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The ponies are attacking
12 years ago
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Well it seems those vile little ponies have made inroads into the minds and hearts of a few Chakats. How can this vile plague be stopped?
One of the latest to be infected is
Goldfur Sadly I think there is no way to save hir from this plague. Shi has even taken up writing about them... I fear our world is going to end if something is not done.
I fear posting a link to hir story because of the fall out it make have on the safety of the chakats that may read it, so read at your own risk. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/14.....change-of-life
While we are on the subject of plague... Something must be done about those little blue blighters, that seem to be creeping back in... You know the ones called Smurfs.
I think the best use for a smurf is to use their tail for a smurf tail jacket. But what other uses could we find for them?
Use smurfs to test aircraft windshields with the Rooster Booster? May as well save the chicken for dinner... chicken and dumplings sounds rather tasty right now. So does fried chicken!
I'm not sure how well smurfs would fry up, so best to leave them to testing windshields and walls! Wouldn't you want to know if the walls of your home were smurf rated? And at what speed. You never know when you could be subject to a drive by smurffing!
Then we may have to deal with having smurfs in tornadoes or hurricanes. Wouldn't you want to know your home would withstand being pelted by smurfs? Then we would need to test the roof... you never know you could have falling smurfs to contend with as well.
Okay so there are to many ponies and there are not enough chakats, wolves felines and bears to eat all of them. So we can't rid ourselves of them... They are kinda cute in their own way. I guess ponies are no where near as vile and plague ridden as those little blue bastard smurfs... SO let's all gather them little blue buggers up to protect the ponies from them.
I wonder how well smurfs compost? I know there in Australia they have major issues with cane toads. They gather them up, put them in a freezer, after they are a block of toads they turn them into compost... I wonder if this would with smurfs?
Well I guess ponies are not so bad after all...
One of the latest to be infected is
Goldfur Sadly I think there is no way to save hir from this plague. Shi has even taken up writing about them... I fear our world is going to end if something is not done. I fear posting a link to hir story because of the fall out it make have on the safety of the chakats that may read it, so read at your own risk. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/14.....change-of-life
While we are on the subject of plague... Something must be done about those little blue blighters, that seem to be creeping back in... You know the ones called Smurfs.
I think the best use for a smurf is to use their tail for a smurf tail jacket. But what other uses could we find for them?
Use smurfs to test aircraft windshields with the Rooster Booster? May as well save the chicken for dinner... chicken and dumplings sounds rather tasty right now. So does fried chicken!
I'm not sure how well smurfs would fry up, so best to leave them to testing windshields and walls! Wouldn't you want to know if the walls of your home were smurf rated? And at what speed. You never know when you could be subject to a drive by smurffing!
Then we may have to deal with having smurfs in tornadoes or hurricanes. Wouldn't you want to know your home would withstand being pelted by smurfs? Then we would need to test the roof... you never know you could have falling smurfs to contend with as well.
Okay so there are to many ponies and there are not enough chakats, wolves felines and bears to eat all of them. So we can't rid ourselves of them... They are kinda cute in their own way. I guess ponies are no where near as vile and plague ridden as those little blue bastard smurfs... SO let's all gather them little blue buggers up to protect the ponies from them.
I wonder how well smurfs compost? I know there in Australia they have major issues with cane toads. They gather them up, put them in a freezer, after they are a block of toads they turn them into compost... I wonder if this would with smurfs?
Well I guess ponies are not so bad after all...
Bernard: Soon I'll be taking down the entire Chakat's Den and posting pages and pages of ponies!
me: deities forbid!
I am enjoying the story Goldie is working on, ponies or not. Goldie is a very good wordsmith, I also understand hir being burned out with chakats right now.
I hope shi understands I was saying things in jest about ponies... The same is not true when it comes to smurf. Hey a new sport... jumping over smurfs with a road compactor sounds like a great motor sport to me.
another way to think of the pony craze ...
V.
I think it's more Goldfur's writing that has drawn me into the story shi is writhing more than anything. My muse is AWL at the moment.