Fifteenth installment
12 years ago
Nonsense following.
Dear furries,
I have a question:
When it's very cold, how do dicknipples behave? Do they get turgid and hard like nipples, or do they shrink like penises?
My friend Martina would like to know the answer since I could not answer her myself.
I have a question:
When it's very cold, how do dicknipples behave? Do they get turgid and hard like nipples, or do they shrink like penises?
My friend Martina would like to know the answer since I could not answer her myself.
FA+

Dick-nipples, being dicks, and the boobs being thusly mammarian-shaped testicles, would both shrink and shrivel/withdraw, respectively. Consequently, they would also droop, sag, AND shrink, with the use of cocaine, while Viagra would make you look like the world's worst Dalek costume.
In Furry Terms:
As most people draw characters being allergic to clothing and immune to the effects of weather, the dicknipples would be in a permanent state of erection (as furry genitals are NEVER TO BE DRAWN ANY OTHER WAY, it seems), and the boobicles would thus also be immune to gravity, the elements, or other influences. If cold DOES effect them, then the nearest vapid bimbo (regardless of actual gender) exists almost solely to keep them warm for the duration of the horrible, horrible art involved.
Thank you for your answer, my friend Martina is satisfied and I am a much more learned person now.