"I don't need you to remind me of my age; I have a bladder to do that for me."
--Stephen Fry

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So I got a piece of database software to keep track of which video games I own. It took a couple of hours, but I just finished putting them all in. Unfortunately, a few games weren't actually in the software's online database (like "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies") so they're missing from the list. Minor issue really, since despite that, it brought a startling fact to light:
I own over 800 games.
I've only finished around 100 of them.

I think I have a problem...