So I've been away for a while doing all kinds of work of various sorts while I'm not doing my day-job. A couple days ago, I met up with some friends of mine who I used to meet with at Rocky Horror Picture Show. While me and Kain were there, the new MTV version of Rocky Horror came up in conversation, and I proposed we create our own list of actors who we'd love to see play what parts in RHPS if it were to be filmed this year. After several hours of deliberation, we came to our conclusion. And so, without further ado, I give you: "THE LIST!"

The Photographer - Wayne Knight
Ralph Hapshat - John Stewart
Betty Monroe - Cameron Diaz
Columbia - Ellen Degeneres
Magenta - Uma Thurman
Riff Raff - John Lithgow
Dr. Scott - William Shatner
Eddie - Jack Black
The Criminolotist - Ron White
Rocky - Brad Pitt
Janet - Drew Barimore
Brad - Stephen Colbert
Dr. Frank-n-Furt- Johny Depp