If you're feeling stressed
exoduses got you down
just hug your favorite green guy
or whatever one is around

You'll be pleased as punch
and not the littlest bit blue
because you'll have an orc
who's hugging you too

so forget our worries
get those problems out of your hair
because here at 'orc_lover's
we'll always be here!

Orc luverz...favin' shit so ya duse nub 'ave tah!