45 (ginormicat) would be so cool! I also like 49 (goldfish)...

What about we role-play the goldfish one, Ginormicat has too many characters for it to be my first roleplay. I'm thinking that you could be the goldfish and I could be a techie tick that lives on and off the goldfish.

Sounds good!
Where do you want to RP, here, or via PM?

Here

*Justin, the young gold fish played again his favorite game - pretending to be dead. He rolled on his back, and simply enjoyed the floating. He couldn't do much more, as he always found his home, a round fishbowl in the middle of a living room too small. There was only a plastic castle in it, which offered another good game, hide and seek.*

I wonder if humans live in a fishbowl too. *sighed Justin.*

*Brunel the tiny tick (about a tenth of millimeter long) noticed that the human that feed Justin had come in. He new that if he though Justing was dead he would get worried so he did a Tapdance on the goldfishes left eye to try and get him to move. It didn't work because he was far to small. He then moved over the the goldfishes ear hole and stabbed this proboscis into a place he knew he wouldn't do any damage. It woken the gold fished grunted inarticulately.*

"You Better start moving soon or your pet human will think your dead"

Ah, Brunel! *The fish noticed his tiny friend. Then he looked in the distance, where the shape of a human was visible, approaching the table where his fishbowl sat.*

Ah, that would be fun! He thinks I'm dead, I scare him a bit, then we will all laugh about it! *Justin smiled. He laid still, not moving a single muscle.*

Be careful that human dude really thinks that you are dead he might flush you. Then we'll end up in the ocean which which is very very big and very very very scary.

Ocean? *asked the gold fish.* What is an ocean? I want to see it!

*He stayed still, until the human noticed him. He screamed, then showed a very sad face.* Poor, poor Justin... He was so young...

*He carefully pulled the fish put of the bowl. Justin tried not to laugh.*

You better move *said Brunel* if you stay still for much long you will definitely be flushed. You don't want to go into the ocean its way way to big and it has huge scary creatures in it and their isn't any nice safe glass walls to hide behind.

*the tiny tick had crawled as deep into the goldfishes ear hole as it could*

Aw, don't be so neagtive, Brunel! *whispered Justin.* I'm sure there is a lot of good guys there! Besides, it can't be that big!

*Meanwhile, the human took Justin - with the tick together - to the toilet. He said a few words as a goodbye, then he pulled the lever. Water washed down the gold fish and the tick, through the pipes, the darkness, the curvy sewers.*

Whoooah! This is so much fun! *yelled the gold fish, enjoying the run.*

Now you've gone and done it *said brunel* something is definitely going to eat us when we get to ocean. Then I'm going to have to crawl out of the thing stomach and find something new to live on.

*they kept moving faster and faster. Tick bit hard on the goldfish so he wouldn't be shaken off. He was so scared he didn't even notice the small circle of light in the distance*

Aw, you're worrying too much! *said Justin.* Okay, okay, fine. I'll do it. You know, my ancestors were wishing gold fishes. You know, if you catch them and throw them back, you can make three wishes. I think I inherited some of their powers, and since I just made myself throwing back to the ocean, I can make a wish myself!

*The light catched them, and they found themselves in the very ocean. Behind them was the city with its skyscrapers and pipelines of sewers, before them was the endless sight of water.*

Only use those wishes when you really have too. You probably only get a few of them. You should be very very careful with them the wishes are usually granted in whatever way will create the most chaos, having you grow and grow until you leave everything behind is a favorite. I remember this magpie that wanted more shiny things it got turned into a magpie made of gold and jewels that grew every time it got greedy which was pretty much always. It grew so big that is went outside of time so that it never even existed in the first place.

*The tick crawled out of the ear and had a look around before darting back inside again*

Its way to open here, something could come along and eat from any direction. I can say from experience that you are very delicious. Nearly every creature here will want to eat you, and most of them are bigger then you. You have to find someplace to hide while I work on making you look and smell less tasty. I saw some kelp below us, hide in for now.

*the goldfish swam towards the kelp. Little did they know that many of the strands of kelp weren't what they appeared to be, they were actually the most devious predator in this our any other ocean. The Mimic octopus, DER DUM DUM.*

Okay, now you scared me a bit. *gulped the gold fish as he swam towards to the kelp. When they arrived, Justin made himself comfortable, sinking into the sludge. But he was a bit anxious, he just couldn't wait. Why should he? It is the ocean! He wanted to explore it! He moved a bit, then again, then again - until a mimic octopus noticed the flouncing fish.*

Uh-oh! *said Justin. Brunel was right, he was just another predator's lunch! Unless...*
I wish I was bigger than this octopus!

*He suddenly grew up to 4 feet, twice the size of the octopus, who looked at the giant gold fish confused.*

*Brunel felt the warm glow of himself growing he was a series of improbable events had lead to him being several times older then the universe during which times he had grown plenty of times* There goes another universe, I told him to be careful, he didn't say how much bigger and now the magic will choose infinitely so because magic is annoying like that. Does he have any idea how told you have to say on told to customer service to get a universe restored. Thats almost as bad as wishing for a sandwich with everything in it. *He grumbled to himself. He then noticed that the growth had stopped at a nice sensible 4 feet. He pondered this of a while wondered what was different. Then then recalled that in his case the wisher and wishee were the same person so goldfish gets exactly what she intended to get them he made the wish. He also figures out that by playing with the rules a bit the goldfish could give herself infinite wishes. He decided to decided to keep that secret for now, even the gentlest person can abuse infinite power.*

Your very lucky that worked *admonished brunel* you could have got so big that you ended up crushing the planet, galaxy or the entire universe. You have to be very specific with wishes. It you had waited just a few more seconds I'd have feed you a safe wish.

*The octopus has only caught off guard by the goldfishes sudden growth for a split second. It then quickly changed shape and colour so it would be invisible. While it might be able to get the goldfish as this side by taking it by surprise and blocking its gills it would probably just grow again until it was so big that it could swallow him whole. Anyway it found something far more important then a tiny snack, Maybe it could find a way from it to grow too. It imagines all the fun things it could do if it were able to grow. He imagined himself looming over cites, continents, planets, solars systems galaxies and universes. I better make sure that that formerly small fish likes me it thought to itself.*

*The octopus made itself visible again making himself the same colour as the goldfish* Hello there, sorry I scared you back there, so want me to show you around, I've lived here for a few years now so I know all about this place. Your probably hungry after that little trick you just did I've got a stash stashed in that box over there. *He pointed towards a plastic trunk that he found on the beach. He covered himself in a cloud of ink and then it was open. It was filled with loads of different kinds of food and some kick knacks.

Oh, Brunel, you are so pessimistic! *giggled the now much larger gold fish.* Why wouldn't that work? A wish is a wish, there is no reason to question that!

*Justin swaw around, admiring his new, much bigger body. Smaller fishes swam aside him. He felt himself like a predator.*

I wonder how big I am. Am I bigger than a human?

*He then noticed the octopus which was tried to eat him before. Justin scared a bit, but then he saw that the octopus behaved rather friendly.*

Hey, little fellow! *Justin enjoyed that he loomed over the previously huge predator. He even casted a shadow on it.* What's up down there? Okay, I forgive you. You were just hungry. Like myself. *Justin saw that the octopus opened the plastic trunk for him.* Hey, food! Thanks, buddy!
*The gold fish gulped down a few snacks. He thought that this octopus might be a new friend after all. This ocean is so much fun!*

That was much easier then I thought it would be *thought the octopus to himself* I will be huge soon.

*Brunel seeing the goldfishes trusted nature suspected it would only be a matter of time before he set something growing uncontrollably. He checked the dimension jumper that he had tied to one of his many belts.

So how did you grow so big so fast *asked the octopus* do you think it can happen again?

Well of course it could be happen again! *said the goldfish rapturously, not suspecting the octopus's true nature.* I just wished myself bigger! You know, I have some wishing magic in my blood, thanks to my ancestors! *Justin looked through himself, smirking on his own size, enjoying the bigger body, fins and tail. It was so much easier to move in the water now.* Do you want to be bigger too?

*Justin did not know that his previous wish was permament, hence he must always be bigger than the octopus...*

I would like to grow bigger but I think that just getting me to your size will use up all of your magic. If you had enough magic that you could grow whatever and whoever *the octopus quickly flashed several different colours in a row* you want to as big as you want you would have had bigger growth spurt just now, your not even quite as big as a human now.

*Brunel suspected that this would result in both of them wishing to be bigger than the other, as usually happens with this sort of thing leading to both of them being stuck in a growth loop. So he withdrew a laptop from another of this belts and hacked in the magical net so he could edit the wish code which was so badly programed it had goto statements in it, he started to have the changes that might be need ready to be copied in.*

Oh, I want to see you bigger, you are so kind and cute! *said Justin naively, swimming around the smaller octopus.* And you are probably right, I'm not even as big as a human, but that is just because I wished myself bigger than you. And now I'm bigger than you. But after all *the gold fish almost flapped another fish with his huge fin accidently, he was not aware with his bigger strength* this ocean is enormous, endless water everywhere! A bit bigger size couldn't hurt.

*He took a deep breath.*
I wish that this octopus was a bit bigger than me!

*Whit that, the octopus just started to grow bigger, he bulged up and out, his arms widened and lenghtened. He reached a new height of 6 feet, but then Justin's first wish kicked in, and the gold fish's body rumbled as he started to grow again...*

Oh this is fun *said the octopus as he started grabbing rocks and kelp and small fish with this arms. He tried out his new strength and could throw the rocks more than a hundred feet. Not wanting to look mean he let the fish go.

*Brunel yelled at the goldfish*I told you to ask me before you make any more wishes, you've go and got yourselves stuck in a infinite loop. If I wasn't here to fix it you'll end up destroying the whole universe in less then an hour. That is a bad thing!!!! Now promise me you won't make any more wishes until I say it's okay. *By the time he'd finished saying that the goldfish was already 12 feet long, once again twice the size of the octopus. His wish was also on a loop so he started growing again.*

Another growth spurt *though the octopus* nice, I wonder how big I will get. Perhaps I'll grow forever, that be cool. *the octopus was smart and thought ahead* No wait if I get too big I'll be to big to play with anything, I'll get bored.

*Brunel was busy with the wish code. The first thing he did was had a sub-wish that would automatically fix anything they broke and heal another they hurt. He left the growth running, the goldfish had learn that magic is not be used lightly.*

*the octopus, now 25 feet tall had stopped growing for a bit as it was the goldfishes turn. He grown suddenly when picking up this trunk and had broke it. There was a glow and it was fixed and moved out the way*

Look its seem that everything I break gets fixed. Nice wishing. I wondered if that works for you to. *He noticed some coral magically reforming* Oh it does. I guess that means you can have a bit more fun. Maybe even throw around some more wishes.

(Goldfishes can see ultraviolet, maybe you can use that)

*Justin was looking at the octopus as he tried out his bigger strength with the rock. Even in the water the rock flew far, far away.*

Wow, that's some development!

*When the octopus reached its height of 25 feet and Justin was about to start his new spurt, he turned to Brunel.* Okay, okay, I won't make any more wishes without your permission. But you have to admit, this is really cool!

*The gold fish continued his growth, reaching a new size of 50 feet. He was already as big as the largest whale. Justin looked down to the tiny creatures around him.* Oh, you are so cute and small! *He tried to pick up a shark, but he just chrushed it under the huge fin-palm. His immerse strength was unusal for him. Luckly, Bruner's code worked perfectly as the shark fled away a second later in a perfect health.*

*Justin didn't even notice that meanwhile the octopus grew again, his arms stretched out more and more, he casted bigger and bigger shadow on the bottom of the ocean. Now "slightly bigger" meant a 75 feet tall octopus, but just as he slowed down, the gold fish felt his own body tremoring.*

Oh, wait, am I gettin bigger again?!

Phew, the code is working *thought Justin* I don't have to worry about these evergrowing critters destroying the universe again *he relaxed and talked to Justin* sorry I yelled at you it just that I have seen a lot wishes go wrong and hurt the person that made them. Go and enjoy your growth before you get too big.

(Blue whales can reach just over 100ft long so Justin isn't quite the biggest living thing in the sea yet)

*The octopus saw a yacht on the surface of the ocean it was just a little bit smaller then him* I've always wanted to try this *he said as he swam to the surface wrapped his arms around it and shared as the deck with eyes that were bigger then the humans on it. The humans on it were frozen in fear. He then changed the colour of his skin so it spelled out BOO. The humans all fainted. He then picked them up and had them act out his own version of Jaws were they have an octopus instead of a shark and the octopus and everybody wanted to be eaten by the octopus because it was so cool and sexy. They were fighting about who should be eaten first. *No need to fight I can eat you all at the same time, don't worry about all the other humans, I'll eat them too *he then ate them all up* So thats what humans taste like, kinds of like an inferior bacon, far to much gristle *he said as he spat out the shoes and a couple of I-pods.

*The goldfish had surfaced next him, it was already a 100ft long and still growing*

(Although a blue whale can be 100 ft long, its height is about 20 ft, and the gold fish is already higher than that. So Justin is higher, but shorter. For now...)

Growing too big? *laughed the titanic goldfish.* What do you mean? An hour ago I was barely able to fit in my bowl, and this ocean-bowl seems endless!

*The gold fish swam to the surface next to the gigantic octoupus, and watched him play. Or at least Justin thought he was playing.*
Ha-ha, these are the humans? They're so tiny!

*Justin still billowed up and up, reaching 150 feet, twice the size of the yacht. Then Justin grabbed the ship with his fin and pushed it further, playing with it.*

Wo-hoo!

*As soon as the enormous fish finished his growth, the octopus just exploded in size, flesh bulged, muscles tensioned. The surface of the water waved from the sudden weight, as the octopus reached the 200 feet barrier. Only his head was above the surface, but it was enough to loom over the much smaller yacht.*

Hey, Brunel! *asked Justin.* Do you want to be bigger? You must be microscopic now, I can't even see you!

Hey who is it your talking too, I've definitely heard you talking to someone *asked the octopus*

Alright I'll grow too *said Brunel* that octopus looks like its getting suspicious. You don't have to make a wish though, I can make myself grow. I'm actually an omnitick. I can suck the size right out of anything and give it to myself. I'll suck the size right out of you *he crawled out of goldfish's ear whilst saying that he had grown in proportion with the goldfish so he was about 8 inches long* since you still got that wish on a loop you'll grow right back.

*The tick reached the top the goldfish's head. He jammed in his mouth-parts which could go though anything and started to suck. He started to grow at the same time as the goldfish. He grew at a rate faster then anything we've seen so far. He thrust outward, 16 inches, then 32 inches then 5 feet. 10 feet, 20 feet and 40 feet followed soon, after. The goldfish had reaches 200feet and was its growth was starting to slow down, brunel was taking so much of it. BULGE, 80 feet. BULGE, 160feet, he covered the head and body of the goldfish. Its growth had stopped at 250 feet long, which brunel soon overtook. Brunel who was having far more fun then he would admit continued to suck and grow. 350feet was reached then 400. It was so large it could have snipped the yacht in half with one of his claws. The goldfish began to shrink losing about ten feet of length.*

*The laws of magic would not stand for this. Huge amounts of growth energy were built so much that the slowly shrinking goldfish began to glow brighter and brighter*

*Justin watched in awe as the grew bigger and bigger, eventually became more massive in size than anything nearby, including the giant octopus and gold fish himself.*

Woah, Brunel! How's that you didn't mention your powers before? *He rubbed his head to the side of his friend. Then he noticed an ocean liner in the distance, a much bigger ship than the yacht.*

Hey, another toy!

*He swam toward the ship, where people yelled, pointing to the giants. They were running up and down on the deck as the gigantic gold fish approached. Only half of Justin's body was above the surface, but it was still a frightening sight. And the scales of the gold fish brightened even more.*

Uh-oh... My stomach's hurt... *said Justin, stopping midway. Then his body rumbled as the huge amount of growth energy run through him. He closed his eyes, tensed his muscles - and then started to grow. It was like an emerging island, the huge gold fish billowed up and up, his back fin reached higher and higher. He quickly gained back his previous size of 200 feet, then doubled it to 400 feet, then again to 800 feet. Lesser tsunamis sweeped thrugh the water. The gargantuan gold fish let out a monstrous roar, enjoying the increasing power so much.*

*Brunel had been knocked off by the the goldfishes sudden acceleration then growth. As well as his body growing bigger and stronger his brain and mind had grown too. He down had telepathic powers. He looked into the minds of everyone on the ship. There were so many he could only give them a brief look over. He felt that they were all panicked and scared. He calmed then down by zapping images of puppies into their minds. Now that they wouldn't hurt each other (he wasn't sure if the wish would fix that) he spoke to them telepathically*

Don't worry humans, everything that they break and hurt is fixed automatically, see *Brunel pointed them towards some seagulls that had been knocked out by the goldfishes growth with a flash they had reformed a safe distance away, he then unsealed their memories of times he had saved the world while they had been around so they knew they could trust him.

*The octopus looked on as the goldfish past 1000ft* When its my turn is going to be HUUUUUGE he thought to himself

*The humans acted much calmer. After all, the sights and thoughts of puppies make everyone happy. Some of them sat down and started to discuss the scenery of the still growing gold fish, who just reached 1200 feet.*

Hi there! *leant down Justin, taking a close look on the huge, yet relatively small ocean liner, which was slightly shorter than the ever growing fish.* New friends here! Hi, I'm Justin, and I won't hurt anybody!

*Actually, his body did, as it crushed more and more creatures in the water with its powerful grow, but they reappeared further in a perfect health.*

*Justin held up a fin, greeting the humans.* Can I play with you?

*The mighty gold fish finished his growth at 1500 feet, but then the octopus shivered.* Oh, yeah, come on... bigger... bigger... BIGGER!

*The octopus twisted himself into a ball so he could feel his body stretch beneath his tentacles* Oh his feels even better then last time

*The octopus soon over took the 400ft tick and had only just got started. He grew so fast that most fish couldn't run away from it. They just ended up embedded in his squishy body. He grew straight into the ship. He would have knocked it over but Justin held it steady with one of his fins. He crushed a few rooms but they fixed instantly and everybody was on deck watching the huge creatures. He stopped growing the then unfurled himself to 2000ft of tentacle fun. He rolled a tentacle across the deck his suckers picking up dozens of passengers and crew each. He did that for the rest of them, he eventually picked up every single human on the ship, there was a cat too who was very grump to suck to wet octopus. He waved his tentacles over Justin and but half of the humans on his back along with the cat for started scratching and biting goldfish how was far to big so be hurt by that but he feel it as apparently his senses had been grown as well.*

*The octopus put the rest of humans on his head which squished down just enough that it was really comfy. The left one. The captain. He could tell it was the captain because he had an awesome mustache and wore and hat with captain written on it* So where was this ship going *he asked

*New York. Now put us all back on the ship so we had continue on our way* reprimanded the Captain

Really why would you watch to go there in a boring old ship when you could travel on a super cool octopus a fairly cool goldfish or that tick guy. No we're going to take you there. *The octopus then but the captain in the goldfishes left ear* You go tell shiny friend how to get to new York. *he pauses* also tell him where we are now.

*Justin wonder why he hadn't grown for a bit. He look at Brunel who was making strange gestures (even for a being with 8 limbs). He Guess he had paused the growth for a bit whilst the got the human secured*

*Justin sharpened his ear, which was behind his gills, listening the captain.*

Uh, okay, so, giant gold fish...

Justin. *replied the gold fish, smiling at the human. Despite his Emipre State Building sized frame, his smile was rather friendly.*

Okay... We are near Plymuth, England. So, head to that direction! *The captain pointed west, and Justin started to swim. Each of his strike with the fins created huge waves, a dream of every surfer. The gigantic gold fish swam with an immerse speed, he was much faster than the ocean liner. The octopus and the tick followed with the crew and passangers. Justin enjoyed the cool water, he felt that it was getting deeper and deeper under them. Despite his huge size, the ocean still seemed endless around him.*

*Half an hour later, strange noise was heard. Justin looked up, and he saw a tiny-biny helicopter approaching. It was a newcast chopper, broadcasting the appearence of the gigantic creatures.*

Brunel, what is that? *asked Justin.* A flying snack?

That's a News Helicopter they are showing pictures of us to everybody in the world, even people on the other side. How about we show them something cool I'm going to turn on your growth again

*The tick told helicopter pilot to fly to to a mile or so. It then did so. He told the octopus to move a (for it's size) little bit to the side. He told the humans on the gold fish to brace themselves. He then un-paused the growth, the goldfish began to shiver a little as he sucked up the ocean (which would fix himself as the fix everything magic rubbed off of him when he was in the goldfishes ear).

I've been told the goldfish is going to grow again *reported the newscaster* also I'll remind the viewers at home that anything the groldfish (the media had of cause give the fish a name combining grow, gold and fish) destroys is magically fixed. Now back to the studio were we've brought in the Alsucra Behondin and worlds foremost expert on wishlogy.

*Justin looked at the tiny chopper backening, giving more room to him to grow. He enjoyed the shivering feeling, the tingling sensation felt really good. Warmness run through his body, his scales glowed, and the titanic goldfish started his newfound growth. He gained 200 feet with a blink of an eye, then another 300, then 500. People stared at him in awe.*

As you can see, Groldfish grows with an immerse speed. *said the wishlogy expert Mr Behondin to the reporter.* His size is guesstimated to 2500 feet, taller than any man-made object and much bigger than any known living creature. This is because it is a wishing gold fish, and he wished himself to be big. It's hard to tell his final size, depends on the nature of the wish itself, which is usually unpredictable. Just remember the case of the Giganticat a few years ago, which was wished by the Mayan priests: in the end of an era, a leopard must grow bigger and bigger, until it reaches the size of the Universe, and the new era should begin...

*Meanwhile, Justin grew and grew, his bottom fin dig deeper and deeper, his belly squeezed out more and more water, his back rose higher and higher. The gold fish reached 3000 feet, than 3800, 4500, and finally, the gigantic gold fish rose up to 1 mile tall. His smallest fin was bigger than an ocean liner, his stadium sized eyes looked directly at the tiny news chopper.*

Whoah, this was amazing!

Just a little bit to the south we she that this tick creature. I have come across this creature many times in my wishological studies, he is called brunel, he is was I call a wish moderator he never grants wish and is quite suborn about being the the object of them. As his growth is eating based rather then wish based I'll have to have Gustave Joykreig Primier vorologist who co authored the book "Ten critters that ate the universe" explain him via his office in hamburg which many of you will be remember holds the world record for most times eaten. *Intoned the master wishologist*

Hello everybody *Said the Gustave Joykreig* Brunel here is one of my favorite vorers, who note longly has fast and proportional growth but you remains in good human the entirely time. Brunel unlike the more amateur omegavores is not restricted to eating merely matter, he had also suck up energy, emotions, attention and even time itself. It you can imagine it he can suck size from it, in fact if you can't imagine it he can suck size from it to. I once said if their was anything at all that he couldn't suck size from and he replied Brussel sprouts. An ability that seem unique to him is that he can transfer size from himself into anything that he chooses surely who all remember the time about 20 years ago when he started giving the planet lots of hats. A class act all the way, see the way he exactly matched the goldfishes size, that is skill.

*Alsucra Behondin coughed to bring the cameras back on himself* We now see that octopus is preparing for another growth. I suspect the octopus shall outgrow the goldfish by up to a mile although can't be sure as wishes are by their very nature unpredictable. I believe that octopus and goldfish are under two different wishes that are caught in a loop probably both of them wished to be bigger then the other or something like that. Brunel usually stops this kind of thing but this time he got only is letting it continue but is joining in too. This is truly rare opportunity to watch not one not two but 3 completely different critters overgrow everything.

*The camera turns to the newscaster* Braking news we have received a calls form people that are actually on the growopus and groldfish

*The 1 mile tall gold fish was listening the broadcast. His increased size matched with an increased sensations.*

Hey, Brunel! You didn't say that you can grow through eating. How did you not outgrow my bowl when we were small? *asked the titanic gold fish, who continued his journey to west, carrying the humans toward to New York.*

I can't wait to be there! *said Justin, who always wondered how can a huge city be look like. He didn't now that thanks to his immerse size, it wouldn't be that big, and who knows how much smaller will with be till they arrive.*

*Meanwhile, the octopus smirked, as his body started to grow again. His 2000 feet tall frame quickly billowed up to 2500, then 3000, then 4000 feet. Justin swam further, but the octopus felt that the gigantic gold fish was coming closer and closer to him. He enjoyed the destruction under his titanic frame, each time his bulging leg smashed, or his growing bully burried something, pleasuring tickle run through him. When the broadcaster mentioned eating the universe, he moaned.*

Now, that is a size... *thought the 1 mile tall octopus.* Growing by eating... *BULGE, 1.2 miles.* All by myself, not waiting for this stupid fish... *BULGE, 1.5 miles.* How could I stole such a power? *BULGE, 1.7 miles.* Maybe I can trick Justin to make another wish... *BULGE, he finished his growth at 2 miles.*

Oh I shared any extra mass that I gain amongst the whole rest of the universe. Thats the usual way that I shrink back down again. I have to grow all the gaps too so nobody notices. Remember when you couldn't find me a week ago last Tuesday I had to outgrow the universe again so I got move it back after a magpie stole it. When I shrunk back everything in the universe grew 10 times as big. When your huge as often as I am being tiny is kind of a vacation.

*Now 2 miles all the octopus he found that he could reach the lowest cloudy if he really stretched his tentacles. The water that was blown off his arms by the strong winds that high up quickly formed new clouds. This new form of art was fun so he played with it for a bit drawing pictures of himself and writing his name in the form of octopusees that he was familiar with (which consisted of 8 point starts those bends and twists divided up all of the words that could be said somewhat like the dewy decimal system he libraries(but better because it was made by octopuses)). He was teaching the people on his head how to read it when he noticed that it was the goldfishes turn to grow again. The tick had outgrown him while he'd been distracted and had reached 3 miles.

It's not fair *he thought* that tick can grow whenever he wants just by eating, he can even shrink downs so he can outgrow stuff all over again. That stupid goldfish was wish power and could grow so big that the whole universe could fit in the gaps between his scales just by wanting to. Meanwhile I the best example of the best type of animal could shrunk down to nothing all wished so small that a neutrino (the smallest particles in physics 1 followed by 24 zeros of a meter) would be a planet for me. I should have both of their powers. At least.

*He thought very hard to think of how to do that. Sudden he felt something he his made his conscious was spreading about all of it and all the lose bits were linkings. He now had full access to more then 1000ft of brain, he was smarter then all the humans on earth but together and he was only going to get smarter. Entire human minds were bumper stickers to him, their every thought and feeling downloaded. He found a mind equal to his own filled to the bring with delicious and exciting knowledge and memory. He brought forward his mind tentacle and prepared to to feast.*

You are not to be trusted with such knowledge* warned Brunel. Suddenly the octopus was flooded with 17 trillion universes worth of LOLcats. He backed off he didn't what to be made stupid. He look around himself instead and found a glowing force and weaved within every cell of his body. It was his wish, the wish that grew him saw the core of the wish, the wishcode, it had already been edited once and he could see could other edits that could be slotted in very quickly, including one to shrink him down to 2 feet and to end the wish, He deleted it that but remembered exactly how it was coded he knew that could come in handy.

*What can I do with this* he thought

*Justin enjoyed the swimming, watching the gigantic octopus writing on the sky. He listened to him how to read them, spelling out the letters for himself. He winked to his 3 miles tall friend Brunel. Meanwhile, the broadcasting chopper landed on his enormous tail fin, as it run out of fuel. They decided to fuel the chopper after they'll arrive at New York. The tail fin was as big as a valley for them.*

*The gigantic gold fish was growing again, his 2 miles tall frame billowed up. He gained more muscle, flesh and weight with each moment, he slap with his enormous fin once, 2.5 miles, slap again, 3 miles. But the ocean still seemed endless to the mighty gold fish, and after all, Justin get bored that he saw noting but water, water, water everywhere. He refreshed his memories of his fish bowl, where he was able to see the furniture of the living room, the colors, the texture of the dining table. He wanted to see more of the world.*

I wish I was as big that I can see a city from here! *sighed the gargantuan fish. Suddenly, his body rumbled even more, and his 4 miles tall frame doubled its size to 8 miles with a single gulp, his enormous belly touched the bottom of the ocean, his head broke through the clouds, his fins became mountain sized. Great tsunamies run through all around, which just increased when the titanic gold fish grew again to 12 miles.*

Ups...

*Brunel who suspected the goldfish would accidentally wish at some point used the the telekinetic powers of his huge brain to hold all the humans on the goldfish securely. He also moved a spy satellite so it could record this new growth spurt and then transmit to where the helicopter did. He also fiddled the laws of physics a bit so it would pick up sound even though it was in space and had no sound recording equipment.*

Ah, looks like it made another wish, since we don't know what the wish is we have no idea you big this spurt will be. The two earlier wishes are probably still he effect so after this the octopus will catch up and over take and the growth loop will continue again *speculated the wishologist*

Let not ignore brunel here. *Said the distinguished Vorologist* We see that he has absorbed the energy of the growthsami growth himself to a respectable 5 miles tall. That octopus must be really itching for its growth spurt now.

Yes another wish *thought the octopus* I'm now pretty sure I understand how this wishcode works. One for wish and I'll be able try hacking my own wish.

*The goldfish continued to swell reaching 20 miles*

*Justin felt his belly kicked into the bottom of the ocean, but that just shot himself higher to the air. The truly enormous gold fish still grew bigger and bigger, as there was still no sign of any city. He reached 25 miles, then 35 miles, then 50 miles. The ocean seemed lesser and lesser to him.*

It's just a big puddle... shallow, but wide. * Mumbled the gigantic gold fish, reaching 60 miles in hight. Even his puddling fin's were out of water now. People aaaw-d and ooow-d as the titanic fish bulged bigger with each breath.*

Incredible! *said the wishologist.* He just seems unstoppable!

*brunel continue to absorbed the huge waves the goldfishes growth created. The gold fish was also growing so fast the it was creating hurricanes with all the air is was pushing aside. This caused yet more growth, 5 miles came 6 then 8 then 11 and finally 15 as the goldfish stopped growing at 100 miles long when it could finally see new York city. Then goldfish noticed the city was smaller then one of his fins and mostly made of grey cubes. There was a pretty cool statue of a lady but it was tiny.*

Its too small!!!!! I couldn't even fit a fin in this city. *the goldfish bemoaned* Brunel you were right, You can get too big, I can't play with anything anymore. Please stop me growing

*Brunel Hack the wishcode so the growth would stop.* Okay neither of you will grow anymore.

Maybe the city will look cooler when I get to it. *He then dragged himself along the ocean floor until he reached the city.* Oh I w.... *He stopped himself just in time*. Ooh tiny city you be so much more fun if you were a few thousand times bigger.

Maybe you could wish it to be bigger *suggested the octopus slyly*

*The octopus showed a sad face; now he is only 2 miles tall, but the gold fish next to him was 50 times bigger, meaning he was as big as a single scale on his body.*

Soon, I'll outgrow these tiny meals...! *thought the octopus, imagined himself as big as a continent, picking up entire cities with his suckers. If the gold fish makes just one more wish, he became able to rewrite the wishing code himself, meaning that he could make himself grow as big as he wants...*

Oh, good idea! *said Justin, who was unaware of the octopus's intents.* They I don't have to swim further to have a good look on the city!

*He looked down on the distance, the continent was hundreds of miles away, and he was only see tiny dots - a lots of them, not just New York, but dozens of other cities on the eastern shore. He focused on Manhattan Island, which was 2 miles wide and 12 miles long.*

*Justint didn't listen to the protesting people around him.* Uhm, a thousand times bigger might be too big... I wish that island was a hundred times bigger!

*WHOOMPH!! Suddenly the whole eat coast of America was covered by a giant Manhattan. Many of the building on it where more then a dozen miles high, the empire state building was 27 and half miles tall. The whole earth glows are the very continents were moved aside to make room for the supersized megacity. Brunel hacked in a buff zone around new york so everything that enter or left it would slowly grow or shrink to the right size so your wouldn't end up with 50ft rats wandering out of city for example. There was a bit more hacking as the bridges knitted in place again.

Now thats what I call a wish *gushed the wishologist* growing yourself or a fews friend is one thing but this is wishees winning material (wishees were the Oscar's for wishes with categories such as, most contrived giantification, neatest clean up, best sparkles, best narration and most attempts to win the wishees by wishing for it)

*The octopus now understood the wish code, he got the code ready to insert into his own wish, once it was activated in who have complete control over his own size and the size of anything else. He could feel brunel watching him, he knew he would stop him, unless he was distracted, If he could get Justin to grow the city again he would have the distraction he needed.*

*Justin looked at the city again. It was certainly a lot more interesting now it was a hundred times bigger. He then thought, the city was built for humans so it would probably we the most fun if I grew it until I was human sized compared to it.* Then I'll be able to fit in the buildings. I wonder it all human buildings look the same on the inside? Do they have there own goldfish in them? I could grow them too! *He pondered*

If you make new York a million miles long, it be just the right sized for you to explore it. *Advised the octopus*

But that's way bigger then the earth *worried the goldfish*

Wish me as big as the earth and I'll look after it for you while you have fun in the city. *Tempted the Octopus. That little boost would make him smart enough to counter whatever the tick is doing*

*Justin thought about what the octopus said, but after all, he saw no problem in it. Thanks to Brunel's code programming, nothing and nobody can get hurt, so why wouldn't they have some bigger fun?*

Okay! Sounds fun! *nodded the titanic gold fish, swimming around from joyment. The water waved more intense than the heaviest storm by his movements. After a few circle, the gold fish turned toward the city.*

I wish that city was a million miles long!

*The Earth rumbled under them. Suddenly, all the buildings, the field, the water, the grass, the cars, the phone boots, the habitats, the animals, the people started growing with an immerse speed, tripling their size in mere seconds. They enlarged, and grew, and lenghtened, and widened, and rocketed up, looming over everything. The whole planet had to grow too, so it can get a much, much bigger surface in order to make place for the incredible sized, growing city.*

You do realize that one million miles is about the diameter of the Sun? *yelled the captain on the tip of the mighty gold fish down under.* Earth just becomes the biggest object in the solar system!

I don't see the problem with that. *shrugged the titanic gold fish, who felt that he was shrinking, as even he had to look up more and more; the buildings just casted a shadow on even the 100 miles tall fish. Justin wagged his tail fin from joyment (creating huge tsunamis behind him again).*

*Brunel decided that making the earth work with a million miles long new York city just a pain. He considered just undoing that wish but didn't want to make his friend disappointed. So he pinched the rest of the earth away from the Manhattan and set it in orbit around it. It took a lot of hacking to make it so that the planet still worked all the days and seasons where lined up correctly and Manhattan didn't steal the moon or cause insane tides. He also set is so people would teleport and resizes as the entered and left the city. *

*He was so distracted by the that that he didn't notice that the sky above the earth looked just a little bit...off. Also everybody on earth suddenly felt all snuggly and warm, like they were all being hugged at the same time.*

Finally!!! *Thought the octopus* No more having to trick that stupid goldfish or hiding from that annoying little tick. I get to decide how big I wanted to be and that size is!!!!

*Justin the goldfish was on beach around the city that was not just the right size for him to explore. Quite a few humans had appeared on the beach to greet him. They were no land though and he just remembered that he was a fish and he couldn't move about on land very well. He would need legs, or maybe he could give himself the power of flight. He then thought of all the cool things the octopus did with its tentacles, he definitely wanted some of those too, and a hat.*

Hey there New yorkers, I'm going to need to change myself a bit so I can look around your nifty city, any ideas?

And I also want to keep my scales. I just love them. *said the titanic gold fish, making his scales glowing in the sun.*

*A citizen, sitting in the top of a skyscraper - which was almost 8000 miles tall, since it was in the enlarged New York - looked down to the gold fish.*

If you want to keep your scales, you might become an alligator. Then you can walk around the city.

*Another citizen smiled.* No, be an eagle, so you can fly around!

*A third citizen lightened a cigarette.* Eagles don't have scales. I can say better. Be a dragon. So, you can fly, walk, swim, grab anything you like with your tail, and even you can keep your scales.

Splendind idea! *yelled the godl fish.* I wish I became a dragon!

*He suddenly started to change, his body lengthened, his bones stretched and cracked as they were deforming. Four of his fins became limbs with claws, two widened, became leatherish, huge wings. The tail fin lengthened, deforming into a long, spiky tail. His head got a more dragonish shape. Even a huge hat appeared on his head, fulfilling the desired wish.

*Justin let out a roar.* Coooool! *said the 100 miles tall used-to-be gold fish, now a gold dragon with a much deeper voice, and set a foot on the beach.* Aaaah, sand! So that's how it feels to walk! *He started to run around, chasing his own tail.*

*Meanwhile, the octopus was messing around the wish code.* Yes, I can grow every time I destroy something. It will reappear untouched, but hey, it is still fun... I also have to take care that no one can withdraw my wish, just me...

What are you guys doing still living on that boring old planet, I mean it goes have any tentacles at all. You should give on my head instead, its all squishy and soft, unlike the earth which is covered in pointy hard rocks.

*The octopus knew he could just teleport them all onto his head but he thought of a cooler way of doing it. He created trillions of smaller versions of himself. They varied in size from microscopic to big enough to pick up a whole city. They swarm over the earth and picked up every living thing. Every single bird in the sky, all the worms that crawled in the earth, every single blade of grass, Every fish in the sea, even the bacteria that lived a bottom of the deepest mine shaft, they were all picked up and moved to the octopus. Always the people would end places to live so they picked up all the cites, towns, villages and buildings (except the ugly ones) and they moved go to the octoplanet to. He also took every church, temple, mosque and any other religious building and put them all in one city. He made one mini me the super-pope and gave it a hat so fancy that you would got mad just to look at it. He replaced all the those buildings with giant (as big as the buildings they replaced) versions of himself that had loads of doors and windows in so people could live and work inside them. He replaced all the bibles with walkie talkies so they could talk to him at any time*

*The earth left behind was grey and lifeless* Don't need this anymore *he said as he batted it into the sun*.

*The dragonic Justin looked confused at the gigantic octopus, altering the habitat, which was used to be on the planet, now on a gigantic version of the octopus.*

Uhm... What are you doing?

*The 100 miles tall dragonic Justin run around, looked at the newly minted octobuildings.*

Uhm, Brunel? Are you watching? What does he do? *He pointed at the biggest octopus with the tip of his wings.* I think he just made a smaller kind of God himself, or similar to that! *Justin watched helplessly as the planet hitting the Sun, crushing completely by the impact.* Should I un-wish that?

(The million mile long new York has been separated from the rest of the earth which is still normal sized (or was until the octopus destroyed it) so anything that is wished on one shouldn't effect the other, seems theres been some leakage between wishes)

*Brunel noticed their were looks of flying octopuses in the city, they were kind of confused* No, your not to supposed to do anything here. Now scoot off back to your creator. Now, you can't take anything with you and change those buildings back. *There was much tentacular business and then everything went back to normal. The border around new York flashed in a rainbow of colours.* won't be aI've also set up a firewall around so be able to send are creatures, wishes or tentacles though unless all three of us explicitly agree.

Don't worry about the earth. There was nobody on it at the time. Oh and look *he pointed with his front left leg* its been regenerated. Only the dead bits have come back because the rest is safely on the octopus. As for how everyone on octo-earth is doing, how about we watch the news.

*The tick borrow someones IPad and then grew it to cinema size, he tuned it so it would show the wishologist and vorologist that we had seen before*

*The presenter of the show asked an octopus that was floating in the studio* So why did you move the entire biosphere of earth onto your head. You don't intend to become some sort of global dictator do you?

I just know that living on a planet sized octopus his far better then living on a boring planet that doesn't care about you because it isn't alive. If any of you anywhere on earth what to go back just ask the nearest mini-me and there take you back along with all your property and 2 and half hectares of the ecosystem of your choice or any combination adding to that amount. After I've got everything set up down there I will leave you alone forever, no matter what. *He waited a few seconds* Looks like I have no takers, the offer is always open.

Okay, I only asked that because being needless confrontational ups the ratings. Now I'm sure everyone has seen all the octochurches that have replaced every single religious building on earth, do you intend to set yourself up as some sort of god, are we supposed to worship you!?

Am I a god, no Gods aren't real, but I as is clear to see am. I'm just a ordinary octopuses (well by octopus standards, which is extraordinary by any other standards) who be got super huge due to the series of unlikely events which I then took control of. If some people insist on worshiping me, as some have, then they may, I find is quite embarrassing really but I wouldn't care for anyone any more or less because of it. As for why I moved all the those buildings, well I will soon he taking humanity to the stars and when you get there I don't want them to spread around stupid and terrible ideas and I want you to have soon protection again whatever stupid and terrible idea was floating around up there. I've also took step to contain other stupid and terrible ideas. The KKK have been made so that they will random switch races. Mens right activists have been given their own community in one of my gonads. The most annoying libertarians have their own somewhere in my colon, right next to wear I put all the excess guns. The NRA is granular coming to realization that I've made everything near them bulletproof. All those religious buildings are still there for those that still have to visit them and have been gathered in one place *he made the part of the body where they were flash*

Buts that's your penis *said the presenter*

Yes, it is, I hope your forgive some Juvenile behavior, I am only 3 years old after all. Now I hope that with all these religious institutions, with I was throughly intermixed, will learn to get along, with a little help from super-pope. That all they'll kill each other a few times each, then they'll learn to get along.

We've been hearing lot of stories about people coming back to life, even from death that have nothing to do with wishes. So can you confirm the rumors that you've turned off death itself.

Of course, if you can save lives you pretty much have too. I always can so I always do. Of course that goes mean I'll have to limited reproduction so that I don't end up covered in a several mile thick layer of living humans. This no death rule also applies to all other living things. I've also made a consciousness ejection system that means their not around for the agonizing moments just before death. Whilst many of he fastest breeding animals will have their reproduction halted soon humans won't have to worry about that for at least a century. There plenty of room for you left on me. I've already tripled in size since I picked you all up and I've got a lot more growing to do.

So *said the presenter* how big do you intend to get?

Universal seem like a good place to start. If there is anything bigger then the universe I'll like to outgrow that too. I'll take it nice and slow, I could hack myself to universe sized right now but I'd rather have a look around the universe before I outgrow it.

*The interview continued, but the questions after that weren't very important*

See, I was right to let him get so big. I think absorbing every mind upon earth supercharged his empathy and jacked up his social and emotional intelligence. The people of earth will be Just fine. Now haven't you go a city to. *He explained the size control add he'd aid to the guys I-pad and went off to look for something interesting. *

*Justin tucked his head into a room in the 34th level of the Empire State Building in New York, listening to the octopus and the broadcaster in the news, sharpening his ears. He enjoyed that he can climp up buildings. He dug his claws into the concrete, which helped him holding.*

Yeah, I think we will be okay. Dut did he said penis? Isn't that... something that needed to be censored? *He looked down between his own legs, then blushed when he felt a tingling, having a sudden erection.*

Hm, outgrowing the universe? *thought the dragon.* That would be... something! But could be kinda boring, too. He definetly needs a friend. Like me! But I also wanted to take a visit in this beautiful city! Okay, let's think, let's think... Got it! I wish I was doubling my size in every 30 minutes! Yeah, that will do it.

*Justin continued his tour in the city, staring at every attraction in the city, both from the ground and above, when he tried his new wings: the statue of liberty, the time square, the brooklyn bridge... He spent an hour running around, and he did grew twice since that: once in the middle of the central park, to 200 miles, then flying over the harbor, to 400 miles. He was relatively 25 feet tall in enlarged city, which meant still a mediocre sized dragon. Standing on four, his head rose to the second story.*

What shall I do with the earth, thought the octopus. I want to keep it handy as I explore the universe. I know, I wear it on a hat. *He conjured himself up a hat by making it quite clear to the universe that he better have a hat now you there'll be trouble. It was a top hat, it was ridiculously tall, being twice as tall as he was, he embedded it in this hat. He didn't think that was classy enough so he gave it a monocles and then ebbed eye cells in so he could actually see out of it. Polishing the underside of Manhattan, he saw what he looked like. He thought the dead earth looked a bit dull, it need more green and the icecap had started to run, a few tactfully placed clouds would be nice too.*

*He pan out are few quadrillion avatars to be the replacement life on earth. The rainforest's were regrown with octotrees octoalgae have the oceans some pleasant flushes of green. Microbe octopuses had clouds form around them. He also restarted the coral reefs. He made the clouds rain, dropping snow near the poles and revitalizing the rivers. He fiddled about for 2 hours, raising the lowering the sea level, adjusting the composition of the atmosphere, deciding were to put the forests and deserts and even moving the continents a bit. He then got it right and set it spinning at the traditional rate.*

*He then realized that it needed tides and set the moon in orbit around it. It would phase though the hat as needed. He invited the people on him to visit the remodeled earth and asked for the ideas about the smaller details.*

I'm going to collect the rest of the planets too *He told the people living on him as he speed off to mercury.

*Justin occasionally looked up, and marveled at the octopus's doing.*

Woah, he's making a really nice octo-planet!

*He continued his journey around the city, and as time passed, he grew bigger and bigger. During the 2 hours while the octopus was busy making all the octothings, the dragonic Justin grew 4 times, reaching an overall height of 6400 miles, almost the size of the Earth, or in this case, Octorth, as Justin called the octoplanet. His relative size in New York was also respectable, standing at 400 feet tall, he was like a Godzilla. Justin found a new game for himself, namely stomping on cars, roads, smaller houses, whatever just get under his feet. He never knew before - as a fish - how stomping can feel, so every time he did he just giggled. He even tried his fire breathing, turning the Central Park into ashes. He didn't need to worry about hurting anyone, because every flattened or flamed object just reappeared after a minute.*

Brunel, you have to try this! *said the gigantic dragon after another hour, reaching 25 thousand miles, or 1600 feet, placing his head on the top of the biggest skyscraper in New York, adjusting his awesome, multi-mile wide hat a bit. His bulk pushed other buildings, a single feet of him occupied a whole street. He just enjoyed being big, and growing even bigger.*

Okay I'll join in too. I'll send one of my avatar as I don't won't to get any dirt on the new earth. I'll center 72% of my consciousness so that will really be the real me and me with the earth-hat will be the avatar.

*He then yanked off one of his limbs (which grew back instantly) and tossed it down to central park. When it hit it speared into the ground and grew into a octo-tree that three big enough to shade the whole of central park. On it grew a single fruit that grew until it touched the ground, it was an egg. The fruit broke off and the tree rebounded like a slingshot, The octopus inside uncurled exploding the egg gunk all over new York, the egg gunk was very delicious but caused whoever ate it to grow tentacles for a couple of hours. The octopus was slightly taller then Justin, but not as long, he reached out and grabbed the empire state building and Chrysler Building and held them like swords.*

En-guard fell dragon, I shall slay thee with my mighty might and claim thy city in the name of the octoverse. *He hammed, changing his colour and texture to match the idea of a chivalrous knight*

*Justin grinned, then swished his tail like a sword.*

En-guard, octopus!

*Then they started a sword fight with each other, Justin stabbed, but then the octopus fended with the Empire State building. Then Justin rolled over, smasing many blocks of the city, then knocked over the octopus with a swing. The octopus flew away, but quicky tried a counter-attack, waving with the building in his tentacle. Justin was hit on the side, and he sleighed over, but stand on four. The battle continued, but half an hour later, the dragon grew again, to 50 thousand miles (3200 feet). Now the much bigger dragon used his size against the octopus, and grabbed him.*

Gotcha! *He smirked, his tail swang back and forth, knocking down a few other skyscrapers. He even ate from the gunk, growing a pair of tentacles from his sides, and with the extra help pushed the octopus to the ground.*

Looks like I'll need a bit of help.

*He Whistled. All the egg junk that was still in the city (the people who should have cleaned it up just messed around growing tentacles instead) oozed towards him. It formed into a goo spider that formed a goo mace from its spinneret it then whacked Justin with it so hard that he went off the edge of edge of New York orbited round the bottom crashed into the top side again, plowed though half the city and stopped just in front of the octopus.*

*He then took the Justin the dragon's nifty hat, which was somehow undamaged, and put it on his head*

You get to choose the next game.

*Justin felt dizzy from the hit, he tried to stand on four but thudded back on his rump. He saw stars above his head, spinning around. Then he shook his head, after he felt much better.*

Hey, give me back my hat!

*The octopus shook his head.* You have to earn it!

Okay *replied the gigantic dragon.* How about a swimming race? But since there is no ocean here big enough for us, let's race in outer space! We swim toward Neptune, get around, then back to the Sun, then swim around it. And whoever get back here faster is the winner!

*Justin grinned. He eagerly waited to grow even bigger and beat the octopus.*

You'll have to grow the atmosphere big enough to fill up the solar system first. Wings don't work in the vacuum of space.

*Brunel realized he would soon have a lot of wish hacking to do so he grew himself as big as Justin by sucking mass from the octotree, with had got knocked down in the fight and was busy cuddling all the birds that landed on it*

*The octopus wasn't actually that concerned about winning so he wouldn't use his growing, shape shifting all multi bodying powers during the race as he didn't want to pressure Justin into making some stupid wish and ending the whole thing in about 5 minutes (which would be boring)*

*Justin grinned.*

Nah, I can deal with it easily! I wish that the solar system was filled with air instead of vacuum!

*Suddenly, air was surrounded the whole solar system, it was like some sort of gigantic bubble, the air did not escape from the barriers. Justin took a deep breath.*

Yeah, that's the way I like it! It feels a bit warmer, too!

*The octopus did some wish-hack, so he was able to swim in the air just like in water. Justin tensed his muscles, ready to take off.*

Ready? Three, two, one, go!

*He jumped, taking off from the land, his gigantic mass pushed the city-planet a bit behind. He fluttered with his wings, enjoyed the fresh air. The view was astonishing, all the planets were floating in the air like christmas tree decorations, but without any strings. Justin just realized that he was 50 thousand miles tall outside New York, as big as the Saturn itself. That was quite big - but still, he was an ant compared to the mighty solar system, which was millions and millions of miles - or light-minutes - wide.*

*Since he hadn't used the empire state building for a couple of minutes it had popped back into place. He wrapped his tentacles around it and flew his body backwards. The empire state building bent like a slingshot. He stretched himself all the may to the statue of liberty. The empire state building was bent so much that it touched the ground. He then stopped pulling back was slug forward so that he had to hack the speed of light so he wasn't slowed down by relativity, this also allowed everyone else to see the race in real time rather then waiting for light to plod its way to them.*

Hi Justin *he waved as he overtook the dragon goldfish as they just passed the orbit of Jupiter*

Oh I thought the asteroid belt would be more rocky then his *lamented Justin* its more of a slightly dusty smudge. I wanted it to be a obstacle course like in stars wars or that game tasty planet. Oh wait, I forgot I have infinity wishes *he said as rushed to think of the right wish before the octopus was completely though it.*

Okay, think fast, think fast. * mumbled the gigantic dragon. He was just too slow for the flying octopus.*

Okay, here it is! I wish that the asteroids were bigger, so they can slow down the octopus!

*The dragon grinned, but then he came up with an even better idea.*

And I wish that I was so big that my head can stretch to Neptun!

*Suddenly, the mighty dragon started to grow with an immerse speed. All the people down below held their breath, watching the already planetary sized dragon growing even bigger, his body bulged out faster and faster. His feet crushed the Moon, while his lengthening tail swished away Mercury. His head quickly reached to Jupiter, then growing more, soon the planet became only as big as his eyeball. Justin blinked at the now tiny octopus, then grew even bigger, his tail curled around a tiny warm ball, which happened to be the Sun. The humongous dragon let out a mighty roar, which shook all the bubble-like solar system. And still he grew further, smashing and crushing every object he just touched.*

*Brunel centered all his mass and intelligence on the top hat wearing body of his. Swelling to 2 million miles long, he dived between the Giantised New York and the dragons expanding rare end. His squishy body deformed and absorbed the shock. The massive acceleration would have left everyone in it splattered all over everything but he gold the laws of physics to bugger off so that didn't happen. Continuing to surf the wave of expanding dragon booty he expanded until New York was about as big as matchstick compared to him. He encased the city in a glob and then inserted it into his hat, just above the earth, which had grown with him and was about the same size as it.

He seems to have got bored of you. *said the octopus to new York* But don't worry, I will never abandon you, literally never, I brainwashed myself to be sure. Now I'm going to have a chat with my stellar sized friend.

*The five billion mile long dragon had finally stop growing. Is front end was at the orbit of Neptune which was stuck to or of his nose hairs by dragon snot. His tail had Uranus, which was current on the other side of the solar system trapped under on the scales. Suddenly Justin saw a huge pink disc closing round him. It pulled him in binding him so tightly in couldn't even talk*

Growth again!! *Moaned the octopus* that race was supposed to he hours of fun but you went and ended it in 3 minutes. You could have seen all the planets but now your too big to see them. Growing huge is fun and all but once you get there there is bugger all to actually do. You think your the only being to turn into a dragon and suddenly grow to cosmic sizes, it happens nearly every week, Do you now that they do after they stop growing, NOTHING because their is nothing they can do. So get a bit more creative with the wishes okay.

*The gigantic dragon bowed his head, and curled himself so that he seemed a bit smaller (which was completely useless, being stellar sized). He showed a guilty face.*

I just wanted to win so badly! *murmured the gigantic dragon.* And growing bigger feels so great! I lived in that tiny fish bowl for so long, it nearly choked me! I just wanted to be a bit bigger, than anything... *Stellar sized tear drops fell from his enormous eyes, floating around like planets, except they were many times bigger than the Saturn.* I just wanted to show myself to everybody, that I'm not a tiny thing that is completely negligible! *he whinned.* You say that it happens all the time... So I'm not special at all?

Of course you are, you made New York as big as the sun, nobody is ever going to forget that. You know that hat you wore, well loads of people on me are wearing their own copies of it. Look somebody already designed a plushie based off you. *The octopus conjured up version of this that was about as big as Justin was*

See, it looks just like you did, right down to that patch to had just below your left fin. Look you can turn it inside out so that it lots like you do you now. It even has the hat. Oh, I better make you match up *he said squeezing the very silly hat on the very silly dragon* Heck I wouldn't be surprised if you end up winning a wishee. They don't like you for your bigness, they like you for you.

*The dragon was still sniffling as bit but it was clearing up*

Okay, how about you choose a star then we can go there are look for aliens. You could shrink down then you can grow for them.

*The dragon sniffed a few more, but felt him a bit better.*

O-o-okay! *He pointed to one direction, looking at a very bright star.* How about that one? I don't know its name, but that seems a nice star. I'm sure we can find there something.

*He wagged his tale, which again, swished away many planets and space objects away.*

Yeah, I'm too big for now... *He then closed his eyes, murmured a wish. Suddenly, he started to shrink fast, his enormous bulk gave more and more space to the squeezed solar system. After minutes of shrinking, he stood in New York, with nearly the size of the Empire State building. The tortured planets quickly moved back to their original place. Justin took a deep breath, wiggling his toes as he felt again the ground beneath his toes. Although he shrank, he kept his proud and biggness. 20 thousand miles is enough, for now. He could shrink a bit further if neccessary.*

And I also keep my dragon form *added Justin to himself.* I just like it. With hat!

*The octopus address Earth, all the people living on him, New York and brunel (who was currently siting on sun, which I grew to the same size as so he could check the solar system went back right) and anybody I left out* Me and Justin are going to go look for some aliens, I don't know how long we'll, I'll leave more of the avatars here to look after whoever stays behind, he'll be able to do anything that I can do. So who wants to come with us?

I'm going to have to come with you people, who those what you'll do next. *Said Brunel*

*The octopus waited for everyone else to decide*

*Justin flew around, looking at the pople, who discussed the offering.*

I'll come! *said the captain of the ocean liner, whom Justin met earlier.*

I'll come too! *joined the pilot of the news chopper.* You know, if there is any interesting I can broadcast about. Just in case. The news must be always news! *he nodded.*

*A handful of other people volunteered. Justin collected them all, carefully grabbed them with his claw-fingers, and put them on his back. He was big enough to have some own atmosphere around his body, so no one should suffocated.*

Okay, I think we are ready! *said the gigantic dragon.* It might took some time to go there.

*Octopus had learned that who living you him wanted stay and who wanted to go. More then a billion people wanted to stay. So he split in two. The second him was exactly the same, it even had the same hat with its own earth in it. Those that wanted to stay behind were on the new him.*

Bye Bye *they both said as they blasted off. The dragon flew by flapping whilst the octopus used jet propulsion. Brunel had stuck himself down again and was in the ear of the goldfish again.

*Soon they passed the orbit of pluto*

There's a lot of undiscovered planetoids, if you find a new one you get to name it, Justin. You should stick your flag in it so everyone knows its yours, you'll have to design one first. In fact I never got round to designing my own, Once were done we'll compare them.

*Justin looked around, he was mesmerized by the sight of the stars, tiny, glowing dots in the endless universe. Everything seemed so quiet aroud them.*

There! *pointed Justin to a bright star, and an orbit around it. It was a small planet, smaller than the dragon himself. It was covered with ice.* I want to call it Flortega. In the living room where my bowl was, there were many books, and one of them had the title of "The Journey of Mrs Flortega." I don't know who she is, but I like the name.

*Justin made a wish so a flag appeared on the surface of the planet, glowing lightly. On the flag there was a fish jumping above a tree. The fish had dragonic wings, representing Justin's double nature, and above the fish was a falling star, as the symbol of the power of wishes.*

I've Just had a closer look at this planet, there cracks all over it, that means their is liquid water down their. That means their could be life down there, we should shrink down to close to our original sizes to explode as we don't want to scare anything down their. Also I have to make sure we don't infect the planet with any diseases and don't pick up any, so I have to this.

*The octopus touched Justin on the nose and it was covered in a barrier that no living thing could pass though. He then did the same to himself. He then flew down to the planet, shrinking to a mere 6 across but maintaining the mental powers of his cosmic size*

You've got been on ice and snow, have you. Maybe we should play around on the surface a bit first.

*Justin followed the octopus, and shrank down to the same size. He also changed the scales on his body to white, and made them a bit thicker, resisting to the cold weather. On his head and on his tail he even grew some bluish fur.*

It actually feels really warm! *explained the dragon. He set a foot on the surface. The snow felt soft and tickling. In the distance there were huge mountains covered with snow and ice. Justin adjusted his hat, and put the shrunken people under it so they don't get cold either.*

Okay, so where should we start our search?

*The octopus pointed to a distant mountain*

That mountain over there is volcanic, not sure how active it is so we better be careful. Its be putting out lots of heat and chemicals that living creatures might be able to use.

*The octopus looked at the ground around them*

I think that his ground will be more fun to cross if we have a sleigh.

*Suddenly their was a sleigh. Rather then seats (which don't work for octopuses or dragons) Their were two things that looked like dog baskets filled with play pen ball sized furry octopuses. It was covered with decoration showing interwoven dragons and octopuses.*

So do you want to pull it or should I split out some octo-huskies

*Justin took a look on the mountain.* I hope it's vulcanic. Swimming in magma sounds fun! And I'm a creature of fire now, so it shouldn't hurt at all.

*He looked on the sleight too.* Nice thing. Take a place on it, I'll pull it. They say that exercising is good for your body, you know. *Justin put on the straps.* Are you ready? Here we go!

*The dragon started to run, the earth rumbled under his feet. Snow flought around them, as his paws wiped out a good portion of snow.*

Sorry if some of them landed on your face! *laughed the dragon. He even used his wings to gain some speed.*

*Onwards they went, the ice melting under the pressure of the sleigh. As well as water ice they was a lot of methane there.*

Justin, be careful with the fire breath on his planet, theres lots of methane on, in and above this planet, If you use dragon fire on it you might accidentally set the whole thing on fire.

*The methane will also come in handy when I but his planet in my hat and settle humans on. They can use it for industry and getting some global warming going so the planets all toasty. If I go find life I'll have to go all prime directive on everybody, who knows what it could evolve into if it had a very hundred millions years to do it.*

*The octopus talked to the many people that live on him. He'd made him self warm blooded so they wouldn't be cold on his body*

So what samples do you want for sciencing?

Okay, no fire breathing, understood! *nodded the dragon, crooning his favorite song. The mountain grew bigger as they approached.*

Hey, look! What is that?

*Justin halted, dugging his nose into the snow he leant down so close. There were tiny creatures, similar to lady bugs, circling around the leg of the dragon, and run even to the sleight. Their back was glowing in red.*

I cannot see them well. *noted the dragon.* Sholdn't we grow them so we can examine them easily?

Okay but take it slow, we have no idea was kind of creatures they are. They could be, herbivores, carnivores, parasites, the warrior caste of some sort of eusocial being, they could even be intelligent creatures or their pets. Also be very careful with them, don't touch them at all, you might be highly poisonous to them and you have no idea how tough they are.

*The octopus checked the anti contamination barrier barrier around Justin. Brunel stood ready to wish hack*

*Justin nodded.* Don't worry, I will be careful!*

He wished the creatures bigger. Suddenly, they started to enlargening, gaining more and more size. As they grew, Justin saw that they were indeed lady bug like creatures. They had 8 feets, mouth piece, three eyes, a pair of wings and a hard, bluish back full of white dots. They seemed to be friendly, eating the snow. The glowing light came out of their back-dots. It seemed that the more snow they ate, the brighter they became. They didn't seemed to be bothered by the presence of the dragon and the octopus.*

Funny little creatures! *smiled Justin.*

*The alien ladybugs continued to grow. They now reached 4th tall*

That's big enough Justin *Said the octopus*

I already wished that they'd stop growing *Replied Justin* they should finish soon

*They continued to grow, they reached 6ft, stopped licking up the snow all all went towards Justin. They slurped all over Justin with their straw like mouth parts, after each slurp their white dot glowed and they grew a bit.*

*Justin was getting nervous*

Slow down a little bit their guys, hey that tickles, *Giggle* *Giggle* Giggle* no don't do it there again, OUCH!!!

I wish You'll shrink down to your normal size *said Justin*

*The white dots on all the creatures glowed and they shot up in size. They reached 30ft high. Their mouth straws here now 3 feet wide, One of them slurped on Justin so hard he was lifted off the ground. Flashing its dots in some sort of code it flew off carrying Justin with it.*

Justin whatever you do don't make any more wishes, you'll just make them bigger *Yelled the octopus as they flew away, he new it he helped as he was now, with billions of magically shrunken people that him just getting close would cause them to swell to mega macro sizes, at least. Justin had infinite wishes for them to suck up so if he didn't they would suck on him forever growing forever larger*

*Justin blinked, looking at the giant lady bug creatures, who continued their licking. Each lick gave them more and more size, soon they reached 50 feet tall, then 75 feet.*

Then what should I do? Couldn't we just simply outgrow them? At least they should stop licking me!

*The lady bugs flew toward the mountain with Justin between their mouth piece. As they approached, Justin noticed it wasn't quite a regular mountain. There were many holes on it. It resembled more like a hive, or an ant hill.*

I think that is their home. *said Justin.*

*The octopus knew that if he had any activity magic going on around and in him then they will be to absorb it easily. In this current state their where billions of separate spells happing at the same time, they weren't a obvious as Justin's spells but they would be far more potent if absorbed. The first thing he did was pass every single shrunken being living on him to another copy of himself, that he sent off world. He then could to work changing his body so that would work properly without magic. He grew lots of fur to maintain temperature, He changed with metabolism so it would be able to breath by eating the materials in the snow, All of his organs had to be reshuffled so that would work. Next we filled his body with a network of carbon nanotubes, a structure of such strength that it seem magic and definitely wasn't. These tube could allow him to support a far larger body. Checking that he was far enough away that we would get any magic on the ladybirds, He then made himself grow and grow and grow until he reached 2000ft tall. Completely turning off any magic and was still running in or near his body (even the invulnerability magic and the fix everything magic) he went toward where he knew Justing was being taken. He hope that Justing didn't use any magic at all, such as making himself grow to miles tall, as that would cause them to grow too big to fight and any magic used to even the odds would such make it worse.

*Justin tried not moving too much, his place in the mouth-piece was quite uncomportable. He occasionally felt tongues on his body, as the lady bugs continued their licking, thus their growing with it.*

Okay, Justin, don't make anything stupid! *mumbled the dragon to himself. They reached one of the entrances of the mountain. the lady bugs stopped for a moment, as they were too big for the hole. The hole, which used to be immerse sized compared to them, now was tiny to the enlarged, 200 feet tall creatures. They started to speak in a non-understandable language, then one of the bugs put his glowing dot next to the entrance. Suddenly, the entrance grew bigger and bigger, and the lady bugs shrank back to 100 feet. They were still huge, but the entrance became even bigger.*

They gave some of their energies to their home! *noted the dragon in awe. The glow of the lady bugs also fainted, making the cave pitch dark.*

I was I could see a thing. *sighed the dragon, then realized what he just did. The lady bugs started glowing again, filling the cave with light, but also grew bigger, reaching 200 feet again in no time, crushing their heads to the ceiling.*

Octopus will be angry... *gulped Justin.*

*Brunel had also stayed with the magically shrunken people. If things did go horribly nobody knew more about fixing magic gone awry that he did.*

*The octopus noticed that the lady bug creatures had spread out any magic that they absorbed amongst their whole society, which had grown the the scale of the the smaller ladybugs. He heard their language, is was becoming more complex, their whole society was becoming smarter. He listened closely he wanted to learn their language so we could talk with them. He noticed that they had grown bigger and smarter once again, Justin must have accidentally made a wish*

*Justin watched that the giant lady bugs cracked the ceiling with their growth, somehow he felt that they liked it. He also saw many similar smaller bugs running on the ground, glowing. They were small, but their run indicated that they also wanted their share in the growth. The giants reached 300 feet, when their head broke through the ceiling to the next level in the tunnel system.*

Make... another... wish! *grinned one of them. Justin blinked, he didn't know how, but he was able to understood these creatures.*

Make... another... wish! *repeated the bug. The dragon gulped. What should he do? If he obeys, they would grow again, if not, then no one knows what they will do to him...*

*The octopus reached the the Ladybugs hive. He changed his colour repeatedly so that he looked like he was very magic he though that was just normal octopus awesomeness and they was a drop of magic active within him.*

I really really wish this things would leave my friend alone. That is one wish that I truly wish would be wished to make it really *The octopus wasn't actually wishing for anything, but my change colour suddenly so it looked like he was. All the beetles, every single one in the whole hive thought that was wishing at a machine gun pace. They rushed towards him expecting a feast of magic and would grow them to planetary sizes or more. They even left Justin completely alone and unguarded.*

Get out of here, they'll figure out that I'm not actually doing any magic eventually. One your at a safe distance another me will meet you, you can grow and wish all you want there you'll be to far away for them to suck your magic. Grow away from here when you can, don't let any bit of you grow and move close to here. Then get off the planet, I have no idea how widespread this species is. Don't worry about this body, I have billions more like it, it doesn't even feel pain. *The octopus wrote that on his body very is octopussy powers in a mixture of Arabic and Chinese, two language that all wish granting beings know automatically and which can look really magically if you dress them up right.

You Tiny Little, bugs will never be able to kind my infinite supply of cosmically huge, magic wishes, you will never be able to absorb my infinite supply of magic which I could use to outgrow reality itself *the octopus continued of lure the ladybugs. He even releases some bigger versions of the ladybugs that were sucking at him so they would be convinced they only reason they weren't growing was they weren't looking harm enough.

*Justin then made his move*

*Justin gasped when he was able to get some fresh air; he sat in the mountain tunnel alone. He was grateful to the octopus for his trick, so the lady bugs released him. He stood up, shook his body, then left the cave and headed north, the opposite direction of the octopus and the lady bugs, who were busy with "sucking" the octopus's non-existent magic.*

Okay, I got it! *replied Justin to the octopus. He even flew in the air to get further. When he was in the middle of a snow-desert, he stopped and looked around. He didn't see a thing nearby. Justin took a breath, then he wished himself bigger than the mountain. His body rumbled, then started to grow, 10 feet, 20 feet, 50 feet, his head rose up and up, 100 feet, his tail swished back and forth, becoming wider than a tree trunk, 150 feet, his paws sank deeper and deeper into the snowy ground, 200 feet.*

*What he missed to notice was a tiny lady bug on his back, hiding behind a spike, putting his mouth-piece on a growing scale, sucking out every bit of magic he just could. He glowed brighter than a star, but carefully hid it behind the growing spike.*

*The ladybug creature couldn't believe it luck, when it was kicked out of the pile trying to find the octopus huge stash of magic it thought that is food never be able to get huge. Now it had at least 3 separate magics available in seeming unlimited quantities. There was the innate magic that dragons all have to have on just to exist, growth magic and the various spells that would allow a dragon this big to move about and fly. It new that if the dragon knew it was here it would stop wishing they they wouldn't be nearly as much delicious magic to suck up, so it stay small compressing all the magic into its small body.

*Justin realized that he'd lost his hat somewhere along the way* I wish for a hat just like my old one *said Justin as the hat appeared on its head*

*The octopus decided this distraction had gone on long enough and rigged that body to explode in an explosion that looked very magical but really just had some colored smoke and some glitter mixed in.*

*Justin continued to swell. Bulge 500ft, Bulge 1000ft, Bulge 2000ft and with a final burst reached 5000ft tall. Most skyscrapers on earth could have fit under his belly. Justin didn't like being alone and wished himself back to the others. The ladybird sucked most the magic from that wish.*

*Justin appeared before Brunel and the octopus, who has wearing the earth hat. They had both grown to his sized to meet him. Brunel should feel the magic sucking creature on Justin's back. Hoping the catch it off guard and suck so much size out of it it would be too busy dodging electrons to be any threat it moved quickly onto Justin's back. Unfortunately the tiny size of ladybug and huge amounts of magic compressed in it gave it reaction that were several times faster then light.*

*Suddenly Justin was under a huge shadow and felt his magic being sucked up again, but far faster this time. The octopus, with literate billions of live in peril should his magic be sucked up fled the scene quickly, throwing dozen of avatars of himself behind him, there were a mixture of magically looking ones and ones that actually had magic*

Time to feast *thought the ladybug creature*

*When the lady bug couldn't hold the compressed magic in it, it bursted out in a form of growth, and the lady bug exploded in size so fast, Justin and the octopus couldn't realize in in time. The lady bug reached hundreds of feet in no time, which expanded further to thousands, and then boomed to even higher level. Finally, the growth ceased when he was 5 miles tall, five times bigger than the dragon or the octopus. But it wasn't enough for him, and he sucked up every bit of magic he just found and stored it in his glowing dots. Luckily, he didn't take care the dragon only, but tried to sucking other, non-magical creatures, like the avatars of the octopus.*

What should we do now? *asked Justin, feeling weaker as his magic flew into the gigantic lady bug.* Should we try to outgrow it? Maybe I can trap them inside my hat!

*Other lady bugs approached when they smelled the opportunity to grow bigger as well. There were as small as ants, but there were also the many hundred feet tall bugs too.*

Keep growing, I moved everybody off your back while they were to busy feasting. Keep wishing, for anything, shoes, socks anything at all have so much magic pouring out of you they won't notice the little spells I am using to keep our passengers alive. If you keep them busy with big flashy magic they'll be so busy with that they won't damage the autofix spells that we all have on us and which have spread on to them too.

Brunel keep sucking their size. I have a plan that will make so they won't hurt anyone ever again. After I've done that it won't matter how big they've got.

*Greg looked in awe, then nodded.* Okay... I wish I had cool socks, with christmas decorations on it! And a tail-warmer wold be nice too! And I wish there would be a little more snow! And I wish I had orange flavored ice-cream!

*He continued slurring his wish list. The lady bug creatures moaned, syphoning all the wish-magic into themselves. The biggest creature suddenly grew up to 6 miles, then to 8 miles, but the others grew as well. Who was 300 feet tall before, now billowed up to 400 feet, then 600 hundred. The 30 feet tall creatures became 150 feet, the tiny ones quadrupled their size with every second. The smaller their initial size was, the bigger the growth spurts become. In mere minutes there was a 10 miles tall creature, a few with thousands of feet of height and dozens with hundreds of feet. They were so big they had to push each other further as their growth continued.*

Is it working? *asked Justin, still saying his wish list: a lost toy, a memory of a summer holiday, the ability og glowing in the dark, a new set of hats - especially one with a cowboy style, - and so on.*

Yes it is Justin, also you've just done all your Christmas shopping. Keep growing so there's plenty of room for them all to have a suck.

*The octopus had the main body he'd left in the solar system grow. It burst bigger, reaching 1 million miles tall in a single burst. then 10 million, 100 million, with another heart beat he reached a billion. Get beat had it pass the size that Justin reached when he filled up the solar system. The swelled past the Kuiper belt and then the Oort cloud. The next solar system was coming up fast. He reached it. His body enveloped a planet, this one was inhabited by all those missing socks. The grew billions of extra tentacles and hugged every one of them, this fill them with such happiness that they had to grow their brain analogies to 3 times their normal size just to fit it all in. He continued to swell, he flowed cover 3 more stars system with one inhabited planet between them, there was lots of different types of animals on this planet, more then 5 million different species many based off a tetrahedral arrangement of gas filled bladders. He cuddled every one of them that had the ability to feel pain or happiness. He continued to swell, reaching the planet that Justin was no.*

You can stop now Justin

*The octopus pressed his body against the planet, With a minor growth spurt the whole planet was surround of shimmering octopus flesh. The ladybugs found magic beyond anything they ever seen in every direction, All the magic that Justin had being doing to now looked like an Led compared to the supernova of octomagic. The octopus filled himself up with unconditional love for all living things, they was a much love being produced as his 3 light-years across heart could handle. Whilst the lady bug creatures such up the cubic parsecs of magic, growing to hundreds and then thousands of miles tall, they also sucked up all this empath, so much that is completely flood any concept of self interest that they used to have. Then every single lady bug on the planet stopped sucking, they all had to check whether they were hurting anyone.*

I think it's working! *said Justin, who had grown 10 miles tall by himself during the octopus's work. Still, he was minuscule among the humongous lady bugs, who was looking down all around, watching their steps. After a few minutes, a bunchful of planetary sized lady bug started to change - they transformed into gigantic flamingos. Using the flesh of the multi-solar system sized octopus, they flew away, looking for habitated planets. When they found some, each of them started to flying around the planets, so the local creatures could enjoy the delightful sight of the beautiful birds - and also the flamingos acted protectively as they bounced away every meteors of other threads endangered that particular planet.*

Gorgeous creatures. *nodded Justin. Other lady bugs flew away as well, they were committed to retrieve every lost pair of socks - they knew that those can be really annoying. The rest of the lady bugs started to shrink, as they found their previous simple life nice enough.*

Yeah, it's definitely working. *smiled Justin, patting the head of a lady bug who was similar to him in size.* Maybe it's time to go home for us, too.

*Intrastellar octopus suddenly disappeared. Justin could tell that it was still here but invisible and untouchable. Another top hat wearing version of the octopus appeared. It had a couple of extra planets embedded within its hat.*

I grew over these two planets so I have to look after them now. I think theres still more fun stuff to do on this planet. Theres a whole ocean beneath the ice, could be all sorts of interesting creatures living down there.

But first lets eat this orange ice cream.

*Justin and the octopus took a walk on the surface of the planet, while they ate the orange ice cream. The dragon glanced at his tail-warmer, which was knitted like those you can see among grandmothers.*

Glad I made all those wishes! It is really warm. And nice. *said Justin, swishing his tail. On the tail-warmer was a picture of a snow flake.*

Its color matches with my hat.

*They walked toward, and half an hour later the dragon noticed a blue circle. It was water, probably there was some vulcanic activity underground which warmed up all the snow here. It seemed that it was a deep lake before them.*

What do you say, should we take a look in it? You know, my scales can glow in the dark!

That's a good idea, but first let's shrink all the way down to microscopic sizes that way there won't be anything that we miss because we're too big.

Good idea! But don't you afraid that something bigger could eat us then?

*However, Justin stood on the coast, and wished him smaller. He started to shrink really fast, his previous 10 miles tall frame lost hundreds of feet with each second, becoming as big as a mountain, then a hill. He grabbed his hat worringly.*

I hope it won't shrink further than me. I really like this hat, in a way it is.

*Justin reached the size of a skyscraper, then a tower building, then the size of a bus. He looked behind, where he saw the octopus shrinking too, he kept up with the speed. Soon, Justin was as small as his old fishy self, but he continued the process: 5 inches, 3 inches, 1 inch, then half an inch. He stopped when he reached one tenth of an inch. He stood in the middle of his gigantic paw print, which seemed like an enormous valley to him. He quickly flew to the shore where the water waited for them.*

Shall we? *asked the octopus politely, yielding with his minuscule hat waving.*

Yep, lets dive in. *Said the octopus as it dived into the water*

Don't worry about being eaten I've put some magic on us that makes us pretty much indestructible. Even if we do get eaten we'd just get a tour of the animals digestive process until we come out the other end, or however digestion works here. It might even be kind of fun, all sorts of interesting things end up in stomaches and associated organs. People living on me have started to explore my digestive tract, riding about on the giant tapeworms that they've tamed their having lots of fun.

*The octopus noticed something in the distance* All look, a microbe, it's still a bit small for us, I'm going to shrink down to about its 2 micron size so I can have a closer look. Remember who New York was more fun when it was bigger, it'll be like that with this as well. Don't grow it though, that magic sucking thing might be far more widespread.

*Justin dived as well. He felt the cool water, it was good to be again under the surface. He shivered, shook himself, and grew membranes among his toes, his tail tip widened so he can navigate in the water easily - eventually, he became a sea dragon.*

Ah, I sea that! *Justin chuckled on his own joke. He followed the octopus, and shrank too to his size. He was even able to see the microbe, its cellular membrane was like a city wall.*

Hey, what happens when I change some of his DNA segments? *grinned the dragon, starting to play with the microbe's DNA.*

*The octopus watched the sea dragon messing about with the DNA of the Microbe. He considered stopping him but decided he didn't have to as he had already memories the original genetic code and code but it back after Justin got bored of it. Instead he decided to make it so the Justin could more easily make dramatic changes by making it so that how genes came out as blocks and putting a selection of mystery genes form earth, sock planet and that tetrahedral world. Justin messed about for quite some time.

Hey, it hasn't changed *complained justin* I changed its DNA so it should instantly changed into a different animal.

Most of the DNA isn't being used right now, in fact if its like creatures on earth most of it will never be used. It either was turned off at some point in its evolution or has never been turned on. The best way to see what the new genes do is to have it reproduce, then what it splits into will grow like the new DNA tells it to. *Explained the Octopus*

How do I get it to reproduce *asked Justin*

I think that if it finds lots of food it will get so big that it'll have to split in two. I don't know watch it eats, could be pretty much anything. If we look for more like this, there some be some nearby, we had see what it eats and give it lots and lots of it.

*Justin turned around as he noticed some other microbes. He watched them patiently. A few minutes later he saw that the microbes swam to a seaweed like plant, and ate its leaves. When they ate enough, they grew big enough, and they split into two smaller microbes.*

That's it! *nodded the sea dragon, and drove his altered microbe to the seaweed. The microbe immediately started to eat the leaves, and grew bigger.*

I wonder when it reaches the size when it split into two. *wondered the sea dragon, playing with his hat meanwhile.*

*The microbe continued to swell, it started to sag in the middle as it got too big*

It seem we took out the genes that tell it when to split, it going to grow to big to stay together and will split open. I watched the other microbes very closely and saw which genes where being read when they split. I can get a fresh copy from those microbes other there.

*The octopus swam off to the other microbes and dived inside. Small bobby things converged to him trying to break down the invader into usable proteins.*

*Meanwhile, the microbe grew bigger with each protein-portion. It tried to split into to, but wasn't able to do due to the lack of the corresponding DNA, and with each try, it just swelled up bigger.*

Uh, doesn't matter. *mumbled the sea dragon.* Octopus said it's good to see its internal, and if it gets bigger, there is more to see!

*So Justin swam around and watched as the microbe swelled more and more, which also meant that it could eat more from the sea weed. Soon it reached the size of the tip a leaf, then the leaf itself. The microbe doubled its size with each bite, because it wanted to split into two so badly, but still couldn't. It was already as big as a city for Justin, who looked at it in awe.*

*Meanwhile, the octopus was chased around by hundreds of small microbe proteins, as the octopus was labeled as a "virus" for them.*

Can that Justin make a single wish without making something swell uncontrollably. *Grumped the Octopus*

*Being treated like a virus gave the octopus an idea, A virus could insert it self into the microbes genome, adding in the needed genes. Constantly regrowing all the bits of himself that the proteins were breaking off was becoming quite annoying even if he had grown as bigger as he could whilst still being able to manipulate the DNA by tentacle. He then knocked out about a dozen viruses. They looked like crystal with 4 robotic claws growing out of them.*

*The proteins that were digesting him mainly went after them, giving him a much needed break that allowed him to make even more. Most of them where broken up quickly by the numbers of the proteins that had grown with the Microbe. A couple of them infested some nearby mitrochrondia, which looked somewhat like small microbes in their own right (which they sort of were as they could breed on their own and had their own DNA). They they started to produced more and more copies of the virus until they exploded spreading the viruses in all direction. There was simply too small of the them for it to handle even though it had now growth to more then 6 feet across. More and more mitrochrondria exploded into more of the viruses, they were converging on the Nucleus were the microbes DNA was stored.

*Justin watched as the cell membranes became wider and bigger. It all seemed mountanious to him. Then the microbe shivered and doubled its size again, as it was despaired to split, which it still couldn't do. The microbe thought it was just too small to split, and greedely ate more and more see weeds - first just lone plants, then started to chew whole fields.*

Okay, maybe it's time to adjust the measurments. *said the sea dragon, and willed himself as big as a normal dragon would be. He quickly reached the size of a couple of feets, but still he saw nothing more just cell membranes. Justin thought that his grew did not work, and repeated the process over and over.*

*Meanwhile, the enlarged and enhanced defense system of the microbe started to work, and more advanced proteins started to destroy the viruses. The proteins grew just as the Microbe itself.*

One more try before I bring in reinforcements *thought the octopus*

*The octopus figured that the microbe would eat up an invader that it detected, so it if didn't know he was in their it wouldn't try to eat him up. So he rushed over to the cell membrane and pulled a bit. He then made that into a bubble around himself, as far as the cell was concerned he should be there. He then started to make his way towards the Nucleus*

*Meanwhile Brunel the tick saw the microbe had grown to mountainous sizes, it was far more wide then it was tall and it flow into every crack in the ice into the water below. Any living thing that it flowed over was absorbed. Brunel cast a shield around all the animals so they wouldn't be eaten up and would be able to breath. Brunel allowed the being to eat up planets, he hadn't seen that many giant microbes before and enjoyed watching it swell and wanted to see want Justin and the Octopus would do.*

*Justin kept up with the enormous Microbe, which should be calld Macrobe by now, as grew over the size of whole mountains, and slowly becoming continental sized. It felt the tickling sensations of all the living creatures around itself, which was protected by the bubble shield the octopus created. The Macrobe felt other microbes managed to split, and he felt ashamed that he still couldn't do that. However, the Macrobe also felt that his DNA changed, and started to bend it for his advantage. Although he wasn't able to split, he grew many spikes on his side, and pretended that those were his splits.*

Poor thing. *said Justin, who didn't noticed that he also reached continental sizes. He was floating in space again instead of water. He felt sorry for the Macrobe.* Maybe we should give him a hat. That would cheer him up.

*The the octopus saw that they goldfish had given the Macrobe a huge viking helmet that magically grew with it*

*The octopus reached the nucleus and found the right bit of DNA. He inserted the right bit of DNA. The microbe could know do all the steps required to split. He could see the DNA translation protein running along the new strand of DNA. All across the cell everything was being moved around. Something was happening but with all the magic and wishes and growing going on he wasn't sure what.*

*The Octopus thought of some things that could happen* Split into two continent sized blob things which are still growing. Split into octillions of microbes of the original size. Have the microbe become a multi-cellar organism. Something completely unexpected. It'll be fun to find out.

*The Macrobe felt a sudden relief as he finally knew that he can split. He splitted into two, then four, then eight, as all the previous tries accumulated. All the new microbes shared the same DNA, and although they were slightly smaller and smaller, their number grew expinentially, and the whole multi-microbe becaming a growing multi-cellar organism. They grew beyound continental size and reached planetary size, when they started to form a spherical shape in the space.*

Interesting. *noted the floating sea dragon. The macrobe swelled further, but something other happened too. As it became more and more spherical, its outer layer thickened, bulged and deformed. Its material changed all over, somewhere became hard, while other parts was more like liquidal.*

A planet! *whistled the dragon.* It becames a new planet!

*Indeed, on the surface of the microbe-planet new, tiny splits, tiny creatures started to appear. They gathered around a huge building, some sort of a temple, which was an odd mix of the image of the octopus and the viking helmet.*

I think those creatures think of you as some sort of god. *noted Justin to the octopus.*

What, Again!!! *Said the octopus* I guess they'll want a bible too

*The octopus zapped all of the creatures so that they would know how to read. He then made a book, it was kind of alive and could read the minds of anyone that was reading it too check they didn't somehow decided that the true meaning of it is go around murdering people for stupid reason. It was physically linked to him so he could tell if they got a little bit too eager in their religion. He then started to write in it. On the first page he wrote BE GOOD in a huge writing, he then wrote it again on the second and third pages and continued to the 52 page. Then he wrote* , your supposed to figure out how on your own *He then made the book split into a few millions copies, one for every one of them, and scattered them around the planet so each creature would be able to reach their one.

*The octopus noticed that the gravity of planet Macrobe was making a huge mess on the planet it came from. He then pushed it about a 1000 million miles away, put about the same distance from the sun and set it off on its own orbit, he also set it spinning so it would have 30 hour days. He then set it so that it spun at a bit of an angle so it would have seasons. He noticed was a bit unstable, the axis in his models he ran in his mind would sometimes go all the way to horizontal, it needed something so stabilize it, a big old moon who do just nicely.*

Hey Justin, this planet really needs its own moon, could you find one, a pretty big one, 2000 miles across or there abouts would do nicely. Avoid any with life on them, their used to were they are and might not be able to survive over here. Use this viva-counter to check, if it beeps it means that there is life nearby.

*The octopus tossed Justin the Device, it has covered in spinning thingamabobs and dials and doodads and flashing buttons, none of which actually did anything*

*Justin swam across the solar system, looking for a moon which would fit the description. The giant sea dragon modified the size of the device so it fit in his palms nicely. He adjusted his hat.*

Feel like a private investigator! *mumbled the sea dragon.*

*He then noticed the first object which was big enough. However, when he pointed the device to its direction, it beeped.*

Uh, there is some life form on it.

*He sharpened his eyes, and noticed small worms curling and twitching and climbing around. They built a nest for themselves. The skin of the worms buzzed, like small lightning ran across their bodies over and over.*

I can check them later. *nodded the dragon, and continued his search. He didn't find a rock big enough, so he decided growing one would be the best choice. He grabbed a rock, and blew it up until it reached its 2000 miles size.*

Okay, I'm done!

That one will do, I'll just put it here, set it spinning and orbiting, there just right, now the planet doesn't wobble

*The octopus then talked to all the beings on the macrobe planet* I've got some friends that I want to show to you, do you want to see them.

*Everyone on the Macrobe Planet was very excited to meet and godopuses friends. Even the stone masons took a break from carving octopuses to get ready to capture there new friends in stones.

They're ready now Justin, you too brunel, if anyone else wants to visit they'll be glad to meet you too.

*Justin rolled in space, than landed on the surface of the Macrobe Planet. He was still gigantic. Justin thought that he might shrink a bit, but then the microbe creatures climbed on his feet, and worshiped to him. Justin giggled, the tiny creatures tickled him.*

You, you are so sweet!

*A space-flamingo from the previous ice planet also took a visit, curled around the microbe creatures. He had a book, and he read them stories about space ships and space adventures. Justin sat down and listened as well.*

*Brunel also decided to visit*

*Brunel decided to visit a continent of the other side of the Macrobe Planet*

So who's in charge around here *he asked*

We haven't decided yet. Some of us want to divide our society into communities small enough that they don't need permanent leaders, those guys over their are try to build a giant supercomputer to do all the boring political stuff, the people in temple hope the Octopus will send some avatars of himself to do it for them. I'm working on making the whole planet sapient and able to talk with us.

Really, do you mind if I have a look at what you've got so far. I have a bit of hobby of making pretty much anything sapient, pretty much anything you can think of and a very things you can't I've made sapient at one time or another.

*The Microbe Scientist showed the tick some very complicated charts, they then had some very technical conversation, followed by some very very technical conversation, and then having prepared their snacks talked about the Microbe Scientist project, which was going to go much faster with Brunel's genius and wish hacking powers.*

*Justin laid down in the snow, still enjoying the microbe creature's love.*

Aw, you are so cute!

*He wished them an ice cream mountain, lemon flavored. Many creatures, Justin included, take huge bites from the mountan.*

Now, that's life! *said the gigantic sea dragon.* Any idea what's next?

This planet could do with some more biodiversity, Just about the only creatures here all those microbes. If we look around the nearby star systems we should be able to find some plants and animals that we can copy and then adapt to living on here. Were going to need at least a few each of plants, herbivores, omnivores, carnivores and top carnivores, we will also need a different set for the oceans. If we don't balance the ecosystem the whole thing will fall apart pretty quickly.

*Justin nodded, and started to collect samples from other planets. He used the device the octopus previously gave to him, and he grabbed many animals and plants. Fox like creatures, squirrels, dolphins... He read a book about Noe, and went through his list of animals.*

Yeah, two from everything, got it.

*He was careful so none of the animals would be overpopulated on the new planet, but he hoped that the octopus will look through the list too. Double check is double check!*

We've got plenty of plants, Check. We've got different sizes of herbivore, some eat fruit, some eat leaves some eat grass. We've got carnivores that I can get to eat all of them.

*The octopus looked at a 20 foot tall 10 legged spider thing* That can be the top land predator, I have to slow down its breeding so it doesn't eat everything.

*Next he saw a sphere with loads of tentacles sticking out of it, most of them had mouths on the end* I'm sure that that will have lots of fun being the top predator in the sea.

*The octopus then drew a lot of flow charts showing how energy, carbon and other things moved in the system. He noticed the loop didn't quite close up.*

Oh dear, Oh dear *he said* I forgot to tell you to get any decomposers. Theres nothing here to eat all of the poop and really gross dead bodies. There's going to be all sorts of diseases running rampant with this poop and bodies piling up and the plant won't have any food. Justin you need to find things to eat poop and corpses. Find piles of poop and rotting bodies, give me some example of the plants and animals that live off them. also mushrooms, get lots of and lots of different mushrooms. Worms too, look in the blackest soil who can find, that'll have lots of the right kind of worms in it. If you don't get them all life on will end on this planet.

Understood! *said the dragon, and went out for searching more animals and plants that can help decomposing. He swam across the whole solar system, but couldn't find any.*

Not good, not good. I have to take a look on another system.

*He then grew himself bigger so it would be faster to cross the space to the next system. He stopped his growth when his tail was near the sun, while his head was at the furthest planet. He was careful enough not to touch any of the planets or objects, so he floated above them.*

Be right back! *billowed the gigantic dragon, and with a few wing beats he already traveled light-minutes.*

*The octopus set billions of copies of himself to collect all the poop and corpses that were too gross to eat on an island somewhere near that planets southern pole. Unable to resist the chance to to this he collected up all the skulls and made them into a great big mountain of skulls climbed to the top of it and laughed manically. All the ghosts that had turned up so far he instantly brought back to life. He then made it so an other animal that died would be reincarnated into a new mother who would then be pregnant with them.*

They that looks like fun *Said a nearby microbes creature* Can I try

Sure *Agreed the Octopus*

*Soon they was a huge queue of people lining up to MWAHAHAHAHA at the top of mountain of skulls. The octopus judged you had the best evil laugh.*

*One of the people laughed so hard even Justin was able to hear that, and he was near to the neighbour solar system.*

Someone has some good fun out there! *said the dragon, looking through the planets, which was now smaller than his eyeballs. Justin smiled, he felt like he was able to look through all the space objects.*

*And on one planet he found what he had searched. There were thousands of worms and mushrooms and other decomposers.*

Just what I need! *He grabbed the planet in whole. It easily fitten in his palm. Then the mighty dragon turned back to swim back to the octopus.*

*The octopus made so many copies of himself, each about 3 feet tall, that there was one for every acre of the new planet*

*The octopus wonder why this planet had so many decomposers and so few of anything else. The smell made it clear, the entire planet was made of meat, he had one his avatars pull out a fresh bit and but it in a burger. It tasted rather nice. He suspected his was because of a wish gone wrong. He found the wisher, it was a insane obese fly, it had swollen of mountainous size but its head has only a couple of times bigger then normal. It was still eating and throughly enjoying it.*

*The octopus collected all the decomposes that it needed*

Justin this entire planet is made of meat, I think that it became that way because of this very very very very fat flies wish. Now put this planet back exactly where you found it, I've got astronomical charts from the sock planet so I'll be able to get in orbiting right again. I've put all this decomposes in place so this planet can carry on without use having to wish hack it every couple of minutes.

(I think we should close this story soon, otherwise it will just going forever. :) )

*Justin looked into his palm more closely.*

Aw, yeah, I see it now. Meat! Shouldn't I eat it? *He smiled when he saw the octopus's strict look.* Relay, I was just kidding! Okay, fine, I take it back to its place.

*The turned and flew back to the solar system where he found the planet.*

So *said the dragon to the fly* another wisher, hm? I guess it's not just me who enjoy the bigness! *The gigantic dragon laughed.* Not a talking one, I can say that...

(Yes, me too they isn't anywhere obvious to go anymore, I'll just tie it too my others stories)

*Brunel had now seen enough, watching these two bumble around the galaxy for a while longer wouldn't reveal any more. It was time for him to make his report to the macrocracy (that's the huge society ultragigamegateramacro beings that all my growy characters will eventually join). The octopus definitely had potential even if he was often more interested in doing things that looked look rather then what had to be done. If the goldfish had a century or two more to mature he would have potential too. Of course they would both need training to work in universes where the laws of physics weren't so forgiving and people could die for real. He sent the report, being who, at the lower end, are responsible for billions of universes will ponder whether they could help with a planet or two.*

*Suddenly a tear formed in the fabric of the universe*

Something really huge, even by standards of the stuff we've been doing, is coming though. I can't tell what it is as none of my wish hacks work beyond the tear. Its definitely universes bendingly smart and ridiculously benevolent. Beyond that it could be anything, literally anything at all. *Observed the fascinated octopus*

(I'm thinking one of my characters or potential characters will turn up now)

*The gigantic sea dragon Justin turned to the direction of the tear. It was enormous, much bigger then himself, and Justin wouldn't say he was small. His tail curled across the whole solar system.*

Is it something we should worry about? Should I grow bigger?

*Without waiting for the answer, he willed himself bigger. Soon he reached a size where the whole solar system fit in his palm, but he decided not to stop - anything could be on the other side of the tear, even dangerous things.*

Its cute that they always think that growing bigger will work here. That one of the beings that created this universe, it could shrink Justin back to normal and take away all his magic as simply as editing a cell in spreadsheet.

*The octopus felt even more benevolence from the beings at it got closer to the tear. The being left the bits of it mind that were beyond the barrier be completely open. The octopus mentally dived in, there was just so much mind there. There must have been googols of lifetimes of experience in them, in trillions of different forms. There was note a speck of malice in their or an ounce of arrogance even though it was so big that photons decay in the time it would take for light to cross it.*

Justin!!! *He shouted trying to get the attention of the dragon those claw tips where several times bigger than solar system, and which was still growing* You don't have to grow so big. Its friendly. Now stop growing before you knock the whole galaxy apart. *Said the Goldfish growing to the size of the dragons head.

*The tear easily kept place with the Dragons growth, now reaching galactic proportions. The being beyond began to push though.*

*Justin shook his head, he was too terrified from the deity.*

I have to grow bigger! Otherwise it would just blow me away with a single snort, or I don't know, sniffed up to its nose! If it has such a thing!

*The gigantic dragon was not aware that his growth powers were nothing compared to the creature on the other side of the tear. The dragon just kept growing bigger and bigger, soon his skin cells were as big as the solar system. And still, he collected all his wish-powers to speed up his growth.*

*Still keeping up with the dragons growth the octopus realized the only way to calm Justin down would to show Justin that beings mind. Climbing on the neck of the million and half light year long dragon he made made one of tentacles out of phases with reality so it could move though stuff. He stoved it from the back the dragons skull and linked up with his brain, branching smaller and smaller tentacles all so that they wrapped around every brain cell their two minds became fused. He then showed Justin around the mind of the deity, from in their he could clearly see that the being was friendly and smart enough that it won't you the slightest big of harm even by accident.*

*The octopus withdrew from most the Justin's brain*

Have you calmed down yet. Now lets see exactly what our new friend is.

*Justin opened his eyes. He clearly felt the tentacles curling around his brain cells, sending signals a million times faster than light. In a few minutes, the dragon calmed down, and his growth slowly ceased - leaving him with the size of 10 million light years.*

I... guess... it doesn't want to harm us indeed *mumbled the galactic dragon, and he felt a bit embarassed.* Sorry for that. I think I just panicked. Must came from my used-to-be small fishy me.

*He then turned his head back to the tear's direction, watching curiously, and still a bit worryingly. He decided that he won't shrink back for a while. Just for sure.*

I'm coming though now. *Communicated the thing beyond the tear*

*There was a zap of movement as it came though as all the galaxies Justin had pushed aside in his growth were returned to their positions*

*Justin saw the entity and noted* So that's what it is, its a billions of light-years big...

*The dragon blinked, as he saw a giant thing pushed itself through the tear. It turned out it was jut its head, and it was already a million times bigger than the dragon in whole. The creature seemed to be some sort of a whale, or rather a space whale, since it was floating rather than swimming. Although its immerse size was able to crush galaxies, the whale's body just floated through the solar systems, like a ghost.*

Coming thorugh, coming through *said the enormous whale. Then he noticed the dragon, and smiled. Justin bowed, he felt that the creature is far beyoud supreme.*

I'm going to give this universe a good look over *said the space whale as it grew to large that the entire universe was contained in its slightly out of phase body*

Thats everything fixed up. I kept a very for your changes like that macrobe planet, one of the most interesting things people have done here. Okay make your self comfortable its exposition time.

Firstly I'm a M-Space whale. We swim in the void between multiverses. We farm lifeless universes. We've took it upon ourselves to protect the multiverses with life in them from various threats like Multiversal collisions, predators and drifting of the laws of physics into areas where it becomes unstable. My true name cannot be said in this universe so call me Jonah.

I created his universe. I had some help because I've never done one with life in it before this one. Now don't worship me its kind of embarrassing. This universe was created to see how being would act if given mega cosmic powers without putting anyone at risk if they weren't good at it. It also a place where being who are mega huge and powerful can relax without worrying about breaking a galaxy or two.

Now to the meat of the matter, what would happen if you had this sort of power in a normal universe. Brunel has been watching you two though all of your magical wish filled adventures and has reported to me about you.

You first Justin. All of your wishes are certainly fun to watch, In fact billions have watched them on the Omeganet. However you rarely think of the consequences of whatever it is you will do, watch is fun seems is far more important to you then what is right or safe. Here that isn't a problem as everything goes back to normal automatically no matter how many galaxies you outgrow. So if you enter other universes you'll have to have human scale size and power, I know of a planet of flying goldfish where you'll fit in. Or you go stay here and keep having magical adventures.

Now you, Octopus that somehow avoided getting a name. You are interesting. A first you seemed to be the stereotypical growth made rampager who treats everything as toys, most assumed you were simply going to outgrow the universe, break everything and then moan that theres nothing more to play with. However as you've grown your becomes far more empathic and wise. You've become a planet to billions of people that you've guarded over with humility, wisdom, creativity and good humour. Because of that billions of have already said they want to live on you. So if you do a few years long course about how to be planet you'll get to be a planet that all sorts of cool stuff can live on, Who knows how far it will go after that.

So are you two ready to enter the real world?

*Justin listened to the space whale, Jonah by his name, thoughtfully: how he was the Creator if this universe, what is his job and what offers him to them. He nods as a sign of regard.*

So, millions watched me? That is kinda cool, I think. *said the gold fish, still wearing his water dragon appearance. Then he turned to the Octopus and Brunel.*

I think this is our time to say goodbye. Brunel, you were always a good friend of mine, and I forgive you not telling me that you were some kind of wish-agent. That's okay. And I hope we'll keep touch. Octopus, it was a real pleasure too meet you, and thank you for cleaning up my mess... I know I can be clumsy, but you can tell, I always tried the best!

*The gigantic, yet still relatively small dragon-goldfish turned back to the space whale.*

I'm ready to go wherevere you think the best place for me!

When I get to be a professional planet you can live on me then. *Encouraged the Octopus*

Johan, you will look after all the people I've put on me and in in my hat while I'm at planet school. *Asked the octopus*

You can keep as many bodies as you want around here to look after them. Multibodying is one of the most important skills you need to learn to be good at being a planet, the more practice you keep here the better, put it does feel different in other universes *Reassured Jonah.

Here are your portals *Said the space whale creating two portals one for Justin and one for the octopus*

Justin when you go though your portal you'll be transformed into one of the flying goldfish people. Octopus the body you send though will be shrunk down to your original size, you'll get to be big again as you learn about how to be big in more conventional universes.

*Justin the the octopus moved to their portals*

Bye Bye for now Justin, we sure had more fun together did we. I sure am glad that I didn't eat you.

So Brunel I guess your going to be checking on the next wisher, fixing whatever messes he/she or it makes and seeing making your report.

*Brunel the tick replied* Yep, a frog is going to eat a magical golden fly and get wish powers. He's going to seem pretty boring after you two. So goodbye you two have fun in the reals worlds.

*Jusin looked around, take a finel look on all his friends.*

I will miss you! this wishing-adventure was great, but now I think I have to move on, just we all have to. *said the dragon-goldfish, and wiped out some tears from his eyes.*

Be good, all of you, wherevere you will be!

*After his final words, the gigantic dragon-goldfish swam through the portal. A new adventure waited for him, just as for Brunel and the octopus.*

*But whatever he will be, and whenever he will be, he knew that he can always rely on his friends - regardless the sizes.*

(The End?)

(Yep its the end)

Okay.

Thank you for the roleplay! I enjoyed it. It was a really long story.

Now you've gone and done it *said brunel* something is definitely going to eat us when we get to ocean. Then I'm going to have to crawl out of the thing stomach and find something new to live on.

*they kept moving faster and faster. Tick bit hard on the goldfish so he wouldn't be shaken off. He was so scared he didn't even notice the small circle of light in the distance*

Hey who is it your talking too, I've definitely heard you talking to someone *asked the octopus*

Alright I'll grow too *said Brunel* that octopus looks like its getting suspicious. You don't have to make a wish though, I can make myself grow. I'm actually an omnitick. I can suck the size right out of anything and give it to myself. I'll suck the size right out of you *he crawled out of goldfish's ear whilst saying that he had grown in proportion with the goldfish so he was about 8 inches long* since you still got that wish on a loop you'll grow right back.

*The tick reached the top the goldfish's head. He jammed in his mouth-parts which could go though anything and started to suck. He started to grow at the same time as the goldfish. He grew at a rate faster then anything we've seen so far. He thrust outward, 16 inches, then 32 inches then 5 feet. 10 feet, 20 feet and 40 feet followed soon, after. The goldfish had reaches 200feet and was its growth was starting to slow down, brunel was taking so much of it. BULGE, 80 feet. BULGE, 160feet, he covered the head and body of the goldfish. Its growth had stopped at 250 feet long, which brunel soon overtook. Brunel who was having far more fun then he would admit continued to suck and grow. 350feet was reached then 400. It was so large it could have snipped the yacht in half with one of his claws. The goldfish began to shrink losing about ten feet of length.*

*The laws of magic would not stand for this. Huge amounts of growth energy were built so much that the slowly shrinking goldfish began to glow brighter and brighter*