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Anthro Artist | Registered: Jun 7, 2007 10:57

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Embarrassing personal question. >v>

11 years ago

My package pokes out from my jeans and pants that I wear and especially from my tight pants. Should I not wear tight pants as to not scare away anyone? It's obviously noticeable that it's my gun down there and I get somewhat embarrassed but I've always heard if you've got it you should flaunt it. Plus I really like my pants and want to keep wearing them. ovo Kinda curious on what other people would do.

29 Comments

Alacron.Lone ~alacron.lone

Digital Artist

11 years ago

....Well then! XD
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I... usually don't have problems like that, due in total to my lack of skinny jean collections (I wear cargo pants). But! You could wear a slightly longer shirt or something? that, or just call it quits for your pair of jeans I'm afraid.
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And I'm pretty sure they would be the first to go over that which is "bulging" xD

Eshkey ~eshkey

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Bahh! The jeans stay! ovo Those people are just gonna have to deal with a worm in my pocket I think! Although it'll make me self conscious. D: Ah well.. Maybe a bigger shirt would help.. hm.

~Ami~ ~~ami~

Musician

11 years ago

I think you look good in your skinny pants hehehe

Eshkey ~eshkey

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Of course you would. D: You're a lady! lol

Tagenar ~tagenar

Writer

11 years ago

If I wanted to show, I'd wear something that makes the bulge obvious. If I didn't want to show, I'd wear something looser, or a longer shirt.

So… at work, no show, but anywhere else, flaunt it, birdie

Tymber Wulgon ~tymberwulf

Art Whore

11 years ago

You and the birdy definitely have it to flaunt it, and should show it off!

Tagenar ~tagenar

Writer

11 years ago

why thank you

Eshkey ~eshkey

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

>v< Dammit. lol! I guess I have no choice really. No pee pee surgery out there to shrink it. D:

Eshkey ~eshkey

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

I shall do it then. ovo Or tape it up. Wise words from the master though. ^v^ haha

Tagenar ~tagenar

Writer

11 years ago

your bulge is a lot more noticeable though… Much harder to hide in your case. I wouldn't be the least bit embarrassed :-D even if is awkward!

Still, looser jeans could help

Tymber Wulgon ~tymberwulf

Art Whore

11 years ago

Birdy, just push it down one of your legs, tell people its your tripod!

Eshkey ~eshkey

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Then I pretend to fall forward right? ^v^

Tymber Wulgon ~tymberwulf

Art Whore

11 years ago

Yes, fall forward, into *cough-erm* I mean onto someone.. hehe

ArcNova ~arcnova

Armordrake

11 years ago

What Tagenar said. :) There's no reason to have one pair of pants for every occasion. Pick the right look for the right situation. :)

Eshkey ~eshkey

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

So I shouldn't smack people with my junk everyday then? :P Haha. I will try to do so! Thankies! ^v^

Varanis_Ridari ~varanisridari

Strawberry Dad

11 years ago

It's all about the situation. If it's casual, sure. If it's professional or formal, no.

Eshkey ~eshkey

Anthro Artist

11 years ago

Seems the right idea. I just don't want to be embarrassed when I walk past people and poke out at them like a sausage. >v> I def. won't wear skinny jeans at an interview but I wish I didn't have to feel so self conscious out and about on the streets or at the mall an junk. ovo