Sex meme! :o
12 years ago
Stolen from
kittykara
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Umm idk. I don't really know a lot of them so I couldn't say.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All day, erry day. ;D
lul jk I'd say morning
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The middle. If I have someone else over, it's typically the right side.
4. Do you masturbate?
Who doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
Two days ago? Before that, like a month ago?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
It's pretty shitty. Maybe it's just cause I'm chubby, idk, but it was not fun.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yeah sometimes. Sometimes I like to read hentai or yaoi just for the story.
I tried a couple times...they made it weird.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'd like a switch.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My family and close friends yes :3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not really. I've talked to most of them at least once but that's it.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. I grew up a rather 'poor' lifestyle and I'd happily do it again if it meant I was with the person/people I love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
dress up/roleplay, toys, panties/stockings
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. And I no longer speak to that person and I wouldn't care if their dick fell off.
Would mean they can't curse the Earth with their spawn.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic? Ummm...does my bedroom count? lol
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The shower. Just because it was really awkward.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I don't know if caught is the word, just...overheard lol
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. But I will go one day.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I've kissed a couple people of the same sex. No sex though.
24. What's your sexual preference?
I love all the people :3
But I rather like guys that are either cute and nerdy, or covered in tattoos and piercings <3
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
In the shower lol
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Soon.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Does online shopping count?
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yep.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A vibrator, ben wa balls
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I'm sure a couple people have pics of me unless they deleted them. No video.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Heck no.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Hah. Yes.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I used to a LOT, but not anymore.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I think so. I guess it depends on how you look at it.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I'd have to say either doggy or cowgirl.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Ohh gosh, idk.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Most of the people that I think would, already have lol
kittykara1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Umm idk. I don't really know a lot of them so I couldn't say.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
All day, erry day. ;D
lul jk I'd say morning
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The middle. If I have someone else over, it's typically the right side.
4. Do you masturbate?
Who doesn't?
5. How often? Lately?
Two days ago? Before that, like a month ago?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
It's pretty shitty. Maybe it's just cause I'm chubby, idk, but it was not fun.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yeah sometimes. Sometimes I like to read hentai or yaoi just for the story.
I tried a couple times...they made it weird.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'd like a switch.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
My family and close friends yes :3
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not really. I've talked to most of them at least once but that's it.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. I grew up a rather 'poor' lifestyle and I'd happily do it again if it meant I was with the person/people I love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
dress up/roleplay, toys, panties/stockings
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes. And I no longer speak to that person and I wouldn't care if their dick fell off.
Would mean they can't curse the Earth with their spawn.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romantic? Ummm...does my bedroom count? lol
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The shower. Just because it was really awkward.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
I don't know if caught is the word, just...overheard lol
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No. But I will go one day.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I've kissed a couple people of the same sex. No sex though.
24. What's your sexual preference?
I love all the people :3
But I rather like guys that are either cute and nerdy, or covered in tattoos and piercings <3
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
In the shower lol
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Soon.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Does online shopping count?
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yep.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A vibrator, ben wa balls
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I'm sure a couple people have pics of me unless they deleted them. No video.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Heck no.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Hah. Yes.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I used to a LOT, but not anymore.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I think so. I guess it depends on how you look at it.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
I'd have to say either doggy or cowgirl.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Ohh gosh, idk.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Most of the people that I think would, already have lol
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