1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
Sex of course

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
neck, chest, crotch, hips, shoulder

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
once, it was... murr

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
not yet

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
clit? xD

6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
every time

7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
kinda

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
bout where they should be

9. Do you like having your balls touched?
kinda

10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
mmmhm

11. Do you like having your anus touched?
not normally

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
no

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
does a bear shit in the woods?

14. Do you have any kinks?
light bondage s&m and exhibitionism

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
not sure exactly what it means

16. Do you pee in the shower?
yup, damn hot water making me need to pee

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
duh

18. Have you had sex in the shower?
iz niiice!

19. Do you like being naked?
as long as i can wear socks

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
every once in a while

21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
yup

22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
danced?

23. Have you ever been to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
i wish

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
not in front of family, and it would be more uncomfortable for friends than for me

25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
yup

26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
yup

27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
yeah, that creeps me out

28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

29. How many sexual partners have you had?
6?

30. How often do you masturbate?
enough to raise the average number of sins/persons on earth by 3

31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
12? found one of my uncle's playboys

32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
lying back

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
mouse in left hand, dick in right

34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
porn

35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
when i was young

36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
nervous as fuck, and totally awkward

37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
once

38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
boxer-briefs

39. Do you ever go commando?
once, forgot to do laundry

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
naw

41. How big is your penis?
6 inches

42. Does your penis curve at all?
a lil to the left

43. Which testicle hangs lower?
righty

44. How big are your breasts?
i are a dude!

45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
wat

46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
dude

47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
yes and yes

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
dont care, but do prefer cut cuz its easier to keep clean

49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
butts :3

50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
attractive

51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
when i shave

52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
maybe?

53. Do you like your butt?
hey it gets the ladies, and some of the dudes, gotta be doin somethin right! go ahead and give it a hi-5!

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
shave every month or so

55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
i prefer shaved

56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
down?

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
i dont personally want them, but with some people its attractive, especially on nipples. dont want a dick with a piercing in me thou

58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
too quick, like, 30 seconds >.<

59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
its what caused the above when i decided to let the release happen

60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
an hour or so

61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
3 i believe

62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
crotch mostly

63. Spit or swallow?
swallow!

64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
dribble usually

65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
hot

66. Do you "squirt?"
only when i have a vagina

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
twice

68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
boobjobs are nice, feet are gross

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
yup, school

70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
yes, in front of someone too

71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
yup

72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
3

73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
school hallway, friends bathroom

74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
at the time no

75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
a lil moany when on top, even more so when on bottom

76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
once

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
orgies are hot

78. Do you own any sex toys?
3 now i think

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
once

80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
not really

81. What are your favorite positions?
missionary and doggy

82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
first time i recieved oral in front of someone

83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
when trying to comfort a depressed friend

84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
other that getting hit

85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
nope

86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
nope

87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
i have a penis

88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
see above

89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
im decent i believe, good at oral tho :3

90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
yup

91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
mmmmhm

92. Have you have phone sex?
yup

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
get dp'd, ride someone, give a boobjob, get spitroasted, and just masturbate

94. What's something you like about your body?
my eyes

95. What's something you dislike about your body?
my feet

96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
ass, hips, crotch

97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
giving my gf a good hard dicking when she gets home in 6 hours

98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
yup

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
couple hours ago

100. Do you often imagine people naked?
if they already look attractive