My Chicken Tender Love Story
11 years ago
I went to eat at a pizza place that I really liked, but today it was much more likable... I ordered the chicken tenders and the staff was just ridiculously nice. Then I get my chicken tender and after the first bite, I realized that my chicken tender was not only delicious, but a tsundere... After a few more bites I slowly started understanding the tenders more. I realized that only thinking about the flavor of food was the same as only thinking about the appearance of a woman. There was personality in that chicken... It's soft juicy chicken could only be reached by biting your way through it's crusty unforgivable outside... But I kept eating, even through the hot pain. Eventually the timid tsundere decided to open up to me and show me the side of her innocence only the people who truly understood her can taste...
I am in love with a chicken tender... And it was only 8$