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2014 Formula1 cars feature... a penis front bumper XD
12 years ago
First of all, my excuse for behaving like an immature teenager on the topic: I was learning for exams on the bed yesterday night, closed my eyes for 5 minutes, woke up 6 hours later with all room lights still on and with my laptop working pointlessly next to my head. Oh, and I went to sleep in normal clothes... and wasn't covered even with a blanket. No, waking up was not comfortable. :/ thank goodness the heating was working and there was hot water in the shower. But...
TO THE POINT
When I saw these pics, I was all smiles immediately
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BevlNE0.....DiM4.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BevzCJS.....2lkf.jpg:large
(pictures from McLaren F1 Team's official twitter twitter.com/McLarenF1)
So, yeah, the upcoming season will be filled with giggles and most likely immature caricatures XD
The reason for this... interesting solution are the new safety rules which require the nose of the car to be much closer to the ground and eliminate the 'stepped noses' so popular in last two seasons. Now, the engineers will tell you "This is the most efficient solution within the regulations"... that's not true, someone simply drew a high-school penis on the drawings right before the final committee meeting. Trust me, that is the truth (*no, don't trust me).
And if you're like 'But I'd like my F1 car with a hemipenis!', Lotus F1 Team has the car for you!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BevlO5A.....yFE1.png:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BewTj9O.....-4os.png:large
(pictures from Lotus F1 Team's official twitter twitter.com/Lotus_F1Team)
In all seriousness now, why couldn't they just copy and adapt the old Williams FW26 nose?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M.....004_Canada.jpg
[Edit] Amusing creation by Scuderia Ferrari (from twitter.com/InsideFerrari)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Be1M4zj.....Tgtb.png:large
TO THE POINT
When I saw these pics, I was all smiles immediately
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BevlNE0.....DiM4.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BevzCJS.....2lkf.jpg:large
(pictures from McLaren F1 Team's official twitter twitter.com/McLarenF1)
So, yeah, the upcoming season will be filled with giggles and most likely immature caricatures XD
The reason for this... interesting solution are the new safety rules which require the nose of the car to be much closer to the ground and eliminate the 'stepped noses' so popular in last two seasons. Now, the engineers will tell you "This is the most efficient solution within the regulations"... that's not true, someone simply drew a high-school penis on the drawings right before the final committee meeting. Trust me, that is the truth (*no, don't trust me).
And if you're like 'But I'd like my F1 car with a hemipenis!', Lotus F1 Team has the car for you!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BevlO5A.....yFE1.png:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BewTj9O.....-4os.png:large
(pictures from Lotus F1 Team's official twitter twitter.com/Lotus_F1Team)
In all seriousness now, why couldn't they just copy and adapt the old Williams FW26 nose?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M.....004_Canada.jpg
[Edit] Amusing creation by Scuderia Ferrari (from twitter.com/InsideFerrari)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Be1M4zj.....Tgtb.png:large
It will be a very interesting F1 season, as I sense a great deal of amusement to be had based on that design... amazing stuff.
Poza tym, odbijając piłeczkę, nic nie jest dziwniejsze od transportowców Super Guppy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aero_S.....es_Super_Guppy
...gupik. Tak, zdecydowanie się zgadzam :'D