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Neckbeard Valentine's Day
12 years ago
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Captain's Log: STARDATE: 91725.65 - I poured champagne for my portrait of Christina Ricci, who, as we all know, played Wednesday Addams in the incomparable 1991 film classic 'The Addams Family' while wearing my Star Fleet Captain's Uniform ('Wrath of Khan' version, thank you very much). The Go-bots and mint-in-box GI Joes on my shelves bore silent witness to the candle-lit scene as I then gave Christina a tour of Azeroth. After a leisurely flight upon my gryphon steed, I read love poems featuring complex references to Sonic the Hedgehog and my Naruto fan-character, Yashimori, in the original Quenya. After watching the second season of MLP with my arms wrapped around Christina, I quietly wept myself to sleep in the cheetos stained blankets of my shame.
Sarkis.Anaeas
~sarkis.anaeas
You are a sick, sad little man.
Drasama
~drasama
Wow
ZrazorRozenstrauch
~zrazorrozenstrauch
Captain's Log: STARDATE: 91725.65 - Rather than join in the unthinking throngs of parasites buying gifts and chocolates for one other, I have elected to invoke the wisdom of Ayn Rand and purchase for myself an assortment of gourmet chocolates as a declaration of rational love for myself. That said, though I was extremely pleased with the taste of the chocolates, I was not satisfied with the quantity. After consuming the entire box within a seven-minute window, I find my hunger still deeply unsated. I cannot help but be baffled at the market forces which would drive demand for such a product as this, but such is the illogical nature of my collectivist peers, I suppose.
