Last week my dog Tia was put down. She was 17 years old. Her daughter Amber was put down today, as she had pretty much given up, not eating or moving. Not responding to her name. She had never been alone once in her life. She was 15.

Also my snake Cephei escaped from his viv the other week and I’ve still not managed to find him.

I’m now sat here drinking and waiting for the guilt of being a terrible pet owner to set in. I would greatly appreciate something cute to distract me