Oh Jesus it's another con meme (Sweden Edition)
12 years ago
Your top story tonight:
IT'S NEARLY NORDIC FUZZ CON
Where are you staying?
- Hotel of fuzz
Means of transportation?
- I have no idea. Well, a plane will get me to Swedenish. Then, God knows. Blind hope.
Sharing a room with:
- Ratwolf. Never met him but it'll all be fine!
Gender:
- Chap
Relationship status:
- Merrily taken
How old are you?
- Old enough to know better.
How tall are you?
- 5'8". But you knew this already.
Have you been to any other furry conventions before?
- NFC'14 will be my ninth con in six years. Confuzzled 2009-2013, Scotiacon 1&2 and NFC'13.
Have you been to Sweden before?
- I think this will be my eighth visit to my favourite country <3
Are you doing anything for the convention?
- Filming it! Be on your best behaviour!
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
- Working, and hopefully drowning myself in Påskmust.
Do you have a fursuit?
- Yes. Haven't decided if I'm bringing it yet though. Mebbe.
Who will you be with?
- Nobody. :( Come and say hello!
Are you selling anything at the convention?
- I have nothing to give.
Do you do free art?
- Noooo
Do you do trades?
- Noooooooooo
Do you do commissions?
- Nooooooooooooooo
Will you get anything commissioned?
- We'll see if I have time.
Can I touch you?
- I come with my own touching stick.
Can I talk to you?
- Please do! :) My Swedish is shite though.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
- YES. Swedish drinks are notoriously expensive so feel free to booze me right up. ^^
Do you smoke?
- Nope!
Can I give you lots of money?
- Well, why not.
Can I hug or snuggle you?
- Hugs are just fine but watch out for getting a camera in your chops.
Are you nice?
- Yes, but I can be devillously facetious. Watch it!
Can I buy you food and/or eat with you?
- So long as the food is decent enough! And some Plopp please. ^^
Can I give you presents?
- I get the feeling you're running out of questions.
Can I hang with you in your room?
- If you find me hanging in my room, do cut me down and tell me off.
Can I dance with you?
- The closest I get to dancing is when I fall down the stairs.
Can I invite you to parties?
- I'll probably be too busy.
How can I get your attention?
- "Equium, would you like some Malibu?"
What are you most looking forward to?
- Probably the fursuit games.
Do you play Magic: The Gathering?
- I go to great lengths to avoid it. It makes more sense if I throw darts at playing cards and shout numbers at a room full of hats.
HEJ DÅ
Where are you staying?
- Hotel of fuzz
Means of transportation?
- I have no idea. Well, a plane will get me to Swedenish. Then, God knows. Blind hope.
Sharing a room with:
- Ratwolf. Never met him but it'll all be fine!
Gender:
- Chap
Relationship status:
- Merrily taken
How old are you?
- Old enough to know better.
How tall are you?
- 5'8". But you knew this already.
Have you been to any other furry conventions before?
- NFC'14 will be my ninth con in six years. Confuzzled 2009-2013, Scotiacon 1&2 and NFC'13.
Have you been to Sweden before?
- I think this will be my eighth visit to my favourite country <3
Are you doing anything for the convention?
- Filming it! Be on your best behaviour!
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
- Working, and hopefully drowning myself in Påskmust.
Do you have a fursuit?
- Yes. Haven't decided if I'm bringing it yet though. Mebbe.
Who will you be with?
- Nobody. :( Come and say hello!
Are you selling anything at the convention?
- I have nothing to give.
Do you do free art?
- Noooo
Do you do trades?
- Noooooooooo
Do you do commissions?
- Nooooooooooooooo
Will you get anything commissioned?
- We'll see if I have time.
Can I touch you?
- I come with my own touching stick.
Can I talk to you?
- Please do! :) My Swedish is shite though.
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
- YES. Swedish drinks are notoriously expensive so feel free to booze me right up. ^^
Do you smoke?
- Nope!
Can I give you lots of money?
- Well, why not.
Can I hug or snuggle you?
- Hugs are just fine but watch out for getting a camera in your chops.
Are you nice?
- Yes, but I can be devillously facetious. Watch it!
Can I buy you food and/or eat with you?
- So long as the food is decent enough! And some Plopp please. ^^
Can I give you presents?
- I get the feeling you're running out of questions.
Can I hang with you in your room?
- If you find me hanging in my room, do cut me down and tell me off.
Can I dance with you?
- The closest I get to dancing is when I fall down the stairs.
Can I invite you to parties?
- I'll probably be too busy.
How can I get your attention?
- "Equium, would you like some Malibu?"
What are you most looking forward to?
- Probably the fursuit games.
Do you play Magic: The Gathering?
- I go to great lengths to avoid it. It makes more sense if I throw darts at playing cards and shout numbers at a room full of hats.
HEJ DÅ
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I lol'd at some answers
You enjoy yerself over there! :)