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The 3 Things Survey
12 years ago
General
Occupation: Student, Mortuary Science AAS
Food: eggs, escargot, game, bone marrow, banana ketchup
Interests: topiary, taxidermy, evolution, cloning, monsters
Activities: festivals, circus, rodeo, museums, theatre, ballet, opera
Sports: archery, barefoot running, hiking, water aerobics
Spectator: acrobatic gymnastics, synchronized swimming, roller derby
Athletes: Gilad Janklowicz, Danell Leyva, Evgenia Kanaeva, Julia Vins
Music: Eminem, The Black Eyed Peas, Disco, Rocky Horror, Cirque du Soleil
Television: The Munsters, The Jetsons, The Ballad of Big Al, Futurama
Movies: Alien, James and the Giant Peach, Lilo & Stitch, Slither, Django
Books: The Importance of Being Earnest, The Time Machine,
The Hound of the Baskervilles, Pygmalion, Brave New World,
And Then There Were None, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Giver,
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
Food: eggs, escargot, game, bone marrow, banana ketchup
Interests: topiary, taxidermy, evolution, cloning, monsters
Activities: festivals, circus, rodeo, museums, theatre, ballet, opera
Sports: archery, barefoot running, hiking, water aerobics
Spectator: acrobatic gymnastics, synchronized swimming, roller derby
Athletes: Gilad Janklowicz, Danell Leyva, Evgenia Kanaeva, Julia Vins
Music: Eminem, The Black Eyed Peas, Disco, Rocky Horror, Cirque du Soleil
Television: The Munsters, The Jetsons, The Ballad of Big Al, Futurama
Movies: Alien, James and the Giant Peach, Lilo & Stitch, Slither, Django
Books: The Importance of Being Earnest, The Time Machine,
The Hound of the Baskervilles, Pygmalion, Brave New World,
And Then There Were None, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Giver,
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
★ TRADES OPEN 
presents The 3
THINGS SURVEY
THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID
1. I play dress-up.
2. I spend $ on toys—
like Furby 2012 Edition!
3. I like stickers.
THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD
1. I read USA Today, print.
2. I use a pill organizer.
3. I like Fireball Whiskey in
my coffee, coupled with a Camel
Crush BOLD cigarette.
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO
1. Bodybuilding for Women
2. Boulder Outdoor Survival School
3. Blackout Sclera Contact Lenses
THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “BOY”
1. I like my hair short and clean cut.
2. I think scars are trophies.
3. I like to show off.
THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “GIRL”
1. I like to put on makeup.
2. I go gaga for pearls.
3. I'm a big fan of unicorns.
THREE NEW THINGS I WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Rock Climbing @ LifeTime Fitness
2. Participate in MuckFest 2014
3. Adult Gymnastics Lessons
THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MYSELF
1. I am resourceful, will improvise.
2. I'm hard to read, intimidating.
3. My sexy body is the perfect tool.
THREE THINGS I DISLIKE ABOUT MYSELF
1. I have a strong prescription drug dependence.
2. I am extremely paranoid that I will be taken away.
3. I am good at making friends, but not at keeping them.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME
1. People with no boundaries
2. Purebred Horses
3. Vehicles
THREE OF MY EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. Axe Dark Temptation + Jordache
Women's our version of Paris Hilton
Perfume by Paris Hilton
2. My Stetson eyeglasses frames
3. My fashionable CASIO Solar
Powered watch from American
Apparel
THREE CHARACTERISTICS I FIND ATTRACTIVE
1. Firm Grasp of Evolution
2. Independent
3. Confident
THREE THINGS I JUST CAN’T DO
1. Hit a baseball
2. Grow my hair out
3. Sleep without medication
THREE CAREERS I’M CONSIDERING
1. Butcher
2. Funeral Director
3. Cosmetic Plastic Surgeon
Boulder has a survival school?!