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19 years ago
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Okay more fuxtards pissing me off again.
This is a growing mental illness in RL and Cyberspace and we need to haul all these people in for some electroshock therapy and a lobotomy. What is this illness that we need to stamp out like a cockroach polka band? Cat Shavers? Waffle Humpers? Bush Supportes? Telemarketers?
NOOOOOOO!
This is an evil even greater than all of that. It crosses all age groups, religious demographics and races! What is it?
OFFENDITISE!
Symptoms are saying, �That offends ME!� and then whining to everyone on the planet to DO something about it!
I'm at work, customer comes in with a t-shirt saying �Easter is cancelled, they found the body.� I have 4 count'em 4 twit head stop stuffing their faces with burgers that have been pulled to late from a burning house to waddle up to me and TELL me about it then ASK what I'm going to do about.
Then I'm at the supermarket, trying to figure out which hot sauce will totally #$(% up my world and make my nose run for a week. Here is a twit cussing at the top of his lungs about all the Mexicans taking his jobs, having their own supermarkets and TAKING up all of the valuable shelf space at OUR supermarket. He's quite annoying but not nearly as annoying as the woman in front of me at the check out holding up the line wanting to talk to a manager about banning him from the store!
Then I come home turn on my puter, hoping that there might be something there to rescue my intellect starved brain cells or at least something to paw off to. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Someone has posted a pic of Micky Mouse jackhammering a 4 year Jesus Christ in the doodoo hole with Garth Brooks! Instead of �Eeeeeeeeeew!� and trying to drink enough booze to forget the image, EVERYONE is passing the link along and screaming, �I�m leaving! Something HAS to be done about! I tired of the sick fucks taking over! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA!�
Okay get this through your knoggen! THERE IS TONS OF OFFENSIVE SHIT IN THIS WORLD! GET OVER IT!
12 year olds gagging on Micheal Jacksons pubic hairs.
Daytime TV.
Fat ugly smelly people at the comic book store.
Door to door religion peddlers.
Politicians, lawyers, and child pornographers.
DON'T LIKE IT! DON'T LOOK AT IT! DON'T SHOW IT TO ME! AND CERTAINLY DON'T ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT!
And if there you think that there is something that absolutely must be done about it, well I have a 55 gallon drum of Jonestown flavored koolaid that is guarantied to solve all your offended sensibilities.
This is a growing mental illness in RL and Cyberspace and we need to haul all these people in for some electroshock therapy and a lobotomy. What is this illness that we need to stamp out like a cockroach polka band? Cat Shavers? Waffle Humpers? Bush Supportes? Telemarketers?
NOOOOOOO!
This is an evil even greater than all of that. It crosses all age groups, religious demographics and races! What is it?
OFFENDITISE!
Symptoms are saying, �That offends ME!� and then whining to everyone on the planet to DO something about it!
I'm at work, customer comes in with a t-shirt saying �Easter is cancelled, they found the body.� I have 4 count'em 4 twit head stop stuffing their faces with burgers that have been pulled to late from a burning house to waddle up to me and TELL me about it then ASK what I'm going to do about.
Then I'm at the supermarket, trying to figure out which hot sauce will totally #$(% up my world and make my nose run for a week. Here is a twit cussing at the top of his lungs about all the Mexicans taking his jobs, having their own supermarkets and TAKING up all of the valuable shelf space at OUR supermarket. He's quite annoying but not nearly as annoying as the woman in front of me at the check out holding up the line wanting to talk to a manager about banning him from the store!
Then I come home turn on my puter, hoping that there might be something there to rescue my intellect starved brain cells or at least something to paw off to. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Someone has posted a pic of Micky Mouse jackhammering a 4 year Jesus Christ in the doodoo hole with Garth Brooks! Instead of �Eeeeeeeeeew!� and trying to drink enough booze to forget the image, EVERYONE is passing the link along and screaming, �I�m leaving! Something HAS to be done about! I tired of the sick fucks taking over! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA!�
Okay get this through your knoggen! THERE IS TONS OF OFFENSIVE SHIT IN THIS WORLD! GET OVER IT!
12 year olds gagging on Micheal Jacksons pubic hairs.
Daytime TV.
Fat ugly smelly people at the comic book store.
Door to door religion peddlers.
Politicians, lawyers, and child pornographers.
DON'T LIKE IT! DON'T LOOK AT IT! DON'T SHOW IT TO ME! AND CERTAINLY DON'T ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT!
And if there you think that there is something that absolutely must be done about it, well I have a 55 gallon drum of Jonestown flavored koolaid that is guarantied to solve all your offended sensibilities.
btw, do you think game and movie reviewers count?