Sex Meme
12 years ago
General
Bark Bark!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A few, I think.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night. Or... Morning? I dunno. Whenever there is desire and availability.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left. But I migrate to the right when my boyfriend gets up.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yeah. A lot.
5. How often? Lately?
Daily? Every other day... When I'm really horny and everyone in the house is asleep.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope. Though I'd like to think that people would pay me to.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers when dirty, baths to just sit back and relax.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I look at porn all the time. Sometimes my boyfriend peeks, so... I guess.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Switch it up.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I don't think FA has a friends list, so... No.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A few of them, yeah.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Tough choice. I need monies, but at the same time, love...
Porque no dos?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Pinning, somewhat rough play, nipples. Dear god, nipples. Mine. Not yours. >.> Sorry.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Um... I suppose ONCE, when I was 15, but I didn't complain, cause... I was a bad kid. >.> No sex, but fingering...
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the yard..Never. Again. My knees were raw as HELL afterward...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Ha! No! The bartenders love me, cause I compliment them and give hugs when drunk. Not the creepy, groping hugs, but friendly squeeze hug.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep.
24. What's your sexual preference?
Gay.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Once or twice.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope. Unless online counts.. Then yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I have... Four? I think four.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Bad Dragon Razor (medium), Zeta Kittfox, Zeta Euro Ruff Stuff Jr., and Zeta Mr. Pluggitt.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yup.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
I tried it with a friend when I was 16. But it wasn't over the phone. It was over Pokemon Diamond and Pearl online voice chat. It was awkward and we both were laughing and making a joke out of it.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeah. A lot.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yeah.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hm... Depends. Top, I like doggy style or simply lying flat. Submissive - missionary.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I dunno. I like both parts of the spectrum.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
You.
A few people! Maybe.
A few, I think.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Night. Or... Morning? I dunno. Whenever there is desire and availability.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left. But I migrate to the right when my boyfriend gets up.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yeah. A lot.
5. How often? Lately?
Daily? Every other day... When I'm really horny and everyone in the house is asleep.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope. Though I'd like to think that people would pay me to.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers when dirty, baths to just sit back and relax.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nope.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I look at porn all the time. Sometimes my boyfriend peeks, so... I guess.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Switch it up.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I don't think FA has a friends list, so... No.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A few of them, yeah.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Tough choice. I need monies, but at the same time, love...
Porque no dos?
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Pinning, somewhat rough play, nipples. Dear god, nipples. Mine. Not yours. >.> Sorry.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Um... I suppose ONCE, when I was 15, but I didn't complain, cause... I was a bad kid. >.> No sex, but fingering...
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the yard..Never. Again. My knees were raw as HELL afterward...
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Ha! No! The bartenders love me, cause I compliment them and give hugs when drunk. Not the creepy, groping hugs, but friendly squeeze hug.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yep.
24. What's your sexual preference?
Gay.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Once or twice.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope. Unless online counts.. Then yes.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I have... Four? I think four.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Bad Dragon Razor (medium), Zeta Kittfox, Zeta Euro Ruff Stuff Jr., and Zeta Mr. Pluggitt.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yup.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
I tried it with a friend when I was 16. But it wasn't over the phone. It was over Pokemon Diamond and Pearl online voice chat. It was awkward and we both were laughing and making a joke out of it.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeah. A lot.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yeah.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hm... Depends. Top, I like doggy style or simply lying flat. Submissive - missionary.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I dunno. I like both parts of the spectrum.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
You.
A few people! Maybe.
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