Snatched from  kasyl

What color are your underwear/panties?
Red and black boxers

Do they have a design?
Plaid

Girls, what color is your bra?
N/A

Is there a design?
N/A

What color are your socks?
Black

Is there a design on them?
Nope

Are you a virgin?
Nope

Happy that way?
Sure lol

What is your favorite sex position?
Doggy :3

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Bi, no preference either way

Do you look at hentai?
Is that furry porn? If it is then yes obviously

Real porn?
Uh YES

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Occasionally

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Of course

Who was your first kiss with?
My first serious girlfriend, back in like 9th grade

Are they of the opposite sex?
Yeah, hence "girlfriend"

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Mhmm

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeah

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope, just the one in my left ear

If so, where?
N/A

Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet (I have a short mental list of ink I'd like to get at some point though)

If so, where?
N/A

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yeah

If so, which ones?
Just weed. I would never touch anything else, I've seen first hand the damage that other shit can do to someone.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Never have, never will. I'm extremely loyal.

Ever been cheated on?
Yeah

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not in a serious manner

Do you own any sex toys?
Maybe...

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
WTF...HELL NO

Have you ever masturbated?
No, not at all (sarcasm, obviously)

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
A few.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
A few.

Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
I'm a guy so...N/A

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Written, yes. I can't draw

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Yep

Do they care?
Not really

Are you uncomfortable yet?
No. Should I be?

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Um, yes...