I just noticed my page has had over 900 views and I'm thinking to myself, "Who the heck are these people? Why are they all looking at me?!" It's not like I've ever been bothered to actually put up finished work. At least, not very good finished work. Anywho, it'd be kinda cool if someone sent me a screenshot of that first milestone one thou. I'll give you an e-hug or something. Maybe a box of good will and cheer if I can ever remember where I left mine. I don't know.



Do you people even read the junk I put here? Or do you just enjoy the pretty pictures? I bet I could say anything and you wouldn't notice. Yep, make a journal long enough and attention spans begin to run out... eyes glaze over... thoughts turn to that last bit of turkey you've got stashed in the fridge, wondering if the mold forming on it has developed an intelligent civilization you can con into worshiping you... sex drive kicks in and starts warping all your thoughts into bad porn... you start thinking about turkeys being ravaged by stuffing monsters that orgasm gravy... and next thing you know, you're sprawled naked on the kitchen floor covered in mashed potatoes and not a clue in your head about what just happened. It's a lot like that last biology course you took.