So I was on my first play thru the other day and I came across a psycho named Dylan Fuentes. now i know dead rising is a very sexual pun/moment heavy game and I love it for that but Dylan actually turned me on in a way that frightened me. I found I was waiting for him to yell at me to pole dance cause Nick is adorbz and noobie doing it. Plus I wouldnt mind lietenimg to the guy as long as I wasnt killed or anything. Any way the intro into the fight had me intrigued and I continuously at the risk of losing life, grappled then psycho just so I could see him slap poor Nick's ass... Like Almost died if it wasn't for super rations and shit...

Curse you capcom for making me question how dark my pool of lust really is!
Dead rising rant totally done now.