Me: Yeah, I'm a bird. Crow, specifically.
Him: Pretty cool. One question, though.
Me: Yeah?
Him: How do birds show affection? Like, how do they kiss? Seems tough to do with beaks.
Me: Heh, it's a pretty complicated process. I can draw you a diagram if you need.
Him: (Grabs my coat and pulls me in.) I'd prefer a demonstration.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the perfect way to do things. He will get a second date.

IN OTHER NEWS:
--I picked up a copy of Sabertooth Swordsman, a limited-release comic about a man turned into a tiger by a cloud god after his wife is abducted by the Mastodon Mathematician. Drawn by Aaron Conley, the comic features his distinctive detailed, psychedelic art style with lots of quirky easter eggs hidden in each beautiful panel. The story is light and humorous (though violent) and is set in a fantasy version of the Middle East. It's sort of like Aladdin meets R. Crumb. Good light read, I recommend it if you can find it.
--I'm still drawing, I just haven't finished anything to the point of posting it recently. I've been a bit distracted with other important things (anime) and haven't sunk a lot of time into drawing. I'm hoping to remedy that soon.
--You're all beautiful, hope you had a good VDay.