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Q&A with Mister J (hey that rhymed xD)
17 years ago
Dr.West- "oh, how touching Jack, I almost felt loved"
Mister J - "Thats not-ah love, heh. It's my knife"
Mister J - "Thats not-ah love, heh. It's my knife"
The basic questions
-- Name: The Joker/Jack Napier/Mister J/J/The red hood once upon a time ago lol/Clown prince of crime yadda yadda
-- Birthplace: Hospital durr, I wasnt always blowing these things up ya know?
-- Gender: Male
-- Eye Color: Hazel
-- Hair Color: Naturally? ummm...dirty blonde, but as of now greenish brown
-- Height: 6'3
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty : D
-- Zodiac Sign: Clown
-- Your heritage: im a clown...sigh...i know.
-- The shoes you wore today: the same shoes i wore yesterday lol
-- Your fears: a perfect world with no chaos *shudders* could you imagine that? it like all the lawyers in the world disappeared O___O
-- Your perfect meal:
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: absolute Chaos!!!
-- Your thoughts first waking up: gotta go to the washroom brb
-- Your best physical feature: My smile :]
-- Your bedtime: When i go to bed obviously
-- Your most missed memory: Pfft...Memories are for squares lol im a triangle : D
-- Pepsi or Coke: why can i never have both? oO
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds, i'd love to get into an epic fight tho with the King xD
-- Single or group dates: Depends on what the lady of my life says
-- Adidas or Nike: as if i care lol
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ICE TEA IS ICE TEA GAWD!!
-- Chocolate or vanilla: doesnt matter really
-- Cappuccino or coffee: whatever keeps me going lol
-- Smoke: another time, another life lol
-- Cuss: Shit no lmao :P
-- Sing: only in my shower
-- Take a shower: despite what you may think because of my hair, Yes.Yes i do.
-- Have a crush: sigh....yes but then i married her xD
-- Do you think you've been in love: Psh! me love HA!Ha!-Ho-he-ha-he-he-ho-ha! I married her didnt I?
-- Want to go to college: benn there done that, how do ya think I met Herbie? lmao I always butcher names : D
-- Liked high school: cant remember much of it lol
-- Want to get married: I is married, and have a girlfriend XD im the greatest man on earth *LAWL EGO*
-- Get motion sickness: lmao no
-- Think you're attractive: well the fangirls/fanboys/fan whatever seem to think so, Like C'MON! enough already! i know im pretty but really? is the slash nessecary?
-- Think you're a health freak: actually in some small way. i think i am.
-- Get along with your parent(s): lmao no they dead...by my hand xD
-- Like thunderstorms: only if i dance in them with a metal rod
-- Play an instrument: is maynaise an instrument? oO no i joke! I play the knife, the instrument of chaos.
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: sure
-- Smoked: Not really
-- Done a drug: yes, cause advils a drug lol
-- Had Sex: Have you seen my wife or harley? c'mon think clearly now ppl.
-- Made Out: can any of you really picture me being the kinda guy to just make out and thats it? no? didn;t think so lol
-- Gone on a date: My wife says blowing up a building/anything or holding people hostage isnt a date. go figure huh, and here i had this lovely evening planned with dinner and dancing, and even maybe a double date with Batsy and his girlfriend. what that you say? I killed? : O no wai! :P
-- Gone to the mall?: i let the ladies shop. me i have other things to attend to.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: yes lol.
-- Eaten sushi: I dont like seafood,there i said it lol
-- Been on stage: ALWAYS!
-- Been dumped?: yes, ive been dumped out of a truck before xD
-- Made homemade cookies: lmao i cant even picture me doing that.
-- Gone skinny dipping: not yet, myabe one day
-- Dyed your hair: what? I like green : D
-- Stolen anything: I'm the Joker, you tell me.
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color?: purple > : D lets see you pull that one off bitches!!
-- Best hair color?: Blonde,Black,Brown...ppl think i have a thing for blondes but thats just not true xD
-- Short or long hair?: I likes long hair
-- Height: Doesn't matter
-- Best weight: this is something nor matter what you never get into with a lady, just nod and walk away fellas lmao
-- Best articles of clothing: as if it matter :P
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: you should see the stuff Herbie gets and Arkham feeds us lmao
-- Number of piercings: guess what? I have....0 lmao
-- Number of tattoos: lmao
-- Number of times name was in newspaper: OH! im sure Gotham and Metropolis have had my name in their titles more then a fair few times lol
-- Number of scars on my body: well theres my smile :] and OH! most of my body lmao
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: I REGRET NOTHING!!! XD
anything you wann ask or add feel free to do so~
Toodles~
J
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T^^^T How many people you would love to kill? as if we did not know...
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T^^^^^^^T How much you charge to give smiles out?
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T^^^^^^^^^^^T What kind of pet you have,had, or want?
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T^^^^^^^T How you do your job on a daily baseis?
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Are you hireing?
i need no pay i work for free
How much is that doggie in the window?
1- I am not so serious lmao cause if i was the world would probably implode
2- theres alot of ppl that need to die, tom cruise is at the top of my list : D
3- I dont charge anything, im like Macdonalds. Smiles are free xD
4- I have a kitty, I have a ferret, and I have a bunny lmao cause you know...a good magician needs a bunny oO
5- Well first all my men gather what i need, whether it be explosives or whatever then i pull a Maguyver and just take it from there, im usual a step ahead of everyone because everyones so DAMN predictable lol
6-yes, Im always hiring just take my test at http://www.whysoserious.com/ and let me know how ya do ;)
and FINALLY~
it's about 50$ half price cause I kinda kicked it and it didnt get up.
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Can i see another magic trick?
which story would you like doll, I've got ah brain full of em : D
the one where my daddy did it to me?
the one where i do it for my wife?
or the real story? Hmmm?
tell ya what I'll giev you the real story and will see what you like better, my little white lies to intimidate the masses or the flat out truth.
Well...ya see, I use to work for the mob, Along time ago, yep.
At first it was just for little bits of money to get us by, you know, me and the wife. Course she never knew, No,no,no,no,no. tsk tsk tsk.
Ive gotta be a man ya see, make the money, bring HOME the bacon.
But as time went on, I got pulled in deeper and deeper, doing more then just a few side chores here and there, I was doin...drug peddling and gambling, ya know? all the fun stuff you tell your kids is wrong in the long run.
I got to meet alot of new 'friends' as it were and eventually...sigh....those friends become enemies and I was now doing Hits for the mob, Ya know? what the kids call a sorta assassin or whatever...
Everything was great tho, Had Alot of cash, Alot of everything really xD
I, as a hit man had no problem with my job as long as my wife was gur-en-teed her safety.
Life was pretty good, till the Scottish mob came to Gotham's underbell that is.
At first we had a good deal with tho drunks ya know, everything fair,fair 50/50 that kinda deal but then something went kinda sour with our boss and theirs and BOOM! skeleton city heheheheheh... our boss body er-what was left of it was recovered in the Gotham city water purifier HAHAHAHA! what a sight that was!
SO naturally we knew it was them,
SO the hit was put on their boss and I was meant to do it, Unfortunately a FEW tiny little problems insued, apparently it was the bosses kid that sold him out and ME, HA!
so when I went to do the hit, i was greeted by a little more then 20 men ready and eager to rip me and new orifice on the front of my body.
I endure some beatings sure, some slight stab wounds...but the coo da gra! was this!this new SMILE they gave me, well known over in Scotland as the Glasgow smile, heh.
And thats how I got my scars. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
It wasnt too long after, needed to get rid of the Jack and welcome myself into a new era of comedy so to speak. For the first while I was known only as the red hood, I wore sorta ah...well a red cloth around my face, Sorta like potato sack boy but with more flare.
Once I had gotten my just desserts on the people who did this to me, I figured it was time to change my look ya know, stop hiding the face this world created and show them exactly how a person in this life looks HAHAHAHA.
Comic book Joker has green eyes most of the time though sometimes they're shown as red :>
*OBSESSIVE*
Yes. sometimes they even appear Black or even golden, depends on whose depicting us or whatever.
I do love the red tho, makes him look more lively
That guy has NEVER sat well with me :P