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Sooooo a meme has been floating around:
12 years ago
So I why not?? It's make me more active in the community...which is a good thing, right???? Right?!?!
Alas, forgot who I copied it from but, credit to them~!
The Sex meme:
1. Is there anyone on your friend's list you would ever consider having sex with?
A few, yes~
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Why not all?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Dead smack in the middle!
4. Do you masturbate?
Do birds fly?
5. How often?
Trick question! When locked up, zero times! When unlocked...anywhere from 1-10 x.x
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, can't say I'm opposed, just no one would pay x3
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Long hot showers is how I relax~
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Once or twice in the shower, was interesting and fun/spontaneous ^^
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, and I have~
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Lovingly aggressive is great! Nothing better than bodies all twisted up when having fun!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nah, well...maybe a smidge or two ^//^
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Wish I could say yes, but no O:
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, simple as that.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, Master/pet, maybe spanking at number 3?
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Fortunately no.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
The boyfriend's bed
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Public bathroom in a city park >///>
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Fortunately no x3
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nah.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nops
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Notta
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I'd hope so O:
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Planned on it one time, but too many people D:
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
See #17 <///<
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Define work?? In the same building, yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Hells yea xD
29. Bought something from an adult store?
See #28 x3
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Wanna see? :D
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Multiple dildos, a stroker, some light bdsm gear, chastity cage
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I wouldn't be surprised ^//^;
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Notta
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeeeeeep
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Can you get a venereal disease from the act? It's sex =p
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl!! Nothing like riding on top and being able to control the angle ^////^
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Hmm...I'd probably say anal....though I do like oral.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not yet, no~
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
The next person who does!!
Alas, forgot who I copied it from but, credit to them~!
The Sex meme:
1. Is there anyone on your friend's list you would ever consider having sex with?
A few, yes~
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Why not all?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Dead smack in the middle!
4. Do you masturbate?
Do birds fly?
5. How often?
Trick question! When locked up, zero times! When unlocked...anywhere from 1-10 x.x
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, can't say I'm opposed, just no one would pay x3
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Long hot showers is how I relax~
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Once or twice in the shower, was interesting and fun/spontaneous ^^
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, and I have~
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Lovingly aggressive is great! Nothing better than bodies all twisted up when having fun!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nah, well...maybe a smidge or two ^//^
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Wish I could say yes, but no O:
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, simple as that.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bondage, Master/pet, maybe spanking at number 3?
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Fortunately no.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
The boyfriend's bed
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Public bathroom in a city park >///>
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Fortunately no x3
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nah.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nops
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Notta
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I'd hope so O:
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Planned on it one time, but too many people D:
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
See #17 <///<
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Define work?? In the same building, yes.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Hells yea xD
29. Bought something from an adult store?
See #28 x3
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Wanna see? :D
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Multiple dildos, a stroker, some light bdsm gear, chastity cage
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I wouldn't be surprised ^//^;
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Notta
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeeeeeep
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Can you get a venereal disease from the act? It's sex =p
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl!! Nothing like riding on top and being able to control the angle ^////^
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Hmm...I'd probably say anal....though I do like oral.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not yet, no~
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
The next person who does!!
emotionally yes, physically maybe.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
when it feels right-
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
whichever feels most comfortable
4. Do you masturbate?
do dolphins rape people?
5. How often?
more often than i'd like to admit
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
yes, but they didnt hold up their side
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Long hot showers, nothen like it.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
still a virgin
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes, and I did once
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
a bit of both to keep it fun.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
not really
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
not personally
13. Would you choose love or money?
if it aighnt love, it aighnt right.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
not sure. ._.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes, on several occasions.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
again still a virgin
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
(virgin)
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
(virgin)
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nah.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
actually yes, but it got nowhere
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
yes, we were playing the game "nervous" and i wasnt nervous until he actually did it. i freaked.
24. What's your sexuality?
not sure yet.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
nope
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
nope
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yup
29. Bought something from an adult store?
yes, as a gag gift
30. Do you own any sex toys?
nope, but i did try one once
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
....
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
i would have to say nope
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
no but i have called a friend the wrong name though.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
me an a friend almost did as a joke with an unexpecting classmate
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeeeeeep
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
if you can get a std from it the yes
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
"grins" doggy style dude.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
i dont know yet
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not yet, no~
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
me