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Mad-libbery...
17 years ago
Because 
ceegee made me do it... from http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
To Rapidly Climb
Tessa and Rayon were celebrating a dirty Valentine's Day together. Tessa had cooked a crumpled dinner and they ate in the oven by candlelight.
"My darling," Rayon said, stroking Tessa's leg, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Tessa. "It is but a metallic token of my evil love."
Tessa opened the box. Inside was a sticky bottle of Windex! She gazed at it hungrily. Then she gazed at Rayon hungrily. "It's cold," Tessa said. "Come here and let me climb you."
Just then, a very Tony Danza-like crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a pretzel with one too many twists. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a rubbery voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Rayon read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other loudly as the crone cackled some more. Tessa's hair began to tremble. Then Rayon shrugged, pulled out a mailbox, and hit the crone on her tail. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Tessa said and kissed Rayon stupidly. "This is a loud Valentine's Day!"
They lazily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they climbed each other all night long.
ceegee made me do it... from http://prillalar.com/drabbles/To Rapidly Climb
Tessa and Rayon were celebrating a dirty Valentine's Day together. Tessa had cooked a crumpled dinner and they ate in the oven by candlelight.
"My darling," Rayon said, stroking Tessa's leg, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Tessa. "It is but a metallic token of my evil love."
Tessa opened the box. Inside was a sticky bottle of Windex! She gazed at it hungrily. Then she gazed at Rayon hungrily. "It's cold," Tessa said. "Come here and let me climb you."
Just then, a very Tony Danza-like crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a pretzel with one too many twists. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a rubbery voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Rayon read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other loudly as the crone cackled some more. Tessa's hair began to tremble. Then Rayon shrugged, pulled out a mailbox, and hit the crone on her tail. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Tessa said and kissed Rayon stupidly. "This is a loud Valentine's Day!"
They lazily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they climbed each other all night long.
Wet Lang Syne
Hound sipped Running at his drink and stood Wet behind a Cap. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel Quiet and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how Dusty his Head got when he was nervous.
Well, truth be told, Hound knew very well why he was at the party: to see Zanna.
Ah, Zanna. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her Spicy Fist made Hound's heart beat Like sands through an hour glass, so are the days of our lives..
But tonight everyone was masked. Hound peered Talking through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Zanna. There, he thought, the woman over by the Pokeball, the Tall one with the Pikachu mask. It had to be Zanna. No one else could look so Cold, even in a Pikachu mask.
She began to walk Hound's way and Hound started to panic. What if she actually talked to Hound?
Zanna came right up to Hound and Hound thought that he was going to faint.
"Hello," Zanna said Drinking. "What are you doing over here all alone?"
"Oh, just looking at the Watch," Hound said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so Dark.
Just then, a Metallic voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."
Hound's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Zanna might ...
"Happy New Year!"
Zanna swept Hound into her arms, bent him Under a tree, and kissed Hound Swimming, slipping him the tongue and groping his Leg.
Hound could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out Eating and pulled Zanna's mask off her face. It was Zanna! "I knew it was you," Hound said and took his own mask off.
"And it's ... you," Zanna said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."
Hound watched her go. She would be right back, Hound was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.
And then they would fall in love.
Is this what happens when you use Rock Climb?