*answers subject to change

Where are you coming from?
Driving from Orlando

What day will you get there?
Wednesday

What days are you going to be at the con?
Wednesday-Monday

What are your favorite places to lurk at the con?
I don't know.

Who will you be rooming with?
These MoFos


Who will you be with throughout the con?
Definitely gonna make some time with the roomies, but it seems people want to me to bless them with my presence for some reason.

What suit(s) will you be bringing?
If it works out, you'll see a thing of blue and purple fluff. At this time, it's very doubtful. NONE!

What do you look like?
Check any bottle of hot sauce. Yeah, THAT GUY!
AND DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH ANY OF THE HOUSEKEEPING STAFF. I WILL NOT BRING YOU FRESH TOWELS!

Do you do free art?, tra...
Imma stop ya right there. My art is so bad, that I would have to PAY you to do art for you. AND NO!

What panels will you be attending?
They do panels at cons?

What is your gender?
Factory-built male.

Can I talk to you?
Why are you talking to me now? Does it look I got time for you?

Can I touch you?
You must have prior authorization, so NO! Violation of this will result in a punch in the face.

How can I find you?
Check the Twatters. If you have access to the hotline, you are more than welcomed to use it to reach me.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
You shouldn't be inviting yourself for these things. People may start to hate you and will find you as a nuisance and an annoyance.

Can I buy you drinks?
It's your money. Use it when you need it.

Can I visit your room?
You must have made an appointment or already have prior authorization.

Are you going to any parties?
You gonna follow me to one? Question is, which one?

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
See me? Pffft, good luck with that. I struggle seeing over the counter, which makes it impossible to find me in a crowd of people.

Can I take your picture?
HELL NO!

Are you nice?
You just read this entire meme. About halfway, you're already thinking that I'm an arrogant douche who just goes around and is dick to everyone. What would give you any impression that I'm not this way IRL?

By meeting me IRL, cause that's what we do at cons, right? <3

Many people I expect to see for the first time. Looking to have the time of my life.

*answers subject to change