Rawr!
I know how you feel...

I was on Camera, on Skype with my Boy friend(Now Ex) an we were just watching each other Paw off. So, since I was in front of the computer, on the floor. I has a huge fat load of cum slpurge out my cock, an it got on the computer. Now, this computer is knot mine. Its my moms. So, slowly it started dying, buttons got fucked up an just went to the point of knot working anymore. So, still. To this day, my mom has no idea I did want I did, all blame went to my brother xD

Another story....

So, I was jacking off on camera with my boyfriend(still with him =). So, my dad and brother were gone shopping, an I was at home.
So, I went to the bathroom, taking off my clothes, an I go back to my room. I then notice I have a Bowl of cereal right next to me, some cheerios. So, on camera, I splurged my whole load of cum in the bowl. So, all of a SUDDEN! I hear the garage door open, racing to get my clothes on in the bathroom, I quickly say good bye to my lover. An get back in my room. So, my dad is known to eat my food, steal it sometimes. So, what I did...I ate the whole bowl of cereal. In front of my DAD.

Another store RE X3

So, short story long.
I was really bored an horny one day, an home alone. I never use lube, I don't have lotion. I have spit, unlimited. An well, there was this cheese cake. An so, I used that to Jack off. I have pictures to prove it...

Woah an i though I had the horny urge from time to time o.o
Really good and funny stories, poor brother of yours getting blamed for the computer tho.

Your load gets on so many weird places I would prefer mine going on my mouth or somewhere on my body haha.

And who the hell needs lotions when u got a good spit or Foreskin xP

I dont even... >.>

i don't even x3

Can i see those pictures? o.O
If that's alright with you i mean...

Yes you may! Shall take time to find though..

Hehe, take your time x3

you are by far one of the kinkiest persons i have seen.

kinkiest thing i have done is yiff in public and be watched by a trucker next to a major highway.

You talking about me perhaps?

Yes I was.

I'm shocked and appalled! -watched!!