Cartoon Rant
11 years ago
Okay, this came to me after I was checking the art I watch and I came across one that brought back good memories of the cartoons I used to watch, not anime, but cartoons. It was a picture that included courage the Cowardly Dog and it made me think, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO GOOD CARTOONS!? Now, I haven't turned on Cartoon Network, or Disney all because it seems like crap to me. I visited my niece and nephew the other day and, when I was their age, it was Rugrats, Rocket Power, Courage, Johnny Bravo and all that good stuff that I loved, whats on now? Fucking Uncle Grandpa, what the hell is Uncle Grandpa!? I saw a commercial for this fucking idiot while I was there and my first thought was, what the hell? All it is is a show about an old man, who I'm guessing by how fucking stupid he is as well as his name, is inbred, has a bad case of mental retardation by said inbreeding and kids are just lapping this up now! They fucking love it and I know people who enjoy Adventure Time and Regular Show and that stuff, but good fucking gracious god in fucking heaven I agree with an artist I watch called Coyotek when he or she called these shows "forgetful waving-your-colorful-keys cartoons". I mean I love my niece and nephew to death, I'm like another parent to them and it hurts me to see that they are only watching shows that grab their attention. I also know there is this Gumball show, it's just colors and talking, no decent characters that you can really love and to me, it's like Uncle Grandpa in that it all looks like characters being really stupid and they aren't even really funny about it. I know that sometimes the old shows were like that, take Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy for example, yeah he was an idiot but at least he was fucking funny about it and he had Grim and Mandy there to balance the stupidity level a decent amount as well as make it even more funny.
Okay I feel better about getting this off my chest, if you read all of what I was talking about and made it to the end, then thanks for listening to me talk lol, I don't have many watchers so I don't expect many to see this rant of mine but I don't mind, I just felt this needed to be said, noted and remembered. I will say though one more thing and I didn't say it before because I said no anime for my rant, only cartoons. But right now, I will say this, Dragonball z Kai... it is a motherfucking, cock sucking, eyeball torturing travesty and I recommend anyone who has relatives who watch it to take them away from it, buy them Volume 1 of the original Dragonball Z series and save their life of anime forever. You got a blue god damned PoPo, they cut before most blows hit their target, they even removed halos from the dead character's heads. Halos! Please join my movement to at least save the lives of young anime enthusiasts and stop the madness that is Dragonball Z Kai! Please! Do it for the children... Okay, sorry, thats a tough subject for me hahaha! Thanks for sticking through this journal and please have a woderful day! Buh Bye!!!
Okay I feel better about getting this off my chest, if you read all of what I was talking about and made it to the end, then thanks for listening to me talk lol, I don't have many watchers so I don't expect many to see this rant of mine but I don't mind, I just felt this needed to be said, noted and remembered. I will say though one more thing and I didn't say it before because I said no anime for my rant, only cartoons. But right now, I will say this, Dragonball z Kai... it is a motherfucking, cock sucking, eyeball torturing travesty and I recommend anyone who has relatives who watch it to take them away from it, buy them Volume 1 of the original Dragonball Z series and save their life of anime forever. You got a blue god damned PoPo, they cut before most blows hit their target, they even removed halos from the dead character's heads. Halos! Please join my movement to at least save the lives of young anime enthusiasts and stop the madness that is Dragonball Z Kai! Please! Do it for the children... Okay, sorry, thats a tough subject for me hahaha! Thanks for sticking through this journal and please have a woderful day! Buh Bye!!!


We had classic Warner Brothers cartoons and Bullwinkle the Moose... and if you want a real laugh, go online and check out 8th Man... early Japanese cartoons. I loved it as a kid, and it is scary at how... bad... it is


OH yeah... The Flintstones, Woody Woodpecker and Yogi Bear...

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Those are good too hehe I just wanna try and get these ideas around and save the up and coming generations!


I dont blame you, although I like... damn... the one with the chick with one eye and the robot you wanna kill