Dear Effin' Diary; Let's Rollout!!
11 years ago
General
It’s me again. With another diary entry; Your favorite thing to do with your day.
It’s been a few days now since the poptart funeral with that strange assailant. I have to admit that I was kind of worrisome about going outside, in fear of seeing that guy again. No matter how many times I peered out my windows, I saw no sign of a masked figure.
This gave me enough courage to go out into the world once more and get things done. By things, I mean get more cake. But upon my travels, something spontaneous happened. Yep, you guessed it; it was him.
I don’t even know what in the hell happened, but I ended up… collared. I was speechless, and my eyes began to follow the chain of my new collar, over to this man’s wrist. What is this? Deathnote?
He started talking, and all I caught onto was him trying to rename me, followed by a hug.
”Just ‘Juice’ is fine.” Wait. Why did I ...say that?
Saying something like THAT only implies that I accept his invitation to kidnap me. I guess deep down inside, I WANTED to be kidnapped to have something different in my life. This was like the whole ordeal with Hades and Persephone. Did this guy feel a certain love for me, and it was so uncontrollable that he had to steal me away into his chariot and keep me in his version of the underworld?
Then it hit me…
“If ‘Juice’ is your last name, then what in the heck is your first?”
his response? ‘OH, you wish to inquire further on your new daddy? D’awe~ Well I’m Chancellor Autopsy. But you can call me ‘Poppy’ <3’
Even with the heart.
”I’ll just call you Autopsy in the presence of myself.”
I was really calm and collected about all of this. But what did I have to lose? All I had at home was a Beta fish. Lucky enough, I had majority of my things with me, consisting of my computer; computer charger; phone; and phone charger, since I was going to go a Starbucks or something do some drawing there once I picked up my cake.
WHAA, my cake…--
To wrap all of this up, I’m living this strange man. Arting with him and other some such. We’re a team now. We’re combined, and sharing both of our art on the same profile. I’m moving in with him, so I’ll be submitting most of my already posted artwork onto his profile, and submitting my future artwork there as well. But don’t worry, I’m not completely abandoning my Iodavin profile; I’ll still post some artwork there as well.
As for future commissions, I’ll still be talking those as well. All day everyday. And as a given, my commission prices have changed, so be on the lookout for that, folks! Another thing on those commissions; me and Autopsy will also be talking combined commissions. Guides will be up super soon!
Chancellor Autopsy and Chancellorette Juice.
Missed day one? Read it here!!
Missed day two? Read it here!!
Catch me at my alternative account; LeftOverAutopsyJuice
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