1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

I find some of them attractive sexually, but no I wouldn't have sex with them. I'm a firm believer that sex can hurt friendships.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime, I suppose I like night best because you can snuggle up and sleep afterwards.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side that allows me to face off the edge, but is furthest from the door.

4. Do you masturbate?
Yeah.

5. How often? Lately?
Often enough.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Never for money.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I love a nice long shower.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep.

9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I've watched hentai in a con group and with friends before, but never for the purpose it was intended for. As far as casual use, not really.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'm a bit switchy, but lately I've enjoyed a degree of dominance.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I FUCKING LOVE EVERYONE ON MY FRIEND'S LIST!

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not really, but I feel like their art speaks to me in a way that words don't. In that way I feel like I know them.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Why can't I have both?

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Fingernails, biting, and gentle spooning.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope. They never will either.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A bed. It had red sheets on it if that makes it better.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
0///0

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Thank god no.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not really. Most of those places seem kind of gross.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. Bars are for merriment and drinking.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
MERRIMENT! AND! DRINKING!

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I have and that's as detailed as I'll get.

24. What's your sexual preference?
I'm pretty halfway. The only tipping point is I tend to be better romantically with women. I suppose by that you could say I'm 60% attracted to women and 40% attracted to men.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Well...

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Fuck no.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Least sexy place on the planet.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah, those places are a scream.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Once.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not really any more.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
None left. Not really comfortable with this question. If I'm comfortable with you you'll find out later.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I hope not.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Once, I didn't care for it.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yep.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I consider oral sex a form of sodomy, but I'm not really sure what to define as intercourse. I suppose I would define it as any point where you're in a hole that the missionary position can be used.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
From behind.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Gentle naked spooning and then a nap.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
It's been offered, but it lacks a certain intimacy that I require.

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Everybody who was brave enough to read it.