Get to Know Jordan (REVISITED)
10 years ago
BEHOLD MY THUNDERING WORDS MORTAL
RULES :
1. Pick one of your fursonas.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your fursona.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
You can piece together what he looks like here:
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1.) What is your name?
Jordan Samuel Smithinson
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
I don't know. My parents named me that when they found me at the orphanage. What kind of question is that?
3.) I see... Single or taken?
Taken where? Single what?! I don't like these questions!
4.) Any abilities or powers?
Oh? Finally a question that makes sense! My instructors at the college taught me that I'm an alter mage! That means I can change stuff with magic! My powers usually manifest as superhuman strength and really hard skin. Other than that I guess I'm a pretty good forger and enchanter.
5.) Stop being a Mary Sue!
You stop being so...weird! If I'm a Mary Sue then you're a....big fat stupid face! I'M COMFORTABLE WITH MYSELF OKAY!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL!!!
6.) What's your eye colour?
Oz says they're sometimes blue, sometimes green, and sometimes grey and they change colors! She has this weird habit of staring at them for some reason. It's...a little uncomfortable, but I like it!
7.) Hair colour?
Please, I ain't no mammal. Hair is for people who can't make their own warmth. Ummm...don't tell anybody I said that.
8.) Any family?
Two! I was adopted when I was really little so I don't remember my real parents. They dropped me off in an orphanage in Virginia and my parents found me there. I got to stay with them a long time till they had to let the government take me to mage school. I haven't seen them in a while. I miss them a lot.
9.) How about pets?
I've got a pet squid named Jasper. Oz named him, but I don't think that's much of a giant squid name. I like him cept when he starts biting, or dragging me into the sea, or binding me up in his tentacles. He's just playing around though. *smiles nervously*
10.) Now, tell me something you don't like.
Ummm...I usually like everything! I suppose I'm kinda scared of bees. Yeah, you know what fuck bees, and horses, and those people who put me in that orphanage. I don't want to talk about it. *folds arms and stares at the wall with a glare*
11.) Any hobbies or activities you enjoy?
Hitting things! Hitting machines! Hitting people! Biting things! Biting machines! Biting people!
I also enjoy video games and building stuff.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way?
Of course. If there's one thing about making your way through the Fools Endevour Field its that everybody wants something from you. Not to mention my job revolves around persuading wizards to let me keep some of their magic. That leads to some heated discussions.
13.) Ever killed anyone?
Ummm...what do you count as anyone? I enjoy hunting while I'm out here, it keeps the food fresher that way. *licks lips*
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I WAS KIDDING. I DON'T EAT PEOPLE! Oh. Well if you haven't noticed I'm a shark nobody's really sure what gave me these big ears, but my doctor told my parents they were probably from a bat. Other than that nobody else seems to know what I am. My mom used to call me a Shabat. Yeah, I'm a Shabat! Only one of his kind! So far as I've seen.
15.) Name your worst habits?
16.) Do you look up to anyone?
My teacher Father Andrews! He's really strict, but I can tell he means well. He taught me everything I know about
17.) Gay, straight or bi?
Oh oh! I know what this means! Okay so I only like girls, but sometimes there's occasions where I REALLY like girls you know? They're so soft, and they smell nice! Other than that I know some people like boys too, I am not one of those. I forget which one that makes me, but I am one of them.
18.) Do you go to school?
Yep, I've been in school since the government found out I was a mage. I went to regular school for a long time, but I used my magic when I wasn't supposed to. I used to hate the Institute, but I started to like it when they started helping me use my magic. Now I work for a university!
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
*with terrible impression of Father Andrew* "Jordan my boy, it's a shame that young men and women these days have forsaken the traditional roles of holy matrimony." Father Andrews talks about marriage like it's this holy bond and transcends this life and blah blah blah. If I love a girl and want to make babies with her then as far as I'm concerned it's a ceremony. I wonder what Oz things of weddings. *walks behind corner to Oz's room*
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
*walks back with bandaid covering swollen area over left eye* Ummm...I don't think Oz counts right now.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Becoming irrelevant and weak. Never reaching my full potential.
22.) What do you usually wear?
I'm required to be wearing my standards Temple garb, but since nobody's out here to really say anything I can wear whatever I want. I like my jacket since it keeps me warm in the desert at night! I don't care much for boots or shoes though like everybody else. They make my feet itchy. Other than that I like wearing thinner stuff and pants with as many pockets as possible!
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Meat. Next question.
24.) Am I annoying you?
No! No, no, no. Yes. Yes you are.
25.) Well, it's still not over!
Maybe I'm annoyed, am I? Do I look annoyed? *shoves face as close to interviewer as physically possible.
26.) What class are you?
Uhhh, mage. That one, but I also like swords.
27.) How many friends do you have?
Yeah! I have my classmates and a few people I've been meeting since I left.
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
I don't think about pie, I eat it stupid.
29.) What's your favourite drink?
Ummm...it's best not to ask about that. I drink a lot.
30.) What's your favourite place?
My shop back in town! I have everything just the way I like it and there's no GODDAMN BEES!
31.) Are you interested in anyone?
*stares back at hallway leading to Oz's room and looks back* Shhhhhh....she'll hear.
32.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
The ocean, lakes are small and boring.
33.) What's your type?
Ummm....water? Maybe fighting.
34.) Camping or indoors?
BEES! THERE ARE BEES OUT THERE!
35.) Well, that's all. Thanks for your time. Who would you like to see answer these questions?
1. Pick one of your fursonas.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your fursona.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
You can piece together what he looks like here:
click
1.) What is your name?
Jordan Samuel Smithinson
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
I don't know. My parents named me that when they found me at the orphanage. What kind of question is that?
3.) I see... Single or taken?
Taken where? Single what?! I don't like these questions!
4.) Any abilities or powers?
Oh? Finally a question that makes sense! My instructors at the college taught me that I'm an alter mage! That means I can change stuff with magic! My powers usually manifest as superhuman strength and really hard skin. Other than that I guess I'm a pretty good forger and enchanter.
5.) Stop being a Mary Sue!
You stop being so...weird! If I'm a Mary Sue then you're a....big fat stupid face! I'M COMFORTABLE WITH MYSELF OKAY!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL!!!
6.) What's your eye colour?
Oz says they're sometimes blue, sometimes green, and sometimes grey and they change colors! She has this weird habit of staring at them for some reason. It's...a little uncomfortable, but I like it!
7.) Hair colour?
Please, I ain't no mammal. Hair is for people who can't make their own warmth. Ummm...don't tell anybody I said that.
8.) Any family?
Two! I was adopted when I was really little so I don't remember my real parents. They dropped me off in an orphanage in Virginia and my parents found me there. I got to stay with them a long time till they had to let the government take me to mage school. I haven't seen them in a while. I miss them a lot.
9.) How about pets?
I've got a pet squid named Jasper. Oz named him, but I don't think that's much of a giant squid name. I like him cept when he starts biting, or dragging me into the sea, or binding me up in his tentacles. He's just playing around though. *smiles nervously*
10.) Now, tell me something you don't like.
Ummm...I usually like everything! I suppose I'm kinda scared of bees. Yeah, you know what fuck bees, and horses, and those people who put me in that orphanage. I don't want to talk about it. *folds arms and stares at the wall with a glare*
11.) Any hobbies or activities you enjoy?
Hitting things! Hitting machines! Hitting people! Biting things! Biting machines! Biting people!
I also enjoy video games and building stuff.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way?
Of course. If there's one thing about making your way through the Fools Endevour Field its that everybody wants something from you. Not to mention my job revolves around persuading wizards to let me keep some of their magic. That leads to some heated discussions.
13.) Ever killed anyone?
Ummm...what do you count as anyone? I enjoy hunting while I'm out here, it keeps the food fresher that way. *licks lips*
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I WAS KIDDING. I DON'T EAT PEOPLE! Oh. Well if you haven't noticed I'm a shark nobody's really sure what gave me these big ears, but my doctor told my parents they were probably from a bat. Other than that nobody else seems to know what I am. My mom used to call me a Shabat. Yeah, I'm a Shabat! Only one of his kind! So far as I've seen.
15.) Name your worst habits?
16.) Do you look up to anyone?
My teacher Father Andrews! He's really strict, but I can tell he means well. He taught me everything I know about
17.) Gay, straight or bi?
Oh oh! I know what this means! Okay so I only like girls, but sometimes there's occasions where I REALLY like girls you know? They're so soft, and they smell nice! Other than that I know some people like boys too, I am not one of those. I forget which one that makes me, but I am one of them.
18.) Do you go to school?
Yep, I've been in school since the government found out I was a mage. I went to regular school for a long time, but I used my magic when I wasn't supposed to. I used to hate the Institute, but I started to like it when they started helping me use my magic. Now I work for a university!
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
*with terrible impression of Father Andrew* "Jordan my boy, it's a shame that young men and women these days have forsaken the traditional roles of holy matrimony." Father Andrews talks about marriage like it's this holy bond and transcends this life and blah blah blah. If I love a girl and want to make babies with her then as far as I'm concerned it's a ceremony. I wonder what Oz things of weddings. *walks behind corner to Oz's room*
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
*walks back with bandaid covering swollen area over left eye* Ummm...I don't think Oz counts right now.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Becoming irrelevant and weak. Never reaching my full potential.
22.) What do you usually wear?
I'm required to be wearing my standards Temple garb, but since nobody's out here to really say anything I can wear whatever I want. I like my jacket since it keeps me warm in the desert at night! I don't care much for boots or shoes though like everybody else. They make my feet itchy. Other than that I like wearing thinner stuff and pants with as many pockets as possible!
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Meat. Next question.
24.) Am I annoying you?
No! No, no, no. Yes. Yes you are.
25.) Well, it's still not over!
Maybe I'm annoyed, am I? Do I look annoyed? *shoves face as close to interviewer as physically possible.
26.) What class are you?
Uhhh, mage. That one, but I also like swords.
27.) How many friends do you have?
Yeah! I have my classmates and a few people I've been meeting since I left.
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
I don't think about pie, I eat it stupid.
29.) What's your favourite drink?
Ummm...it's best not to ask about that. I drink a lot.
30.) What's your favourite place?
My shop back in town! I have everything just the way I like it and there's no GODDAMN BEES!
31.) Are you interested in anyone?
*stares back at hallway leading to Oz's room and looks back* Shhhhhh....she'll hear.
32.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
The ocean, lakes are small and boring.
33.) What's your type?
Ummm....water? Maybe fighting.
34.) Camping or indoors?
BEES! THERE ARE BEES OUT THERE!
35.) Well, that's all. Thanks for your time. Who would you like to see answer these questions?