Plans to have a badass weekend went to hell and now I can't sleep.

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Annnnnnnd just now my man was startled awake when our kitten had climbed on him and sneezed on his balls that are hanging from his boxers.

I'm now pissing myself laughing though I shouldn't. Lmfao XD

His PTSD kicked in and he nearly rolled from the bed and grabbed my army knife. XD