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1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
Aesthetic crushes. Many. So many beautiful people in the world!!! And for lust? Zero. Love? Just my Betsie. <3

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
Yep

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
In an emotional/kinda romantic relationship for 2-3 years, maybe more? Or, my Ex-boyfriend and that was about a year.

4: Have you ever changed for someone?
Yep. Don't do it. It's stupid as shit yo.

5: How is your relationship with your ex?
They kinda stop talking to me once they get away. I guess I upset them.

6: Have you ever been cheated on?
Pretty sure I have. But no proof.

7: Have you ever cheated?
Never.

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
Nope.

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
Communication. trust, and compromise.

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
If your not serious, don't bother applying here.

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
No. You're either together or your not. Pretty simple.

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
Hooked up? I assume you mean sexual intercourse. The answer is zero.

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
I don't regret my relationships- because I learn from them. But I am pretty embarrassed how far into self delusion I went for my Ex.

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
I think it depends on the person. I say wait till you feel you are truly ready and it's with the right person. But please. Stay a child as long as you can. Even condoms and birth control can fail. If you don't feel ready or mature enough to handle a disease or raising a child alone, you're not ready for sex.

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
Within reason, yes. WITHIN. REASON.

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
No. Lust. Yes. Attraction, affection, adoration. But not love.

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
To an extent.

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
Lying, cheating, manipulation, abuse, hates animals, not eco friendly, rude, racist, sexist, republican, bad hygiene.... probably a few other things, but those are the biggest, I think

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
When no one is happy with anything, and you're just hurting each other all the time

20: Are you currently in a relationship?
Kinda. I'm romantically involved. Lol

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
It depends on how the relationship ended, and if the people involved even want to try

22: Do you think people should date their friends?
That's up the them. If they think their friendship can stand the post breakup pain and stay strong through it all, go for it.

23: How many relationships have you had?
Like, 4 or 5?

24: Do you think love can last forever?
I believe it's possible....

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
No. I wish I could say that, and love is a great place to start. But it does not solve everything. It will not fix everything. And sometimes, no matter how much love there is, the rest is in shambles and you have to let go.

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
I would take their opinion into consideration. But at the end of the day that's between my partner and I. No one else.

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
You don't need their approval. If you feel the need to bend too far or change for them. They aren't meant for your life.

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
I do. But trust me, they're a lot of work... kinda stressful.

29: What do you notice first about another person?
smile, face, eyes, hands

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
Panromantic Grey-A Demisexual. Don't ask me to explain that....

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
Not really. I have PTSD, bad anxiety disorders, and manic depression. So, ya know, hell we'd have something else in common.

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
No.

33: Do you want to get married one day?
Maybe.

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
I don't care if you've been together 50 years. Never get a partners name as a tattoo.

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
Totally. Hands down, not a problem. Kind of already in one. Hahahaha/

36: Are you still a virgin?
Uhg. I hate the 'virgin' thing. Have I ever had a penis in me? No. But I've gotten pretty fucking kinky and I have had penetration that wasn't from an almight penis!!!! So, unless I get man meat shoved in me i'm still a virgin right?

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
Personality for sure

38: Do you enjoy love films?
Depends on the film

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
Yes

40: Have you ever had a valentine?
Yep

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
Walking through a cemetery and enjoying a long walk and talk, coffee or tea at a café, maybe a carnival or arcade. Just for some silliness and laughs.

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
I have. It's not a love story. It's just stupid. I hate that being called a love story.

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
Myself. :p

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
No idea. lol

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
Not really. No.

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
The friendzone is not a real thing!!! You don't put in nice coins until the sex falls out. You don't butter up to a girl and kiss her ass and then get all butt hurt when she won't wet your dick. She doesn't owe you shit!

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
Ellen and Portia

48: What's your favorite love song?
The horror of our love - Ludo

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I hope so. LOL!

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
Because no one wants to date someone they can't fuck. shrug And I find dating tiresome so i'm not trying.

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy/girl?
The poor, nice person. NEVER settle for a douche.

52: Are you good at giving other people advice regarding dating/ relationships?
I give great advice. I just suck on implementing it in my own life.

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
Nah. But I do get grossed out by extreme PDA or overly gushy couples. Gods, let the pheromones die!!!

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
Whatever. Just so long as everyone knows we're an item. I hate people thinking the person i'm with is single and start coming onto them way too hard. it's embarrassing for all of us.

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
I tend to be a little jealous and sometimes I can be clingy, but I feel I am reasonable about it

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
I can honestly say no. All of them someone else fucked up. Woohoo!

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
Yes. I know it's painful, but if you give up your life over someone who clearly wasn't worth it, you're foolish

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
Depends on my mood and my partner

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
My ex and I both forgot our anniversary all the time, but we always remembered birthdays

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
I think they're fine as long as there is lots of communication and honesty.

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
Equal. Depends on the partner depends on the family. Some people are estranged from their family. Some people are close. To each their own. Fuck.

62: How do you define "cheating"?
If you have to hide it, it's cheating.

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
I guess it depends

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
Yes. It's obnoxious. I usually just celebrate Oregon's B-Day. <3

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?
Meh. Depends.. But not too much usually.

Really? We had the opportunity to take a V-day meme to #69 and we stopped a few numbers short.... I am shocked.



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