new mistresses."
45. When you're alone at home, what do you like to do?
"Go over my art collection."
"I thought we already went over this. Make. Bombs."
"Depends on which home I'm in."
46. Has someone drawn you in a porn situation?
"They were relatively soft-core, but yes. Several of them with a certain fox from Colmaton."
47. Favorite film?
"I've never watched a film in my whole life."
"V for Vendetta. I mean, the hero blows up BIG BEN! How awesome is THAT?"
"El Norte. It's rather dramatic."
48. Tell something about your OTP before we finish.
"I sincerely hope my relationship with Han Daiyu becomes canon..."
"Really? I always shipped her with Combat."
"Why, you..."
"I've always been paired with Carmen. And that's how it's always going to be."
49. The End, would you share that quiz with someone?
Sepoy is busy trying to cut 9T9 open with his talwar, while the porcupine keeps teleporting away.
"I think
tristanbeaner might be interested in this one."
TRAIN
~train
Good Interview.
jrcarter
~jrcarter
LOL
psion
~psion
Interesting and funny at times though could you use darker colors please? 9T9's was the only one I could read without much difficulty. Though I have to admit, I think I like him... in a demented, watch through a pair of binoculars from two hundred feet away sort of way.
