*mind blown*

Scandinavian problems...

*Tongues.

Why would you want to eat something that tastes bad? D:

Sometimes you have to?? Maybe its your bestfriend who makes the worst food but you dont want to make them feel bad :CCC

Oh. Hm. Sounds reasonable yet still very strange. D:
Never have been in such a situation.

"Are... are you wearing a tongue condom while eating my home cooking!?" D:

...."maybe."

Blocker for CT scans
Bowel prep for colonoscopies . . .

That sort of thing

I once downed a barium meal in one go... it was nice and aniseed-y. Nurse was a bit bemused though xD Even Kleen-Prep is manageable - mix with strawberry cordial for surprisingly palatable results :)

...I know too much about this :/

More importantly, why would you want to block the taste of things that taste good?

yes id do it for veggies and maybe oysters just to say ive tried em

You icon is way too fitting for this post.

Maybe it was planned. Probably aliens though.

the only safe way to eat jelly bellies

Well, this was my invention! :I

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hehe, sounds like you need to cook them differantly.
I worry for you sometimes little one.

Can the condoms be flavored? :D

That was the original idea actually. Strawberry flavour especially.

It all started from my strawberry soda drink. somehow

Yum! :D

*chews on a strawberry-condom-chewing-gum* |3

The bad pill tongue condom xD

I thought this was gonna be "and now that I got your attention" kind of things lol...

Why would you need condoms for tongues? We're Nords and eat* everything!






*or we should at least eat everything.

Flavored blueberry condoms would even add a little extra goodness to it!!

dem dental dams?

Whaaaat about a numbing agent in the 'condom' .. Take it off and your tongue is numb, problem solved O:

So instead you taste latex constantly which makes you wanna thow up even more than the food? X3

of course xD

PERFECT PLAN, 10/10, I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

Just say mind over matter :3

*points at Lutu* B3

Interesting idea, to say the least.

I could see how that might help. But then again there are some foods the are just nasty because of the texture. >_<

Me:*Is putting food condom on tongue before dinner*

Mom, "What the heck are you doing? ._."

x3

unless you accidentally swallow the condom.

Plugging your nose works better >> And you don't have something on your tongue...

That... Would be interesting....? Although would be awkward to put on..

Saanko kysyä?
Mitä helvettiä?

Turrirave

Niin vähän arvelinkin.

I love this idea

well there's some food for thought... perhaps i need a thought condom.

I just eat a bunch of mint or menthol that dull my taste buds. :I

What an interesting idea.

O.o

A good way to practice safe rimming. Just saying ;3

I would actually buy those just for the reason i am a picky eater and my high sense of taste and smell also would be ideal for eating healthy because some vegetables like celery are disgusting the down side about it is it can be a hazard unless it would be able to attach to your lower teeth that way you don't choke on it

The title got my attention, not quite what I expected tbh.

I love that idea <3 ^_^ <3

I thought tongue condoms would be used for more than not tasting food... :0

Do they come with some sort of chemical that prevents food poisoning too? (wish I had that when my aunt suddenly thought she could cook for Thanksgiving. Contaminated the damn turkey....)

But... the tastebuds actually extend all the way down into your stomach... x.x

If that's so, why do I not taste food if my tongue has been numbed (such as after dentist visits)

This actually exists. Taste my food and you wont be able to taste anything for a long while.

I want something that is like a throat condom. You want to eat all the tasty food that is delicious but you do not have any more room in your tummy cos you are so full!

Nää olis kyllä ollut niin hyödyllisiä tänään D:

Tota ideaa pitäis kyllä pitchata jollekkin eteenpäin! Lähet leijonan kitaan tms.! :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum I'll just leave this here.

Well... with this being the furry fandom and there being cock tongues, this isn't THAT far from existing.

These could work =3
http://i01.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/276/.....086276_859.jpg
just need to flavor them somehow...
although they might cut off circulation to the tongue or slip off and you end up swallowing it XP

Please make this a thing...