Oh, you stupid fucking piece of shit why you gotta pull this crap at six in the morning? And of course getting a jump start from a neighbor isn't good enough, you fucker, you have to be more dead than the Wicked Witch of the East! Fucking munchkin coronor and everything!

Fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You're going to be a bastard and cost me money to get towed and get your sorry ass replaced, aren't you? Selfish prick, I had plans for that money! Big plans! Sexy plans!

*half hour long string of profanity here*