Hey all. I know I know. This account hasn't been active at all. But that's just your standard post-con hibernation period coupled with my seething hatred for FA's site architecture.

CHAPTER 1: INFOS

I will be going to FWA!! I have the good fortune of friendship with some awesome cruxes and they offered to cart me down Georgia-way with them! Unfortunately, three cruxes in one car is probably illegal in at least 24 of the states we'll be driving through, so if we don't make it you'll know why.
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Also - Unlike MFF I will actually have Cyan with me this time! Prepare for fursuit debauchery, drunken shenanigans and, of course, excessive dancing. And speaking of dancing...

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I will be judging FWA 2014's dance comp preliminaries! I consider this an honor, and am happy to serve the dancer community in such a way. Also, check me out in the fursuit division at Floor Wars! I'll be competing on the floor, impromptu style, and it will be hot. I hope. I'll probably pass out from heat exhaustion.

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CHAPTER DOS EQUIS: BULLSHIT MEME ANSWERS

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Picked straight from my anus.

Where are you staying?
(MAIN HOTEL)

What day are you getting there?
We're driving down for arrival late Wednesday.

Who will you be rooming with?
and whomever else is in that room >>

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes

Will you be suiting?
Hella

Do you do free art?
If you ask I will doodle something you'll regret

What is your gender?
Running Man

How tall are you?
Why is this even a question? I'm 5' 7"

Can I talk to you?
not unless you pay the troll toll

Can I touch you?
Only if it's inappropriately

How can I find you?
Shout CYAN CRUX as loud as you can into a mirror three times while spinning around in circles

Can I visit your room?
Not my room so it depends

Can I buy you drinks?
Please.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If we somehow end up on a couch together and you don't smell like toe jam

Are you nice?
Maybe

Will you be going to parties?
Is there any other reason to go to a con?

Will you be performing?
Floor Wars Fursuit div, Judging dance comp prelims

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
blow glitter in my direction

What/where will you be eating?
Places that contain crux friendly food (everywhere)

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Why is this even a question? If you have to ask probably no

Can I take your picture?
100% glamor slammer all the time erry day baby

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
- fend off con staff
- wear anyone else's suit if they let me
- naughty

I stole this list from but the answers are mine