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11 years ago
What color are your underwear/panties?
Blue
Do they have a design?
Yeah, its like a motherboard. (Shush ignore my nerdiness)
Girls, what color is your bra?
lol i have a penis
Is there a design?
still have a penis
What color are your socks?
Uhm, left one is black, right one is white (sollux socks yes)
Is there a design on them?
nope, plain black and white (like a panda!)
Are you a virgin?
HAfaghafahsAHSAHdah you're hilarious.
Happy that way?
My first time and my last time will be with the same person, so obviously, yes.
What is your favorite sex position?
Honestly, anything that involves me being close to my love~
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Dude I don't even-what? Genderfluid?
Do you look at hentai?
Hey, it's way better than real porn.
Real porn?
Please refer to my above comment. Ew no.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Hahahahahaha......Yes.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
.....Hahahahhahahah....Yes.
Who was your first kiss with?
Holy shit uhm-...I would answer this but I'm afraid years of smoking tha wacky tobaccy has clouded my past.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Who knows, maybe?
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Huehuehuehue yes.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Nope. The only person I will ever consider doing that with will always be my mate, and that will never change.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
I wish ;w;
If so, where?
bitch stop reminding me I dont have em
Do you have any tattoos?
I wish ;w;
If so, where?
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKIN SAY
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Heeeeeeeeelllllll no.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Heeeeeeeeellllll yes.
If so, which ones?
Marijuana, Cocaine, 2CP, Acid, Mushrooms, uhm..I think that's it?
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Unfortunately, yes.
Ever been cheated on?
Again, unfortunately, yes.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Dpes Man-whore count?
Do you own any sex toys?
I wish >W>
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Actually, no, because my family is full of idoits and weirdos.
Have you ever masturbated?
I'm a dude. What the hell do you think?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
What can I say? The body is an art form. (..yes..)
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope, but thats a nice idea..
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
Uh..condoms?
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Written, yes. Drawn, I wish.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
They're the fucking assholes that fucking made me so fucking badmouthed goddamnit.
Do they care?
Like I said, they're the motherfuckers that made me this motherfuckin way. Fuck.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Ahahahahahah yeah no, I've gone to multiple streams and told people my sex life. Try harder, bro.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Well, my mate recommended me to do it, but yes, I did it of my own free will.
(lol no she forced me HELP)
Blue
Do they have a design?
Yeah, its like a motherboard. (Shush ignore my nerdiness)
Girls, what color is your bra?
lol i have a penis
Is there a design?
still have a penis
What color are your socks?
Uhm, left one is black, right one is white (sollux socks yes)
Is there a design on them?
nope, plain black and white (like a panda!)
Are you a virgin?
HAfaghafahsAHSAHdah you're hilarious.
Happy that way?
My first time and my last time will be with the same person, so obviously, yes.
What is your favorite sex position?
Honestly, anything that involves me being close to my love~
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Dude I don't even-what? Genderfluid?
Do you look at hentai?
Hey, it's way better than real porn.
Real porn?
Please refer to my above comment. Ew no.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Hahahahahaha......Yes.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
.....Hahahahhahahah....Yes.
Who was your first kiss with?
Holy shit uhm-...I would answer this but I'm afraid years of smoking tha wacky tobaccy has clouded my past.
Are they of the opposite sex?
Who knows, maybe?
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Huehuehuehue yes.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Nope. The only person I will ever consider doing that with will always be my mate, and that will never change.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
I wish ;w;
If so, where?
bitch stop reminding me I dont have em
Do you have any tattoos?
I wish ;w;
If so, where?
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKIN SAY
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Heeeeeeeeelllllll no.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
Heeeeeeeeellllll yes.
If so, which ones?
Marijuana, Cocaine, 2CP, Acid, Mushrooms, uhm..I think that's it?
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Unfortunately, yes.
Ever been cheated on?
Again, unfortunately, yes.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Dpes Man-whore count?
Do you own any sex toys?
I wish >W>
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Actually, no, because my family is full of idoits and weirdos.
Have you ever masturbated?
I'm a dude. What the hell do you think?
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
What can I say? The body is an art form. (..yes..)
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope, but thats a nice idea..
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
Uh..condoms?
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Written, yes. Drawn, I wish.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
They're the fucking assholes that fucking made me so fucking badmouthed goddamnit.
Do they care?
Like I said, they're the motherfuckers that made me this motherfuckin way. Fuck.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Ahahahahahah yeah no, I've gone to multiple streams and told people my sex life. Try harder, bro.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Well, my mate recommended me to do it, but yes, I did it of my own free will.
(lol no she forced me HELP)
