My desktop has decided to join up with that blasted bitch scanner in a flashing display of rebellion! They claim that I have abused my power with their services and therefore, had no choice but to purge themselves of their vital functions to easily forfeit their positions.
Just when I have almost been relieved of a long pit of despair due to the whore scanner's betrayal, the desktop is led over into her league, leaving me with just my phone, my first mate for 3 plentiful years.
I have disposed of the rabble and am now awaiting affirmation to re-crew,
and I now promote my dear first mate with the duties of a whole crew.
But, I feel I must not completely glance over his loyalty without suspect....
it seems that he has been a bit stressed lately....what is he stressed about? What will be his resolve?...........Will I have to take a chance?.......................Will I have to act first?..........................*slowly draws rapier*