Where are you staying?
Intercontinental Hotel

How long are you going to stay?
March 10thWednesday BITCHES!!! to 14th, 2016

Means of transportation?
Flying! :3

Sharing a room with:
These people who just wanted an in-room maid


What is your gender?
*TRIGGERED*

Relationship Status:
Debatable. But since you're asking, 99.99% chance it's not with you. (Left hand)

How old are you?
2nd stage in the adult demographic group

How tall are you?
Enough to ride roller coasters

Which languages do you speak?
Foreign and drunk

Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Somewhere being fat

Who will you be with?
ALLLLLL BY MY SELLLLLLFFF (whoever wants to fill that vacancy)

Do you do free art?
Negatory

Do you do trades?
nein

Do you do commissions?
nope

What suit(s) will you have?
Mine and perhaps a taco dog

Can I dance with you?
No

Can I touch you?
You can give a formal handshake, then see where we go from there

Can I talk to you?
You can try, don't know if you'll succeed

Can I hug you?
HANDSHAKE FIRST!

Can I take photos of you/with you?
You better upload them

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
No, just gimme the cash

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yes to both

Can I give you lots of money?
If it's not traced by the feds or drug cartels, sure

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I refer you to the handshake

Can we hang out?
Keep up, then maybe

Are you nice?
Not really, but I've been told otherwise

Other cons you may go to?
Get through this con first please

Attending any events?
Anywhere willing to provide free alcohol

How can I find you at the con?
You don't, I....FIND....YOU....

Can we go out for a dinner?
You trying to date me? NO!

Are you buying art?
Probably not

What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Everything!

What is the best way to contact you?
Don't call me, I'll call you

May I kidnap you to my room?
Maybe....are you DTS?

Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
803 & 632 (good luck finding me in last year's rooms)